Posts Tagged ‘2013 Season’
The 2013 All-Star Game Is Less Than Two Weeks Away!
Monday, July 7th, 2014
The NHL canceled their 2013 All-Star Game, but we just postponed ours until this year.
Important news everyone! The 2013 All-Star Game is set for Sunday July 20th at 6:30 PM, and will feature all of your favorite BTSH players from teams such as Fresh Kills, Cobra Kai, Poutine Machine, and even the Sky Fighters!
The format has varied in the past, and the most recent version, conference versus conference, is rather bland, so we figured we’d tweak it once again this year. While you all might have loved to have seen Derek and myself line up against each other to lead squads for our respectively named conferences, we thought it would be better if we teamed up instead.
So this year, it’s Faces versus Heels. Derek and I will captain the Face team, while Richie and the recently retired $h0wT!m3 will captain the Heel team. Stay tuned for more details!
The Previously Unpublished 2013 Happy Little Elves Preview
Friday, May 30th, 20142012 could have been a great season for the Happy Little Elves. On the morning of July 30, the Elves woke up on the precipice of main-event status, having maintained possession of the once prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup with a 6-1 thumping of the Dark Rainbows the previous day. Their record stood at an impressive 8-3-0-2, good for a three-way tie for the #5 playoff seed.
Rich is busy figuring out all of the Elves’ playoff seed permutations. Meanwhile, Rob is not impressed with the size of the Barnacle Bowl.
Know Your Neighbor
Thursday, May 30th, 2013
Name: Trevor Beauclair
Nickname: T-Beau
Rejected Nicknames: Beauclair Barrage, Big Baby, TB, Tre, T-Vor
Origin: Burlington, Ontario
College: Stonehill College
First Job: Jelly doughnut filler at the Mapleview Centre’s Tim Horton’s
Current Job: Analyst at CIBC
Early Aspirations: To be invited to the grown-ups table
Current Aspirations: To be invited to the grown-ups table
Favorite Things: The ladies, Nak, Toronto Maple Leafs, making fart noises with his armpit, a good lager
Least Favorite Things: Gary Bettman, mornings, wearing a bib, deoderant
Fast Fact: Trevor likes to order the Boy Wonder
when dining out at his favorite restaurant.
Hockey Comparison: Eric Staal
Non-Hockey Comparison: Steve Stifler
Best Known For: Making inappropriate comments towards the women of BTSH
Less (But Still Partly) Known For: Making inappropriate comments towards the men of BTSH
Guilty Pleasure: Watching Glee with Ryan Nakahara and a big tub of buttered popcorn
First celebrity Crush: Beckie Scott
First Concert: Barenaked Ladies, 24 November 2000
Reason to Love Him: He’s got some skills on the court and in the bar.
Reason to Hate Him: He has made at least one female you know very uncomfortable.
Things The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Him: That he’s a face…although even we’re starting to give up on that notion.
What His Teammates Say About Him: “He’s done some awful things, but I still love him.” – Jenna Cruff
