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Week 18 Box Scores
Sunday, September 26th, 2010Victory Tastes Sweet
Rehabs 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Rehabs: “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (10), Brock B. (7), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1)
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (6)
Game Notes: The Rehabs clinched the Hackett Division and #2 seed in the playoffs.
Tompkins Square Riots 4, Gut Rot 3
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé 2 (12), Alexandre Frenette (13), Joe Fiore (6)
Gut Rot: Scott 2 (11), Tom (4)
Game Notes: The Tompkins Square Riots clinched the MacNeil Division and #4 seed in the playoffs.
Poutine Machine 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (5), Salman Haq (4), Jo-Ann Provencher (4), Dave Kucharsky (2), Leah Vickers (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (12), Annika (1)
Corlears Hookers 4, Denim Demons 2
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (9), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (15), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (8)
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman (17), Noah Farkas (3)
LBS, Inc. 2, Unicorns 1 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Fernando Limonic (2)
Unicorns: Courtney (5)
Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 1-0. Successful attempt by “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin.
La Famiglia 4, Butchers 2
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry 2 (8), Roger Ma (7), Angela Vicari (3)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (6), Arnold Sanchez (3)
Game Notes: Perry’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Mega Touch 5, Mathematics 1
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal (6), Eric Devlin (4), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (3), Greg Kellerman (2), Mark Anderson (1)
Mathematics: Scott Lee (1)
Fresh Kills 5, Cobra Kai 2
Fresh Kills: Justin Ross 3 (12), Nick Hobbs 2 (7)
Cobra Kai: Bryan Niddrie (4), Scott Rice (4)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, What The Puck 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra (14), Joe Pereira (4), Chris Mangan (3), Dana Kravis (2), Jean Hebert (2), Jon Rick (2)
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (10), Lisa Harrington (2)
Sky Fighters 6, Happy Little Elves 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 3 (10), Greg Infanti (9), Dan Hopper (5), Dan Lee (3)
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair (17)
Unicorns 3, Poutine Machine 0
Unicorns: Joe 2 (10), Chris (7)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (3)
Week 18 Preview
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010At Least It’s Not The Feldman Division
GAME OF THE WEEK
Dark Rainbows (8-5-0-2) at Rehabs (9-5-0-1)
Location: Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Dark Rainbows lead 5-4
Game Notes: Two teams in contention for the Hackett Division crown face off for the first time this year on the final Sunday of the regular season. After leading the division for the last few months, the Dark Rainbows now find themselves in third behind the Rehabs and Happy Little Elves. However, a Dark Rainbows win and a Happy Little Elves loss or tie is all the Rainbows need to claim the division. The Rehabs, on the other hand, have the benefit of being in control of their own destiny. If they defeat the Rainbows, they win the division. In addition, if they tie and the Happy Little Elves lose or tie, they would still win the division. Of course, regardless of the exact order of finish within the Hackett Division, the Dark Rainbows, Rehabs, and Happy Little Elves should all enter the playoffs with a fairly high seed.
Keys To The Game:
1. Dark Rainbows captain Sean Reynolds has already assigned teammate John Nielsen with the task of adding an extension to the Rainbows’ trophy case. Reynolds has noted that he fully expects it to house the Hackett Division trophy as well as the Fairy Tale Cup and 2007 championship trophy following this game.
2. The Rehabs recent five-game winning streak has coincided with the addition of explosive newcomer Brock Bosacker. He has already chipped in six goals in his short time with the team, and is reminiscent of a young Adam Skuse in 2009.
3. Due to “rain fears,” the first meeting of the season between these teams was canceled. Their last meeting was in Week 20 of the 2009 season, when the Rehabs defeated the Dark Rainbows 6-3. “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse tallied a hat trick in that game.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs. This result will save all of us from a deluge of potential Elves gloating.
Derek’s Pick: Rehabs. The division trophy presentation is tentatively scheduled to take place at Anita Khar’s beach house on the Connecticut shoreline.
Watchability: 4.5 Meyers. The Elves will be watching this one intently.
Bonus News and Notes
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010Is Caroline Doing The Jerk Here?
So yeah, unless you’ve been in a cave the last few weeks, you should know by now that the Women’s Tournament will be this Saturday, September 25. Women of all skill levels are encouraged to participate. Click here for more information and to pre-register.
And, of course, there are of incentives for men (and non-participating women) to come cheer on the ladies. These include refreshments from Jefferson Hendricks and Ben Bloom, throwing pie at league commissioner Bratta, and post-tourney specials at EVT.
The fun starts at 10:00 AM this Saturday. In the mean time, pop the hood for clips from behind the scenes of the ladies’ promo videos:
Week 17 News and Notes
Tuesday, September 21st, 2010Can You Guess Which Of These Elves Leads The League In Goals?
With just one week remaining in the regular season, the race for the 2010 BTSH scoring title is nearing a conclusion. Here are the top contenders for this coveted honor, which guarantees one pull from the media’s Mystery Box at the end of season awards ceremony:
Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Corlears Hookers (14 goals): It’s no secret that Gavin’s offensive output is directly correlated to Jason Eitel’s busy summer schedule. With Jason missing several games this season, Gavin has had the opportunity to play alongside teammates who actually pass the ball once in a while, a distinct difference from the days of Eitel. However, Gavin still has his work cut out for him, as he faces the Denim Demons and the league’s toughest defense this weekend. Odds of winning: 25-1.
Mike Pereira, Denim Demons (14 goals): Mike’s production has slid under the radar this season with teammate Zack Tinkelman getting the bulk of the media’s attention. Although he has always boasted a strong goals per game average, this is the first season in recent memory that Mike’s attendance has been consistent enough to make a real impact. Regardless, he will have to put up a hat trick against the staunch Corlears Hookers defense if he wants to win the scoring race. Odds of winning: 20-1.
“The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin, LBS, Inc. (15 goals): One of the few certainties of BTSH is that year in and year out, Ken, along with his linemate Karsten Pichon, will always be among the top scoring tandems. This season is no different. Once again, Ken has been extremely consistent throughout the season and has also produced the occasional outburst (4 goals vs. Tompkins Square Riots). He will face goaltender Craig “Ug” LaCombe and the Unicorns this Sunday. Odds of winning: 12-1.
Week 17 Box Scores
Sunday, September 19th, 2010Your Donohue Division Champions
Fresh Kills 5, Tompkins Square Riots 4
Fresh Kills: Kevin “The Planet” Foster 2 (2), Dave Sokolyansky (8), Nick Hobbs (5), Alice Bertoni (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Joe Fiore 2 (5), Alexandre Frenette (12), Shane-0 DeBlasio (2)
Game Notes: Fresh Kills has clinched the Donohue Division and the #3 seed for the playoffs.
Sky Fighters 3, Dark Rainbows 2
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (7), Mark Bloom (5), Sam “The Prodigy” Lassner (2)
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (5), Sean Reynolds (3)
Rehabs 5, What The Puck 3
Rehabs: “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse 2 (9), Brock Bosacker 2 (6), Rob Blandi (6)
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (8), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (6)
Game Notes: Bosacker’s game-winning goal broke a 3-3 tie with 11 minutes remaining in regulation.
Cobra Kai 4, Butchers 2
Cobra Kai: Mark Talercio 2 (9), J.J. Murphy (8), Porter Littlepage (2)
Butchers: Gary Cohen (7), Arnold Sanchez (2)
LBS, Inc. 6, Gut Rot 5
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (16), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (15), Sam Anthony (3), Karen Erickson (2), Sascha Lehman (1)
Gut Rot: Scott 2 (9), Jefferson (3), Tom (3), Veronica (2)
Game Notes: Lehman’s game-winning goal broke a 5-5 tie with three minutes remaining in regulation, completing LBS, Inc.’s comeback from a 5-2 second-half deficit.
La Famiglia 1, Mathematics 0
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (8)
Shutout: Kevin Au (2)
Happy Little Elves 2, Denim Demons 1
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (13), “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick (9)
Denim Demons: Noah Farkas (2)
Game Notes: Valdes’ game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with 16 minutes remaining in regulation.
Unicorns 5, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Unicorns: Chris 2 (6), Joe (8), Courtney (4), Ryan (3)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (11)
Corlears Hookers 7, Mega Touch 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (7), Dan Thompson 2 (5), Josh “Doc” Sadlier-Brown (3), Albert “Al” Huang (1)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 10, Poutine Machine 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 3 (13), Matt Workman 2 (2), “Gentleman” James Pereira (11), Joe “Monster Mash” Essock (8), Joe Pereira (3), Rebecca Antar Novick (1), Jon Rick (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens (1)
La Famiglia 2, Gouging Anklebiters 1
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (9), Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry (6)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (4)
Game Notes: Perry’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation.
