Posts Tagged ‘2008 season’

Season Preview: Denim Demons

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

That’s it, Naitch.  You’re out of here.

Anton Chigurh 

Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (5th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Key Losses: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement)
Key Additions: The subtraction of Gillette
Fan Base: Minimal

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Season Preview: Pork Fried Rice

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Ant Already Read This Post

Chinese Food

Color: Burgundy
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-1 (6th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in quarterfinals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Steve Babcock, Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett, Eileen Barrett, Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett, Christina Blanco, Caley Boyd, Sean Donnelly, Holly Dice, Nicole Fazio, Natasha Foy, Chris Grunke, Tim Hannon, Eric Healey, Fayth Henley, Keith Koeferl, Julie Lauer, Paul “P.J.” Lopez, John Mack, Caroline Miller, Gina Montefeltri, Denis Monty, Jenny Petersen, Mike Taylor, Laura Traynham, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri, Matt Ventolieri, Lea Westort, Mike Westort (who are all these people?)
Fan Base: Janica “Tussin” Lee

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Season Preview: Unicorns

Friday, April 4th, 2008

I Preferred The Map Of Russia Episode

Nice Shirt

 

Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-3-2-1 (2nd place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Key Additions: Jill (Tuques)
Key Losses: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Rehabs), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (Rehabs)
Fan Base: Brazil

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Season Preview: Mighty Squirrels

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Come On Man, I’m Not Italian

Rocky

Color: Brown/Orange
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 4-13-0-3 (14th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in first round
Key Additions: Cole Jr., ZY Jr., Charles Jr.  They will be redshirted until 2025, but will join head cheerleader Jason “Cheek” Cheek on the sideline.
Key Losses: Kyle Fogden (Canada)
Fan Base: Laura the Bartender

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Season Preview: The Bad Touch

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

COOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Coop et al.

Coop et al.Coop et al.

Color: Red/Gray
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 7-10 (12th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in first round
Key Additions: Janica “Tussin” Lee (Tuques), Joe Lops (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Peter Hanchak
Fan Base: King of Prussia, PA

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