Posts Tagged ‘2008 season’
Week 16 Box Scores
Monday, September 22nd, 2008Sky Fighters Win, Hockey Rich Inexplicably Present
Sky Fighters 1, Unicorns 0 (OT-SO)
Shootout: Sky Fighters win, 1-0. Successful attempt by Robert Kucera.
Shutout: James Stein (1) – Sky Fighters, Nelson (1) – Unicorns
Mathematics 3, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (7), Andrew Lu (1)
Shutout: Harmon Walsh (1)
Denim Demons 1, Mighty Squirrels 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (11)
Shutout: Steve Chernoski (2)
Corlears Hookers 1, Dark Rainbows 0
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson (1)
Shutout: Chris Beauvois (4)
Fresh Kills 8, Mighty Squirrels 2
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 3 (8), Joe Tamburo 2 (7), Patrick Moore (7), Dave Sokolyansky (4), Ariel Imas (3)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis (8), Tim “(S)crappy” Gray (2)
Game Notes: Gray scored fifteen seconds after the media proclaimed, “I’m feeling a goal for (S)crappy.”
What The Puck 7, Denim Demons 3
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 3 (15), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (12), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (18), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (14)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (12), Mike Pereira (11), Steve Chernoski (2)
Game Notes: What The Puck scored five goals in the second half to rally from a one-goal halftime deficit.
LBS, Inc. 5, Bad Touch 1
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony 3 (4), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (11), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett (6)
Bad Touch: Mark Anderson (1)
Cobra Kai 5, Happy Little Elves 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 5 (20)
Happy Little Elves: Jason Amada (3), Garrett Carrino (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Tuques 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (7), Matt Novick (10), Matthew Workman (8)
Tuques: David Ladanyi (1)
Rehabs 11, Mexican Standoff 1
Rehabs: Andrew Levine 3 (10), Molly Holder 3 (4), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett 2 (4), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (8), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (5), Michael Lewis (1)
Mexican Standoff: Len Guinto (3)
Week 16 Preview
Thursday, September 18th, 2008At Least One Member Of What The Puck Is Pumped
GAME OF THE WEEK
Denim Demons (10-1-2-1) vs. What The Puck (12-2-0-1)
Location: Moffo, 4:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 8-2
Game Notes: These teams waged a classic battle in the quarterfinals of the 2007 playoffs, where What The Puck emerged with a one goal victory. The Demons currnelty trail What The Puck by two points in the standings, but with a game scheduled prior to this one, they could enter this matchup in a first place tie. This has all the makings of an intense and heated matchup, as the victor will have the inside track to the top seed in the rapidly approaching playoffs. With these two teams so evenly matched, victory will hinge on the the motivation and strategy of two the league’s most cunning captains: the Demons’ Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens and What the Puck’s Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer.
Keys To The Game:
1. The Demons will have a 2:00 game at Moffo, which gives Zimmer the perfect opportunity to scout his opponent.
2. With the returns of grizzled veteran Tom MacDonald and spunky forward Jen Hale from Canada to What The Puck’s already potent offense, the Demons will have to go over even more footage in the film room.
3. Known as the utility player of the Denim Demons, Zack Tinkelman can play any position on the court, including goalie, where he has already registered two shutouts on the season.
Eli’s Pick: What The Puck. The Demons get caught up in a “Hale Storm”.
Derek’s Pick: What The Puck. The Orange and Blue will be the first seed in the playoffs.
Week 15 News and Notes
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008Say No More (Mon Amour)
It’s Rex Manning Day!!!
A buzz was in the air last weekend. Although, on the face of it, Sunday seemed like it would just be a normal day of BTSH hockey, league commissioner Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg had other ideas. Through his extensive connections in the music industry, Weyersberg arranged for famed recording artist Rex Manning to appear at Welcome to the Johnson’s. He dubbed it “Rex Manning Day”. Despite the long lines this created at BTSH’s favorite hockey bar, everyones excitement level was sky-high for a chance to meet the British pop star. One BTSHer, Filthy Gorgeous’s Monica Russo, even fainted upon meeting the icon, when Manning gave her a light peck on the cheek. What The Puck’s Corey “Chongo” Winters described the spectacle, “This was truly the happiest day in my life. I have all of his albums, so to finally meet Rex Manning in person is a dream come true, eh?” The best news of the day came at the end of the evening, when bartender Brent Smith announced that the event had raised enough money to prevent the Johnson’s from turning into a Music Town.
Photo of the Week
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Just Give Martin The Damn Ball
It’s tough to see the exact play that Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka is drawing up from here, but we can only assume it looks something like this.
Week 15 Box Scores
Monday, September 15th, 2008Even The Alpha Male Thinks This Is The Whitest Rivalry in BTSH
Unicorns 2, Mighty Squirrels 0
Unicorns: Jesse (4), Ryan (4)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (2)
Game Notes: LaCombe assisted on both goals.
Tuques 3, Denim Demons 2
Tuques: Peter Wilson (11), Alfred Liu (3), Zoe Markwick (2)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (9), Steve Chernoski (1)
Game Notes: The Tuques rallied from a two-goal halftime deficit, as Wilson and Liu scored the tying and winning goals one minute apart midway through the second half.
Sky Fighters 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera 3 (6), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (3)
Dark Rainbows: Lindsey Foehrenbach (3)
Game Notes: Kucera broke a 1-1 tie with twelve minutes remaining in regulation.
Rehabs 7, Tuques 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera 2 (7), Tom O’Connor 2 (4), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (7), Lateef Nurmohamed (4), Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli (2)
Shutout: Anthony Romeo (3)
Corlears Hookers 3, Mathematics 2 (OT)
Corlears Hookers: Josh Sadlier-Brown 2 (6), David Kucharsky (1)
Mathematics: Derek Tagliarino (6), Bradley Schmidt (5)
Game Notes: Sadlier-Brown scored the game-winning goal with two minutes remaining in overtime. Tagliarino scored the tying goal with three minutes remaining in regulation to force overtime.
What The Puck 3, Happy Little Elves 2
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (17), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (13)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (2), Garrett Carrino (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 3, Bad Touch 2 (OT)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jonathan Rick (7), Matthew Workman (7), Ali Berkin (1)
Bad Touch: Danny Canarick (1), Toby Carroll (1)
Game Notes: Carroll scored the game-tying goal midway through the second half to force overtime, where Berkin scored the game-winning goal.
Cobra Kai 3, Mexican Standoff 0
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (15), Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison (1)
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez (2)
LBS, Inc. 6, Fresh Kills 3
LBS, Inc.: Tom Capatosta 2 (7), Karsten Pichon (17), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (10), Jason Bogdaneris (4), Phil Yang (4)
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha (5), Joe Tamburo (5), Caroline Currie (4)
Game Notes: All nine goals were scored in the second half.
Denim Demons 4, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (10), Mike Pereira (10), Pete Matlin (4), Brad Weiger (3)
Shutout: Zack Tinkelman (2)
