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Tompkins Square Riots 6, Dark Rainbows 3
Tompkins Square Riots: Grant Mason 3, Kate Fillin-Yeh, Alexandre Frenette, Craig Thompson
Dark Rainbows: Hector “$h0T!m3” Melendez 2, Brice Rosenbloom
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio

Cobra Kai 2, Gremlins 1
Cobra Kai: Mark Talercio 2
Gremlins: Iannis Tourkalis
Goalie Win: Peter Lang

Denim Demons 2, Corlears Hookers 1
Denim Demons: Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens, Zack Tinkelman
Corlears Hookers: Jock Paul
Denim Demons: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon

Fresh Kills 5, Rehabs 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2, Dave Sokolyansky 2, Nick Hobbs
Goalie Win: Peter Lang (on loan from Cobra Kai)
Game Notes: Steph “Beast Peace Mode” Opitz recorded at least one assist, possibly two.

Mega Touch 5, Gut Rot 3
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2, Eric Devlin, Joe Lops, Scott Rosenthal
Gut Rot: Tom, Tommy, Worky
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman

Poutine Machine 3, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Poutine Machine: Brodie St. John 2, Jo-ann Provencher
Gouging Anklebiters: Zack Papper
Goalie Win: Tim Brown

La Famiglia 3, LBS, Inc. 0
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 2, Shafiq “Off Black” Perry
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos

Sky Fighters 2, Butchers 1
Sky Fighters: Greg Infanti, Denis Smirnov
Butchers: Ben Bloom
Goalie Win: Kevin Au

Mathematics 3, Happy Little Elves 2 (OT-SO)
Mathematics: Adam Langer, Andy Pratt
Happy Little Elves: Adela Ibric, Gil Valdes
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (on loan from La Famiglia)

What The Puck 4, Filthy Gorgeous 1
What The Puck: Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer, Mike Caruana, Mike “X-Factor” Woodsworth
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (on loan from Gouging Anklebiters)

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Keystone Light?

Sky Fighters 3, Gut Rot 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (9), Connie Chan (1), Guillaume “The Hunter” Lechasseur (1)
Gut Rot: Shelley (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (3)

Fresh Kills 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Fresh Kills: Nick Hobbs (8), Ariel Imas (8), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (3)
Happy Little Elves: Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair 2 (9)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (8)

La Famiglia 2, Rehabs 1
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off Black” Perry 2 (7)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (6)

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Tompkins Square Riots 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (11), Alex Derhohannesian (5), Charles DeFranco (4)
Tompkins Square Riots: Will Adams (4), Patrik Blohmé (2), Craig Thompson (2)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (7)

Cobra Kai 2, LBS, Inc. 0
Cobra Kai: Ryenn Geldner 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang (2) [1st shutout]

Filthy Gorgeous 4, Denim Demons 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 3 (7), J.J. Anderson (1)
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman (6), Jeff Kamen (3), Mike Pereira (3)
Goalie Win: Dan “D.O.” Owens (6)

What The Puck 1, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Garrett Poston (3)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (on loan from Butchers)

Gremlins 1, Dark Rainbows 0
Gremlins: John Rick (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (3)

Mega Touch 4, Butchers 0
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal 2 (8), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (10), Joe Lops (3)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe  [on loan from Gremlins]

Poutine Machine 5, Corlears Hookers 1
Poutine Machine: Brodie St. John 2 (11), Todd Martin 2 (3), Dave Paglia (3)
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (4)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (5)

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All Hail Bad Photo Editing!

***As you can see, I still have several “holes” left to fill in this week’s box scores. I apologize to the teams for which I still do not have stats collected. I will enter them in as soon as I receive them. On that note, be advised that I will not be around for the next couple of weeks, so stat-compiling may be extra spotty during this time. I’d love to have a few people volunteer to help me record the goal scorers for these weeks (and beyond). At the very least, you can always feel free to submit your own team’s scorers if you know them. Thanks, DT***

What The Puck 4, Sky Fighters 2
What The Puck: Adam Skuse 2 (2), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (1), Beth Bruder (on loan from Butchers)
Sky Fighters: Denis Smirnov (3), Matt Riegler (1)
Goalie Win: Anthony Romeo (4)

Fresh Kills 1, Denin Demons 0
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (7) [2nd shutout]

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Butchers 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk (9), Alex Derhohannesian (4), Charles DeFranco (3)
Butchers: Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (1)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (6)

Mathematics 4, Dark Rainbows 3 (OT)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (9), Liz Leventhal (2), Celey Schumer (1)
Dark Rainbows: Mike Dudelovitch 2 (3), Sean Reynolds (3)
Goalie Win: Imrul Mazid (4)

Corlears Hookers 3, Cobra Kai 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni (10), Jesse Scolaro (3)
Cobra Kai: J.J. Murphy 2 (5)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (9)

Mega Touch 2, Rehabs 0
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal (6), Jonathan Hanson (3)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (6) [3rd shutout]

La Famiglia 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT-SO)
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (8)
Poutine Machine: Marcus Bonnée (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (5)

Gut Rot 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Gut Rot: Jefferson (4), Sussman (2), Tom (2), Jamie (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Not Yet Reported
Goalie Win: Bill (2)

LBS, Inc. 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2 (OT)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (6)
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira 2 (11)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell (8)

Happy Little Elves 5, Gremlins 1
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (8), Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair (7), Ben “The Chairman” Chadwick (3), Luisa Mirarchi (1)
Gremlins: Ryan Mills (3)
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy (7)

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Meet Adam Rubens’ Newest Acquisition

Filthy Gorgeous 2, Gut Rot 1 (OT)
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira (9), Sunny Mehra (8)
Gut Rot: Jefferson (3)
Goalie Win: Chelsea (On loan from another league)

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (8), Alex Derhohannesian (3)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (5) [3rd shutout]

LBS, Inc. 5, La Famiglia 1
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris (6), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (4), Tommy Capatosta (3), Karsten Pichon (3), Karen Erickson (1)
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (5)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell (7)

Butchers 5, Cobra Kai 0
Butchers: Gary Cohen 2 (5), Ben Bloom (6), Arnold Sanchez (3), Beth Bruder (1)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (6) [2nd shutout]

Dark Rainbows 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT)
Dark Rainbows: Bryan Harris (5), John Neilsen (1)
Poutine Machine: Todd Martin (1)
Dark Rainbows: Ariel Kipnis (3)

Corlears Hookers 6, Gremlins 0
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2 (9), Jason Eitel 2 (9), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Noelle Safar (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (8) [2nd shutout]

Mega Touch 4, Mathematics 1
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal 2 (5), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (9), Joe Lops (2)
Mathematics: Zach Norris (8)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (3)

Fresh Kills 4, Denim Demons 1
Fresh Kills: Nick Hobbs (7), Ariel Imas (7), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2), Scott Lee (2)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (6)

Happy Little Elves 3, What The Puck 1
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (6), Ryan Nakahara (5), Ben “The Chairman” Chadwick (2)
What The Puck: Salvatore Malgaurnera, Jr. (4)
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy (6)

Rehabs 3, Sky Fighters 3 (OT-SO)
Rehabs: Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (2), Lateef Nurmohammed (2), Jeff Nugent (1)
Sky Fighters: Shaz Khan 2 (2), Bob W. (1)

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