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Week 12 Box Scores
Monday, July 21st, 2008Record Attendance For What The Puck
What The Puck 8, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 3 (13), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer 3 (11), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (8)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)
Denim Demons 3, Rehabs 2
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (9), Mike Pereira (8)
Rehabs: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (4), Andy Kehoe (1)
Game Notes: After the game, the Rehabs attacked the Denim Demons with water balloons.
Dark Rainbows 3, Cobra Kai 1
Dark Rainbows: Jesse Jewels 2 (5), P.T. Walkley (11)
Cobra Kai: Laurie Chakel (2)
Corlears Hookers 4, Mighty Squirrels 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (14), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (4)
Mighty Squirrels: Patrick Larsen (1)
Unicorns 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Unicorns: Chris (9), Jesse (2), John Mark (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Fran Graziano (3), Sunny Mehra (1)
Game Notes: Chris scored the game-winning goal with approximately five minutes left in the second half. Filthy Gorgeous played the entire game short-handed, as Dana Kravis was their only female to show up.
LBS, Inc. 6, Sky Fighters 1
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (15), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (8)
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka (10)
Fresh Kills 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (6), Joe Tamburo (3), Caroline Currie (3), Ariel Imas (2)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (2)
Tuques 3, Bad Touch 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson (9), Alfred Liu (2), Zoe Markwick (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (10)
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Mexican Standoff 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (6), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (6), Matt Tsiang (2)
Mexican Standoff: Dave Wang (2)
West 4, East 1 (All-Star Game)
West: Derek Tagliarino, Matthew Workman, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer, Micael Holmstrom
East: Eric Devlin
Game Notes: Matthew Workman scored the game-winning goal late in the first half.
Week 12 Preview
Thursday, July 17th, 2008This Rivarly Is Brought To You By The Letter S
GAME OF THE WEEK
Rehabs (6-3-1-1) vs. Denim Demons (6-0-2-1)
Location: Corlears South, 5:00 PM
All-Time Series: Rehabs lead 6-4-1
Game Notes: This game represents one of the most storied and bitter rivalries across all of BTSH, as both teams are very open about their dislike for one another. The combative history begins with their original meeting in 1932, when Rehabs captain Sean “Nine Toes” O’Malley scored the game winning goal in octuple overtime in a game featuring more than 100 minutes of penalties. The next series milestone occurred in 1966 when Demons prankster Lisa “Moonbeam” Williams laced the Rehabs pre-game meal with LSD. Tensions boiled over again in 2003, when the Demons changed their color scheme to the Rehabs’ signature Red and Black, from their previous teal and fuchsia. Finally, just last season, when Rehabs schemer Jon Feldman discovered that the Demons were pre-emptively planning a celebratory dinner, he snuck into the team clubhouse (Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens’s apartment) and smashed all of their fine China. This earned him the nickname, “Dinner Plate”. Fireworks are expected this Sunday when the rivalry continues.
Keys To The Game:
1. Rehabs defender Stacy Kehoe’s high school class will be taking a field trip to watch this game on Sunday. She has promised them no homework on Monday if the Rehabs are victorious, so the fan support will be boisterous.
2. Upon further review, it’s summer, so ignore the previous note.
3. But then again, she might teach summer school…see note one.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs. “Con” Ed Lau turns off the power at the Demons’ hotel, causing most of them to oversleep.
Derek’s Pick: Denim Demons. Micael Holmstrom never sleeps.
All Star Teams Announced!
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Come For The All-Stars, Stay For Adam Rubens
Your long weeks of speculation and anticipation are finally over. Although Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon of Filthy Gorgeous will not be an all-star this year due to educational commitments, this year’s field of competitors is still extremely talented. In addition, this year will mark the beginning (hopefully) of a new rivalry, as the players who live on the East bank of the East River will be pitted against those on the West bank. Without further ado, here are your 2008 BTSH All-Stars (after the jump):
Week 11 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008What The Hell Is Andrea Doing On the Left Side?
Jim Dandeneau Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Be Booed Off The Stage
This year’s Sharif Corinaldi Hot Legs Competition featured the largest entrant pool in the event’s short history. Without previous champions, Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi and Minkus competing, there was no clear favorite among the pack. However, despite the plethora of particpants, the contest quickly whittled down to three finalists: Jason “The Hamburglar” Rosenstock (Mexican Standoff), James Townsend-Butterworth (Sky Fighters), and Ali Chenitz (LBS, Inc.). As clothes continued to be shed, and beer continued to be poured, one competitor rose above the others. Rosenstock recognized his boyhood dream, as he was declared the winner by the boisterous crowd. As per tradition, bartender Brent Smith “presented” Rosenstock with a victory cupcake.
Week 11 Box Scores
Monday, July 14th, 2008Sven 1, Monica 0…Our Bad
Mighty Squirrels 4, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Mighty Squirrels: Eric Breitman 2 (5), Jesse Kalb (3), Eric Cole (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (5)
Corlears Hookers 4, Rehabs 3 (OT)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (10), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (5), Elizabeth Lewis (5)
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau 2 (5), Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (3)
Game Notes: The Corlears Hookers forced overtime after rallying from a 3-0 deficit. Jason Eitel scored the game-winning goal.
Dark Rainbows 5, Denim Demons 5 (OT-SO)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley 3 (10), Josh Wilson (3), Jennie Brown (3)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira 2 (7), Jeff Kamen 2 (6), Zack Tinkelman (3)
Shootout: Tied 0-0.
LBS, Inc. 4, Rehabs 3
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (12), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (7), Tom Capatosta (5), Jason Bogdaneris (3)
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (6), Kami Moore (2), Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli (1)
Game Notes: Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin broke a 3-3 tie with a game-winning goal late in the second half.
Fresh Kills 3, Tuques 0
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 2 (5), Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg (1)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (1)
What The Puck 6, Gouging Anklebiters 2
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 3 (6), Corey “Chongo” Winters (11), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (10), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (8)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (4), Shannon Voto (2)
Corlears Hookers 3, Cobra Kai 1
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (7), Jason Eitel (11)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (4)
Sky Fighters 5, Mathematics 3
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (4), Ted Shumaker (2), Samantha Lee (1), Patrick Borelli (1), James Townsend-Butterworth (1)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (8), Derek Tagliarino (5)
Unicorns 9, Mexican Standoff 2
Unicorns: Chris 4 (8), Nelson 3 (9), Mark (6), Ryan (3)
Mexican Standoff: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (3), Amanda Jenkins (1)
Game Notes: Although Ellery is credited with the goal, Craig “Ug” LaCombe believes that Ellery should only receive an assist, with the goal going to “the crack in the Corlears blacktop”.
Bad Touch 5, Happy Little Elves 1
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 3 (9), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (4), Bill MacGregor (1)
Happy Little Elves: Demetri Adrahtas (4)
