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Week 10 Box Scores
Tuesday, July 1st, 2014These Scores Are All Totally Authentic
T.I. isn’t ghostwriting out stuff…although we could use some extra help.
Corlears Hookers 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2 (2), Jason Eitel 2 (2), Tiffany Hagge (1), Gavin Kearney (4), Sarah Newnam (1)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (5), Luke Sellick (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (5)
Cobra Kai 2, Gut Rot 0
Cobra Kai: Dave Cicirelli (2), Peter Gallina (6)
Shutout: Peter Lang (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, La Familgia 2
Maybe if James would have scored five he would have gotten first star over Luisa.
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (6)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (via Rehabs)
Game Notes: James P. also got injured before the game, bandaged himself up without any help from Creamy, played the whole game without missing a shift, proved that Oswald acted alone, fed that giant hawk that pops up on the fence at the 5:30 game and helped two old ladies cross 10th Avenue. However Luisa still had a better day which is why she got the first star.
Mathematics 5, Gremlins 2
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (4), Brad Schmidt 2 (5), Amy Anderla (1)
Gremlins: Andrew (1), Erich Graham (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency)
Butchers 1, Poutine Machine 0
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (9)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (6), Lee Reiners (4), Adam Rubens (6), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard (13)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3)
Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 0
Dark Rainbows: Aaron Friedman (1), Sean Reynolds (6)
Shutout: Amriel Kissner (still via free agency)
Happy Little Elves 4, Sky Fighters 3 (OT)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi 2 (4), Gil Valdes (9), Mike Valdes (8)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (5), Melanie Chmielowiec (1), Stephanie Cooper (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (7)
Mega Touch 2, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (4), Julie Katz (3)
Shutout: Mike Tuckman (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 7, What The Puck 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (6), Sarah Moore 2 (4), Shelley Maasdorp (4), Joe Polowczuk (4), Peter Prohaska (4)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (6)
Week 10 Preview: Part II
Thursday, June 26th, 2014GOTW: Gut Rot at Cobra Kai (by Derek)
Jerry’s excited about the Game of the Week, are you? No? Well, try harder then.
Last week, we saw the Happy Little Elves defeat Fresh Kills in an intense Game of the Week battle. This Sunday’s contest promises to be just as exciting as Cobra Kai and Gut Rot face off for Greene Division supremacy.
Week 10 Preview: Part I
Wednesday, June 25th, 2014It’s a Championship Game Rematch!
No, Ali, this is only the first time you’re playing the Hookers this season.
Corlears Hookers at LBS, Inc. (by Eli)
The championship game rematch normally takes place on Opening Day, but due to “rain fears”, this is the first meeting between last year’s championship game participants, with the winner getting sole possession of first place in the Brown Division. The Corlears Hookers suffered their first loss of the season last week and are coming into this game angry. Well, those who were there last week are angry. Those who weren’t, like Jason, or Danilo, or Gavin…probably not so much. But it doesn’t really matter, as Corlears rebounds with a 4-2 win.
Derek’s Pick: A tight, 3-2 win for the Hookers.
Rich’s Pick: I bet Noelle, Tiffany, and Sam aren’t angry either. Tim Brown isn’t playing for the Lbs., so I’m not picking them. Or else he will fire me. 4-3 Hookers.
Week 9 Box Scores
Monday, June 23rd, 2014“Raise My Hand”
Sarah T.’s goal lifts the Elves past Fresh Kills.
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Filthy Gorgeous 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (3), Charles DeFranco (5), Alex Derhohannesian (4), Shelley Maasdorp (3)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 2 (9), James Pereira (9)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (5)
Happy Little Elves 2, Fresh Kills 1
Happy Little Elves: Sarah “T-Bone” Torneten (1), Gil Valdes (8)
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas (5)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (6)
Dark Rainbows 4, Mega Touch 3
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 3 (5), Rem Garavito (2)
Mega Touch: Keegan Tupchong 2 (2), Alex Eben Meyer (3)
Goalie Win: Peter Burkhart (via free agency)
La Famiglia 3, Sky Fighters 2
La Famiglia: Ben Bloom (4), Chris DiMotta (1), Lisa Harrington (1)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 2 (4)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (7)
Mathematics 5, Rehabs 3
Mathematics: Joey Batista 2 (4), Nick Tardif 2 (3), Zach Norris (2)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5), Ryan Geldner (3), Hector Melendez (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (4)
LBS, Inc. 3, Gut Rot 2 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (9)
Gut Rot: Len Guinto (1), Kelly Kovac (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (7)
Game Notes: LBS, Inc. wins shootout 1-0; Sam Anthony scored the only successful attempt.
Denim Demons 8, What The Puck 2
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 3 (3), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens 2 (5), Brian Kubovcik (1), Greg Frankel (1), Jeff Kamen (5)
What The Puck: Jordan Burt (1), Chris Lau (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (via Math)
Butchers 3, Gremlins 2 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (8), Mike Mincieli (2)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (3), John Walker (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (5)
Game Notes: Butchers win shootout 1-0; Arthur Revechkis scored the only successful attempt.
Cobra Kai 5, Corlears Hookers 1
Cobra Kai: Paul Bertrand 2 (2), Liam Martens 2 (7), Paul Brown (1)
Corlears Hookers: C.J. Anderson (7)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (via Butchers)
Tompkins Square Riots 3, Poutine Machine 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Laura MacNeil 2 (3), Pierre-Alexandre Labelle (2)
Poutine Machine: Nick Leveck (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (2)
Week 9 Preview
Friday, June 20th, 2014
GOTW: Fresh Kills at Happy Little Elves (by Eli)
Last week’s Game of the Week was kind of a letdown, as La Famiglia put forth a skeleton squad and was doubled up by the Corlears Hookers. Let’s hope that this week’s featured game lives up to the hype.
Keys To The Game For Fresh Kills:
Attendance matters. Last week, Fresh Kills was able to squeeze by a scrappy What The Puck squad despite having only two subs. Sure, that allowed Gabe to play most of the game, but that won’t cut it against the Elves. Dave might need to take some drastic action and get Steph Opitz back to New York on the first plane from Texas and send a bus up to Boston to pick up Hobart. Of course, the biggest absence will be in goal, as Patrick is down in Brazil cheering on the Yanks in the World Cup. Better start checking that free agent goalie list, Dave!
Keys To The Game For The Happy Little Elves:
Last Sunday was a monumental one in Elves history. Not as monumental as beating the Tuques in their inaugural game in 2008, mind you, but still monumental. After years of failure, the Elves finally broke through and beat their white whale, the Gouging Anklebiters. The Elves are now tied for first in the $h0wT!m3 Division with a 6-1 record and are outscoring opponents by a 3-to-1 margin. Who knew that all it would take was to send Trevor off to Los Angeles and move Shaun out of the crease?!
Prediction:
The Elves have teased us before with a fast start before leveling off and finishing in the middle of the pack. But they’ve already exceeding this editor’s expectations and don’t seem to be slowing down any time soon. The Elves’ torrid start continues as they topple Fresh Kills, 4-2.
Derek: Both teams have looked impressive up to this point, but I’m giving a slight edge to Fresh Kills for this one. 4-2 win for the Fighting Sokos.
Rich: We’ve gotten killed by them the last two years and eliminated by them three years ago. They have our #, and Boris, Ben and Gil’s son will be missing. No prediction on this one.
