Posts Tagged ‘2012 Season’
Week 1 Scores
Sunday, March 25th, 2012Ballin’!
Gouging Anklebiters 6, Gremlins 2
La Famiglia 3, Rehabs 1
Corlears Hookers 2, Happy Little Elves 1 (OT-SO)
What The Puck 2, Fresh Kills 1
LBS, Inc. 4, Sky Fighters 3
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Denim Demons 1
Mathematics 4, Mega Touch 3
Tompkins Square Riots 4, Gut Rot 1
Butchers 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Poutine Machine 3, Cobra Kai 2
Full Schedule Released!
Sunday, March 4th, 2012Larry Zimmer Appreciation Day Is Scheduled For September 16
We are proud to announce that the full 2012 BTSH schedule has now been posted. Under the 2012 Schedule tab, you can now find every single game of the upcoming season, including its time and location.
Some highlights of the 2012 season include the following:
- Fresh Kills and What The Puck square off in the traditional Opening Day title game rematch
- Mega Touch opens the season with five consecutive road games, due to offseason renovations of the team’s home arena, the East Village Fairgrounds. Mega Touch co-captain Julie Katz blames architect Joe Polowczuk for the delay. The team’s home opener will be on May 6 against the Corlears Hookers.
- May 20 is officially “Rivalry Day,” as every BTSH team will face its most hated rival. Matchups include the Happy Little Elves vs. Cobra Kai for possession of the Barnacle Bowl, the Tompkins Square Riots vs. Fresh Kills, and the Butchers vs. Gut Rot.
- Hockey Night in Tompkins returns with another fantastic slate of national and regional telecasts, including Filthy Gorgeous vs. Happy Little Elves on April 15, La Famiglia vs. Sky Fighters on June 10, Poutine Machine vs. Corlears Hookers on July 22, and Gut Rot vs. Gouging Anklebiters on September 9.
- All three Fairy Tale Cup games are scheduled for consecutive weeks on July 15, 22, and 29. Additionally, the Dark Rainbows and Unicorns will play a non-Fairy Tale Cup game as part of Rivalry Day.
- The Denim Demons and Fresh Kills play a home and home series on back to back weeks: July 8 and 15
- Once again, a tentative rain date has been added on September 23 in the likely event that earlier games will be canceled due to “rain fears.”
- Much like every other team in the league, the Rehabs will play a full 18-game schedule, consisting of nine home and nine road games.
Opening Day Schedule Released!
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012Filthy Can’t Believe They’re In The Bratta Division
Opening Day 2012 is less than a month away, and as a special treat for the #BTSHUniverse, we are proud to unveil a new and improved set of conference and division names. As per an executive decision by Rich Glanzer, the former Weyersberg and Schumacher conferences will now be known as the Tagliarino and Kazin conferences, respectively. In addition, the former Rubens, Hackett, Donohue, and MacNeil divisions have been renamed to Bratta, Brown, Larsen, and Glanzer divisions.
As expected, there have already been several mixed reactions to these name changes. Mega Touch co-captain Eric Devlin wondered, “Wait, why is it called the Glanzer Division? People were really clamoring for these name changes, huh?” Poutine Machine foreigner Jo-Ann Provencher seemed confused, asking, “What ‘appen to ze ‘ackett Division?” League spark plug and occasional frequent heel, Luisa Mirarchi, strongly supports the new names. She exclaimed, “I love these names, man! I know all of the people they’re named after!”
