Posts Tagged ‘2008 season’
Photo of the Week
Thursday, June 12th, 2008Coop’s At It Again
…and hence, the team name.
Week 7 News and Notes
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008What’s With the Dalai Lama Picture?
2008 BTSH Ladies All-Star Party from Erik Price (filmed by Len Guinto) on Vimeo.
Three Wheels Are Better Than Two
Just prior to the start of the Women’s All-Star Game, the (potentially) First Annual BTSH Tricycle Race commenced, as all five entrants chugged a beer to determine which trike each one would ride. Once each participant had his vehicle, the three-beer, three-lap race officially started when the five competitors, as well as self-appointed race official Bryan “Stork” Welch, drank their second beer. Dan Owens (Filthy Gorgeous) was declared the winner in a photo finish, after he stormed past runner-up James Townsend-Butterworth (Sky Fighters), who dogged it to the finish line, believing his victory was already secure. However, James’s efforts should still be commended as his front wheel broke off early in the race, thus requiring the assistance of teammate Chris Shumaker. Although Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (Bad Touch) finished third, he was soundly booed for his blatant cheating. Erik Price (Mexican Standoff) finished in fourth place, despite jumping out to an early lead. Rob Gorden (Mighty Squirrels) struggled to down his first beer in one gulp and brought up the rear, even with Amy Kovner (Gouging Anklebiters) pushing him from behind. There will be an awards ceremony for the race at the Johnson’s this Sunday evening.
The only item missing from the race was a bullhorn for announcing purposes. Jefferson Hendricks had his sister bring one down from his parents’ house in Albany, but could not resist using his new toy on Saturday evening. It was confiscated by police at 3:00 AM, and he was issued a summons for using a sound production device without a permit.
For a different, and slightly Sky Fighters biased view of the race, check out Samantha Lee’s video here.
Week 7 Box Scores
Monday, June 9th, 2008The Mathematics Already Have Buyer’s Remorse
Rehabs 3, What The Puck 2
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (1)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (7)
Game Notes: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez scored his first goal of the season, which captain Bryan “Stork” Welch thought was noteworthy.
Corlears Hookers 10, Mexican Standoff 0
Corlears Hookers: Elizabeth Lewis 3 (4), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2 (2), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (6), Jason Eitel (4), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (3), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Josh Sadlier-Brown (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Herbert 2 (2), Joseph Pereira (4), Fran Graziano (2)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (5), Jeff Kamen (3), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins, 2-0. Successful attempts by James Pereira and Suvin “The Guru” Malik.
Dark Rainbows 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 2 (5), John Nielsen (8), Jesse Jewels (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3)
Tuques 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Tuques: Bill Monahan 3 (5), Peter Wilson 2 (6)
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue (3), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (3), Nick Gardella (2)
Game Notes: Bill Monahan’s hat trick was a natural hat trick.
Cobra Kai 12, Bad Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2 (11), Dave Cicirelli 2 (2), Brian Quiban 2 (2), Enayet “Retail” Rasul 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (2), Susannah Pasquantonio (2), Laurie Chakel (1), Julie Kim (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (6), Kelly LeVasseur (1)
LBS 4, Mathematics 1
LBS: Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (3), Alex Simon (1), Sam Anthony (1)
Mathematics: Andy Levine (3)
Game Notes: The Mathematics and Denim Demons have agreed in principal on a deal that would send “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau to the Mathematics in exchange for one orange-flavored Little Hugs beverage (pending a physical).
Fresh Kills 4, Unicorns 1
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 2 (2), Joe Tamburo (1), Mike Sokolyansky (1)
Unicorns: Courtney (1)
Mighty Squirrels 3, Sky Fighters 0
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (6), Mike Mincieli (3), Jesse Kalb (2)
Shutout: Tommy Mayoros (2)
Delts 2, Tris 1 (Women’s All-Star Game)
Game Notes: Gabby Carson (Denim Demons) scored the game-winning goal late in the second half.
Week 7 Preview
Thursday, June 5th, 2008Could Jake Busey End The Rehabs’ Winning Streak?
What The Puck (6-0) vs. Rehabs (3-1-1)
Location: Corlears South, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 7-4
Game Notes: This matchup features two of the hottest teams in BTSH, as What The Puck has won all six of their games, and the Rehabs are currently riding a three game winning streak. Despite their gaudy record, What The Puck has struggled in one area: attendance. They have had only one substitute the last two weeks and actually played shorthanded in one of those games. Personnel issues aside, their lethal offense still leads the league in team goals. The Rehabs started slowly, but played their best game of the season last week in a 6-0 victory against the Happy Little Elves. Their deep offensive rotation is led by the Ontario Connection of “Con” Ed Lau and Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman, but not to be overlooked are Sal Malguarnera, Lateef Nurmohamed, Chantel Arroyo, and Brian Wong (who really enjoys playing hockey).
Keys to the Game:
1. What The Puck team cancer, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri has frequently been seen wearing a Rehabs shirt. One has to wonder where his true loyalties lie. The answer is most likely with himself.
2. Cinemax is scheduled to play Tomcats from 1:00 AM to 3:00 AM on Sunday morning. Rehabs captain Bryan “Stork” Welch will not be able to resist watching this and could be tired and unfocused.
3. Lost amongst the accolades for What The Puck’s explosive offense, has been the steady goaltending of Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz. He has yet to give up more than two goals in a game.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs. What The Puck’s attendance issues finally catch up with them.
Derek’s Pick: What The Puck. They’ve played nearly perfectly each and every week, regardless of how many of them show up.
Photo of the Week
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Sex Symbols?
On the left is Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison of Cobra Kai (who considers himself a sex symbol). On the right is Tim “The Lantern” Olson of Mexican Standoff. Cobra Kai’s Enayet “Retail” Rasul cannot tell the difference between the two. Can you?
