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Bitter Rivals Advance To Final

Quarterfinals

#1 Corlears Hookers 4, #14 Denim Demons 2
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (2), Jock Paul (1), Jesse Scolaro (1)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (3), Sandy Batista (1)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (2)

#2 What The Puck 1, #8 La Famiglia 0 (OT-SO)
Shutout: Anthony Romeo (2)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos
Shootout: What The Puck wins 2-1. Successful attempts by Adam Skuse (WTP), Corey “Chongo” Winter (WTP), and Angela Vicari (LF).

#5 Fresh Kills 3, #6 Butchers 2 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (4), Dave Sokolyansky (1)
Butchers: Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (2)

#7 LBS, Inc. 3, #3 Poutine Machine 2 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris (1), Sasha Lehman (1)
Poutine Machine: Marcus Bonnée 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell (2)
Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 1-0.  Successful attempt by Karsten Pichon.

Semifinals

#5 Fresh Kills 3, #2 What The Puck 2
Fresh Kills: Kevin “The Planet” Foster (3), Ashley Singer (1), Mike Sokolyansky (1)
What The Puck: Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (1), Second Scorer Not Reported
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (3)

#7 LBS, Inc. 2, #1 Corlears Hookers 1
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony (1), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (1)
Corlears Hookers: Scorer Not Reported
Goalie Win: Seth Watchtell (3)

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Playoffs?

#8 La Famiglia 4, #9 Cobra Kai 3
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off Black” Perry 3 (3), Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri (1)
Cobra Kai: Jeff Borger (1), Chris Holmes (1), J.J. Murphy (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (1)

#3 Poutine Machine 2, #15 Sky Fighters 0
Poutine Machine: Dave Paglia (1), Matt Visconti (1)
Shutout: Tim Brown (1)

#2 What The Puck 4 , #16 Mega Touch 1
What The Puck: Mike Caruana (1), Others Not Yet Reported
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (1)
Goalie Win: Anthony Romeo (1)

#14 Denim Demons 3, #4 Gouging Anklebiters 2
Denim Demons: Lee Reiners 2 (3), Jeff Kamen (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (1)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (2)

#5 Fresh Kills 7, #12 Mathematics 2
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster 2 (2), Alice Bertoni (1), Eugene Rha (1), Justin “The Boss” Ross (1)
Mathematics: Eli Kazin (1), Adam Langer (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (1)

#1 Corlears Hookers 6, #20 Rehabs 0
Corlears Hookers: Not Yet Reported
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)

#6 Butchers 1, #11 Happy Little Elves 0
Butchers: Mike Mincieli (1)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (on loan from Fresh Kills)

#7 LBS, Inc. 1, #10 Filthy Gorgeous 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (1)
Shutout: Seth Wachtell (1)

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Dan Is Still Confused By BTSH’s Playoff Format

#16 Mega Touch 5, #17 Gut Rot 1
Mega Touch: Brady Caldwell 2 (2), Eric Devlin (1), Jonathan Hanson (1), Andy Robertson (1)
Gut Rot: Glenn (1)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (1)

#20 Rehabs 4, #13 Tompkins Square Riots 0
Rehabs: Julie Cohen (1), Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (1), Sena Ito (1), Jeff Nugent (1)
Shutout: Hilary Meyer (1)

#14 Denim Demons 6, #19 Dark Rainbows 1
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira 2 (2), Lena Moy-Borgen (1), Lee Reiners (1), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (1), Dave Shyu (1)
Dark Rainbows: Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez (1)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (1)

#15 Sky Fighters 3, #18 Gremlins 2
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera 2 (2), Denis Smirnov (1)
Gremlins: Ryan Mills 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1)

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The Riots Celebrate A Victory, Bob Doesn’t

Denim Demons 2, Happy Little Elves 1 (OT-SO)
Denim Demons: Lee Reiners
Happy Little Elves: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos
Goalie Win: James Stein (on loan from Sky Fighters)

Cobra Kai 2, What The Puck 1
Cobra Kai: Jeff Borger, Ryenn Geldner
What The Puck: Adam Skuse
Goalie Win: Pete Lang

Mega Touch 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT)
Mega Touch: Brady Caldwell, Jane Cramer, Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper, Greg Infanti
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman

Tompkins Square Riots 3, Mathematics 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Shane-o DeBlasio, Fredrik Lund Hansen, Sebastian
Mathematics: Becky Norris, Andy Pratt
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio

Rehabs 3, Dark Rainbows 2 (OT)
Rehabs: Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman, Sena Ito, Bryan “Stork” Welch
Dark Rainbows: Tim Conley, Nestor Nonato
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (on loan from Mega Touch)
Game Notes: Feldman’s goal was not disallowed.

Butchers 3, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Butchers: Ben Bloom 2, “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis
Shutout: Eric Ramirez

Corlears Hookers 2, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge 2
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson

La Famiglia 2, Gut Rot 1
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto, Shafiq “Off Black” Perry
Gut Rot: Worky
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos

Gremlins 3, LBS, Inc. 2 (OT-SO)
Gremlins: Mark McAdam, Rod Sherwood
LBS, Inc.: Not Yet Reported
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (on loan from Poutine Machine)

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Business As Usual For LBS, Inc.

Butchers 1, Gremlins 1
Butchers: Ben Bloom
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood

Mathematics 5, Gut Rot 2
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2, Mike Barca, Zach Norris, Bradley Schmidt
Gut Rot: Finn, Gilligan1
Goalie Win: Imrul Mazid

LBS, Inc. 3, Sky Fighters 1
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta 2, Karsten Pichon
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell

Denim Demons 2, Rehabs 1
Denim Demons: Lee Reimers, Zack Tinkelman
Rehabs: Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon

Fresh Kills 7, Happy Little Elves 1
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3, Kevin “The Planet” Foster, Ariel Imas, Scott Lee, Mike Sokolyanksy
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (on loan from Poutine Machine)

Corlears Hookers 3, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2, Sara Newnam
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson

What The Puck 2, La Famiglia 0
What The Puck: Adam Skuse, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth
Shutout: Anthony Romeo

Poutine Machine 3, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Poutine Machine: Sven Larsen, Kevin MacDonald, Ashish Nagpal
Shutout: Tim Brown

Dark Rainbows 2, Cobra Kai 0
Dark Rainbows: Bryan Harris 2
Shutout: Ariel Kipnis

Gouging Anklebiters 6, Mega Touch 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 3, Charles DeFranco 2, Joe Polowczuk
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe

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