Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’

Filler Friday…on a Thursday? Whaaaaaaaa?!

Thursday, June 5th, 2014

Because all three members of The Authority were watching the Ranger game last night, the rest of the #BTSHUniverse suffers today with no previews and a Filler Friday Thursday post.  However, that doesn’t mean you should breeze past this post, because we do have some important site news for you, so keep reading!

Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris promoting rape culture will entice you.

Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris checking out some girl’s ass will entice you to keep reading.

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Week 7 Preview: Part I

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2014

GOTW: Cobra Kai at Gut Rot

In an admittedly poor effort to try to get Rachel Greene to end her boycott, we have decided to focus on her namesake division for this week’s Games of the Week.  Up first, a matchup between division leader Cobra Kai and the pre-season division favorite, Gut Rot.

Boycotts are kind of Richie's domain, Rachel...even if he doesn't know how they work.

Boycotts are kind of Richie’s domain, Rachel…even if he doesn’t know how they work.

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Which Players Fill Out Your BTSH All-Star Team?

Monday, June 2nd, 2014

BTSHDraft1(Written and created by Derk)


Editor’s Note: Let’s keep in mind this is only supposed to be in the spirit of good, clean fun.  It’s intended just to spur a little debate and get our minds back on BTSH hockey after a long break. The prices are set based on 2014 performance and what we think is the perceived talent of each player.  Let’s try not to take this too seriously. 🙂

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The Previously Unpublished 2013 Happy Little Elves Preview

Friday, May 30th, 2014
Last year, due to some website reorganization, season previews were scuttled.  However, we were able to get our hands on one of the few 2013 season previews that had been submitted prior to Sven’s executive decision to eighty-six individual team season previews.  So without further ado, for your Filler Friday enjoyment, here’s the outlook for the 2013 Happy Little Elves…

2012 could have been a great season for the Happy Little Elves. On the morning of July 30, the Elves woke up on the precipice of main-event status, having maintained possession of the once prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup with a 6-1 thumping of the Dark Rainbows the previous day. Their record stood at an impressive 8-3-0-2, good for a three-way tie for the #5 playoff seed.

Man, the Elves take the Barnacle Bowl everywhere, don't they?

Rich is busy figuring out all of the Elves’ playoff seed permutations.  Meanwhile, Rob is not impressed with the size of the Barnacle Bowl.

However, the BTSH Universe was clearly not responding to the Elves’ success, and with the Fairy Tale Cup having lost so much of its luster, league administrators Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta and Tim “Virgil” Brown made a quick edit to the script and turned the Elves into a jobber. The Elves embarked on a winless streak not seen since the days of Montel Vontavious Porter, going winless in their final five regular season games and dropping to the #11 seed. Their jobber status continued in the playoffs, where the Elves were dispatched by the Butchers in the round of 16.

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Week 6 Three Stars

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

Week 6 is in the books, and let us never speak of it again. Here are the three stars.

Never happened
Too many of you know what this means.

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