Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’
Filler Friday…on a Thursday? Whaaaaaaaa?!
Thursday, June 5th, 2014Because all three members of The Authority were watching the Ranger game last night, the rest of the #BTSHUniverse suffers today with no previews and a Filler Friday Thursday post. However, that doesn’t mean you should breeze past this post, because we do have some important site news for you, so keep reading!
Week 7 Preview: Part I
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2014GOTW: Cobra Kai at Gut Rot
In an admittedly poor effort to try to get Rachel Greene to end her boycott, we have decided to focus on her namesake division for this week’s Games of the Week. Up first, a matchup between division leader Cobra Kai and the pre-season division favorite, Gut Rot.
(more…)Which Players Fill Out Your BTSH All-Star Team?
Monday, June 2nd, 2014
Editor’s Note: Let’s keep in mind this is only supposed to be in the spirit of good, clean fun. It’s intended just to spur a little debate and get our minds back on BTSH hockey after a long break. The prices are set based on 2014 performance and what we think is the perceived talent of each player. Let’s try not to take this too seriously. 🙂
The Previously Unpublished 2013 Happy Little Elves Preview
Friday, May 30th, 20142012 could have been a great season for the Happy Little Elves. On the morning of July 30, the Elves woke up on the precipice of main-event status, having maintained possession of the once prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup with a 6-1 thumping of the Dark Rainbows the previous day. Their record stood at an impressive 8-3-0-2, good for a three-way tie for the #5 playoff seed.
However, the BTSH Universe was clearly not responding to the Elves’ success, and with the Fairy Tale Cup having lost so much of its luster, league administrators Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta and Tim “Virgil” Brown made a quick edit to the script and turned the Elves into a jobber. The Elves embarked on a winless streak not seen since the days of Montel Vontavious Porter, going winless in their final five regular season games and dropping to the #11 seed. Their jobber status continued in the playoffs, where the Elves were dispatched by the Butchers in the round of 16.