Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’

Week 8 Previews Part 2

Friday, June 13th, 2014
With few refs responding to ref this week, and my real job going nuts...has left me no time to do previews.

With few refs responding to ref this week due to an apparent Ref Strike, plus my real job going nuts…I’ve had no time to do previews.

Lbs. at Gremlins (By Rich)
Jamie was incredible last week vs. the Tuques. Greatest 4 goal game given up I ever saw. Rod stays on for long shifts. Lbs. win this one 4-0.
Derek: The Corporation had a huge win last week against the Rehabs.  They continue to impress with a 4-1 victory.
Elly:

Butchers at Riots (By Rich)
After a great victory against the Demons, the Butchers are ready to roll. They take this one 4-1.
Derek: Of course, Cherie had a hat trick in her first game off Math. Butchers make a statement here, 5-0.
Elly:

WTP at Fresh Kills (By Rich)
This isn’t exactly a championship rematch of 2011. Nahhh, FK rolls.
Derek: Agree with Richie, Fresh Kills with a big victory here.
Elly

Math at Mega:
There is only one ref for this game. So hopefully the two teams play clean. Math 5- Mega 2
Derek: We need this win after last week.
Elly

Poutine and Demons

Seriously, if you know where this dog is call him, because there are no refs for this game. Besides the dog.

Seriously, if you know where this dog is call him, because there are no refs for this game. Besides the dog.

There appears to be no refs for this game. The Demons will outscore Poutine 3-1, but I forsee Satan smiling with delight the day BTSH died. Because of this game. With no refs.
Derek: The Demons rebound with a solid 4-2 win.
Elly

Week 8 Preview: Part I

Wednesday, June 11th, 2014

GOTW: La Famiglia at Corlears Hookers

It is not often that one game stands above the rest on the schedule, but that is the case this week, as the league’s last two undefeated teams face off.  There will be only one Game of the Week this week, but fear not, loyal readers…we are still doing two preview posts.

The Tuques/Hookers matchup inspires thoughts of Manning vs. Brady. Only difference is Manning is likable, and no one on the Tuques or Hookers are. (Besides Anshu, but she aint showing)

The Tuques/Hookers matchup inspires thoughts of Manning vs. Brady.
Only difference is Manning is likable, and no one on the Tuques or Hookers are. (Besides Anshu, but she ain’t showing)

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Week 7 Three Stars

Tuesday, June 10th, 2014

Four hat tricks, some shutouts and lots of spirited play this week in BTSH. Hell even a couple of free agents made some big splashes. In other words…it was a glorious week.

A lot of people went home happy from BTSH on Sunday...including this dog.

A lot of people went home happy from BTSH on Sunday…including this dog.

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Week 7 Box Scores

Monday, June 9th, 2014

Russia Needs To Know Who Won The WTP Game

I've been waiting for the perfect time to put this up, and finally that time has come! #NoRagrets

I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to put this up, and finally that time has come! #NoRagrets


LBS, Inc. 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)

LBS. Inc.: Nick Rolf (2)
Rehabs: Ryan (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (5)
Game Notes: LBS, Inc. wins shootout 1-0; successful attempt by Karsten Pichon.

Corlears Hookers 5, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Corlears Hookers: Sam Marton 3 (3) C.J. Anderson 2 (3)
Shutout: Aaron Friedman (sorry Aaron, shutouts only count if you play for your real team)

Fresh Kills 9, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (10), Ariel Imas 2 (4), Dave Sokolyansky 2 (4), Scott Lee (2), Eugene Rha (1), Ryan (via Rehabs)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (4)

Poutine Machine 2, Mathematics 1
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (2), Nat Oshin (1)
Mathematics: Brad Schmidt (3)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (via free agents)

What The Puck 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
What The Puck: Noah Carter 2 (2), Paul Picinich (3), Jo-Ann Provencher (via Poutine Machine)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max K. (3), Laura MacNeil (1)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (via free agents)

Sky Fighters 4, Mega Touch 3
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (2), Dan Hopper (1), Greg Infanti (1), Roman Teytelbaum (1)
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (4), Eric Devlin (3), Alok Ghai (via free agents)
Goalie Win: James Stein (1)

Gut Rot 4, Cobra Kai 3 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar 2 (2), Jerry Chavez (1)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (4), Peter Gallina (5), Liam Martens (5)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (2)
Game Notes: Gut Rot wins shootout 1-0; successful attempt by Len Guinto.

Happy Little Elves 9, Dark Rainbows 3
Happy Little Elves: Boris Grinberg 3 (6), Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes 3 (6), Gil “Gil’s Son’s Dad” Valdes 2 (5), Luisa Mirarchi (2)
Dark Rainbows: Sikander Atiq (2), Jennie Brown (2), Max K. (via Riots)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (4)
Game Notes: With this win, the Elves retain possession of the no longer prestigious (yet still imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.

Butchers 5, Denim Demons 0
Butchers: Cherie Stewart 3 (4), Jeff Laniando (6), Arthur Revechkis (3)
Shutout: Tim Burke (3)

La Famiglia 4, Gremlins 1
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (4), Ben Bloom (3), The Peter Wilson (6)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (6)
Game Notes: Tim K. lost his shutout with literally no time on the clock. Tim K. was mad.

Please submit any corrections to derek@btsh.org

Week 7 Part 2

Thursday, June 5th, 2014

OK…so we said you’d have to earn the GOTW with some Ws, but What the Puck and the Riots have combined for one win between them. (But what a win it was!) Actually, I don’t remember the win at all, but it was by the Riots. But we at The Authority are nothing if we are not fair, so we decided to give WTP and the Riots a fresh start.

As punishment for their losses, the Riots and WTP had to stay after class for detention.

As punishment for their losses, the Riots and WTP had to stay after class for detention.

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