Posts Tagged ‘2009 season’
Photo of the Week
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009Erik Johnson Will Do Anything To Be On The Anklebiters…
…he just didn’t think he’d have to dress like Phil.
Week 1 News and Notes
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Two Players Missed The Point Of This Picture
Mega Touch With Mega New Look!
As part of its massive rebranding efforts, Mega Touch unveiled its new uniforms to limited fanfare. Although the event is notable for being the first time Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer has been seen in a clean shirt, the uniforms were eerily reminiscent of the now defunct Bad Touch’s shirts from last season. Captain Eric Devlin reluctantly admitted the similarities, noting, “We couldn’t really change our team colors, so this is what we had to get.”
Season Preview: LBS, Inc.
Monday, March 30th, 2009Karsten Has A Tool For Everything
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 13-3-1 (2nd place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in semifinals
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re better than you.”
Key Additions: Dan Bernstein (Free Agent), Anne Grady (Relocation)
Key Losses: None
Week 1 Box Scores
Monday, March 30th, 2009One Down, Twenty-Five To Go
Rehabs 4, Fresh Kills 1
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (1), Sean “$howJu” McClain (1), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1)
Fresh Kills: Brice Rosenbloom (1)
Corlears Hookers 6, Tuques 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (3), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (1), Noelle Safar (1), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (1)
Tuques: Zoe Markwick (1)
Game Notes: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney scored the first ever BTSH goal at Tompkins Square Park, which was correctly predicted by the Rehabs’ Alex “Villano VI” Zabala.
Sky Fighters 7, Mega Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 3 (3), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker 2 (2), Alice Bertoni (1), Christian Mack (1)
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman 2 (2)
Game Notes: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker scored twice in a ten second span, giving the Sky Fighters a lead they would never relinquish.
LBS, Inc. 7, Mighty Squirrels 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (3), Jason Bogdaneris (1), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (1), Alex Simon (1), Samuel Anthony (1)
Shutout: Seth Wachtell (1)
Gouging Anklebiters 6, Mexican Standoff 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (2), Erik Johnson 2 (2), Nestor Nonato (1), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (1)
Mexican Standoff: Ben (1)
What The Puck 10, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3 (3), Sal Malguarnera 2 (2), Michelle Doucet (1), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (1), Brian Vroom (1), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (1), Tom MacDonald (1)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 4 (4), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (1), Sunny Mehra (1)
Cobra Kai: Ted McKenna (1)
Denim Demons 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Denim Demons: Danny Polinsky (1), Lena Moy-Borgen (1), Mike Pereira (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo 2 (2)
Game Notes: Mike Pereira scored the game winning goal with ten minutes remaining in regulation, and the Demons twice rallied from a one-goal deficit.
Unicorns 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Chris 2 (2), Mark (1), Ryan (1)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (1)
Game Notes: Mark scored the game winning goal with ten minutes remaining in regulation.
Stats and Standings http://traineaux.com/hockey/btshstats.html
Season Preview: Mexican Standoff
Saturday, March 28th, 2009I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!
Color: Black
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 2-12-2-1 (16th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Crossing the border.”
Key Additions: Bob, Brooke, Leo (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Hannah Stark (What The Puck), Tim “The Lantern” Olson
