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Week 14 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009A Closer Look At The Schloeder Division
Widely recognized as the “Fun Division,” the Schloeder Division includes some of the league’s most sociable teams. Although their hockey skills cannot be dismissed, teams such as the Mighty Squirrels, Gouging Anklebiters, and Mexican Standoff are better known for their off the court prowess and after hours activity. With Rachel “A-Korn” Greene, Phil “Sandy” Donohue, Amy Lott, Jefferson (Peaches), and Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett populating the division, it is no wonder that it is “always a good time in the Schloeder Division.”
Division Namesake:
Though her appearances have been few and far between this season, Andrea “Vegetable Lasagna” Schloeder of the Mighty Squirrels remains one of BTSH’s most popular personalities. Known for her sunny disposition, fondness of beer, and inherent love for the sport of hockey, Schloeder perfectly personifies what this division is all about.
Week 14 Box Scores
Sunday, July 26th, 2009It Must Have Been Rubens Rock
Denim Demons 3, Rehabs 2 (OT-SO)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (11), Micael Holmström (5)
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (2)
Shootout: Denin Demons win, 1-0. Successful attempt by Micael Holmström.
Game Notes: Feldman scored the first goal of the game with just four minutes remaining in regulation, with Lau putting the Rehabs ahead 2-0 two minutes later. After the Denim Demons pulled their goalie, Micael Holmström scored their first goal with 1:20 left, and Kamen tied the game 20 seconds later.
Until the Demons’ first goal, Rehabs goalie $howT!m3 had not allowed a goal in over 98 minutes of play on the day (between this game and his earlier one filling in for the Happy Little Elves).
LBS, Inc. 5, Mega Touch 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (18), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 2 (13), Jason Bogdaneris (8)
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman (3), Jonathan Hanson (1)
Happy Little Elves 2, Fresh Kills 0
Happy Little Elves: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (5), Jenna Cruff (1)
Shutout: $howT!m3
Mexican Standoff 7, Tuques 2
Mexican Standoff: Ben 3 (9), Gary 3 (5), Len (2)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (5), Adam Robertson (4)
Sky Fighters 5, Dark Rainbows 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 3 (14), Sam Lassner (6), Mark Bloom (4)
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (6)
Mighty Squirrels 2, Unicorns 0
Mighty Squirrels: Carter Reich (4), Marty Gilbert (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (2)
Corlears Hookers 5, Mathematics 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (14), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (7), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (3), Noelle Safar (2), Libby Lewis (1)
Mathematics: Adam Langer (5)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Cobra Kai 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (3), Shannon Voto (1)
Shutout: Mike O’Connor (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 7, What The Puck 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 4 (9), “Gentleman” James Pereira 2 (14), Ali Berkin (5)
What The Puck: Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (8)
Week 14 Preview
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009Too Close For Comfort
Editors’ Note: We have heard your suggestions loud and clear, so this week, we are proud to debut a new component to our weekly game previews. In addition to the game notes and our picks, we will also include a “watchability” rating to help you decide which games will be the most interesting. Games will be judged on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 being “unwatchable” and 5 being “can’t miss.”
GAME OF THE WEEK
Denim Demons (8-0-2-2) vs. Rehabs (6-4-0-2)
Location: Tompkins West, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: Rehabs lead 6-5-1
Game Notes: The media are not above embellishing the intensity of a rivalry to promote a storyline. However, it isn’t hyperbole to say that these teams legitimately do hate each other, and the rift between them continues to grow each time they play. In their 2008 matchup, the Demons outlasted the Rehabs 3-2 in a bitter week 12 struggle that took both teams to the limits. Down, but not out, the Rehabs struck the last blow that day by showering the Demons with a barrage of water balloons. Although the Demons were ready to seek revenge in week 5, forces beyond their control cancelled the game, making this week’s affair their only shot at the Rehabs in 2009. With all this pent up aggression and frustration ready to be released, someone may leave this game in a body bag.
Keys To The Game:
1. The Rehabs have allowed just 23 goals this season, tying them for second in BTSH. Despite their struggles over the last few weeks, the defense has remained one of the top shot blocking units in the league.
2. To counter the returns of Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman and Stacy Kehoe to the Rehabs, Denim Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens is reportedly bringing back one of the Demons’ greatest forwards from the past, “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau.
3. In a possible sign of a thaw in relations between these two teams, Mike Pereira of the Demons and Rob Blandi of the Rehabs were spotted having lunch together at an undisclosed (though supposedly trendy) upscale Manhattan eatery. The bill was split 50-50.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs. They’ve lost each of their last five games by one goal and are due for a huge win.
Derek’s Pick: Denim Demons. They have promised to bring Rubens Rock to this game, so you know they’ll be giving 110%.
Watchability: 5 Hacketts
Guest Columnist: Abby Meisterman
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH. They do, however, represent those of Abby Meisterman.
When I’m not juggling metadata or watching the same shitty movies Derek & Eli both adore (Empire Records? Summer School? [Remind me to tell you about me and Dean Cameron one of these days.]) or having an impromptu dance party at East Village Tavern or kicking your ass on the hockey court or drinking gin while wearing freakishly awesome shoes (I do also wear some nifty dresses), I’m sharing a namesake talent.
No, I did not marry the second president of the United States and give birth to a true American family (even if I gave birth to them while living in Hawaii but brought them up in Africa… still born in America!). Nor did I stir up trouble with the Puritans (least complex, my ass). No, no… I’m talking about Abigail Van Buren (Shut yer mouth! I’m just talkin’ ’bout Abby. Awwwwwww yeah). So in the spirit of giving, I am extending my talent and assistance to some lucky BTSHers.
Week 13 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009A Closer Look At The Rubens Division
Most people consider the Rubens (often misspelled “Reubens”) Division to be the toughest of BTSH’s three divisions. It boasts the 2008 league champion (Fresh Kills) and runner-up (Corlears Hookers), as well as the only team that has yet to lose in regulation (Denim Demons). Players such as Jason Eitel, Jeff Kamen, Chris “Crush” O’Neil, Meredith “Danberg” Ficarelli, and Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito are just a few of the stars who populate the Rubens Division.
Division Namesake:
Few names can polarize the BTSH community into feelings of vitriol and adoration as much as that of Denim Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens. However, whether you love him or hate him (or are just indifferent), you’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who can match his dedication and contributions to BTSH.
