Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’
Week 6 Box Scores
Monday, May 19th, 2014The Dojo Wins Big
Rachel and Jagr’s hair circa 1995 are both legends.
LBS, Inc. 3, Poutine Machine 1
LBS., Inc.: Tommy Captatosta (3), Jason Bogdaneris (1), Nick Rolf (1)
Poutine Machine: Steve Berkowitz (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (4)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Sky Fighters 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk (1), Shelley Maasdorp (2)
Shutout: Craig LaCombe (4)
Filthy Gorgeous 5, What The Puck 4 (OT)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 3 (6), Dana Kravis (2), James Pereira (6)
What The Puck: Hanif 2 (2), Dave (1), Paul Picinich (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Dark Rainbows 2, Gremlins 1 (OT)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (2), P.T. Walkley (1)
Gremlins: Maire Lane (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (via Gouging Anklebiters)
Rehabs 4, Denim Demons 2
Rehabs: Rob B. (4), Mike Fask (1), Ramy Odeh (5), Eric Ruben (1)
Denim Demons: Adam Hirschberg (1), Lee Reiners (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez (2)
Game Notes: There’s a high probability that all of the Rehabs’ goals came from Cobra Kai’s Ryan (the girl with the dreadlocks), whom the Rehabs borrowed for the game…but the Rehabs were more than happy to take credit for them anyway.
Happy Little Elves 5, Mathematics 2
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair (1), John Brügger (2), Adela Ibric (1), Emily Ostrover (1), Gil Valdes (3)
Mathematics: Eli Kazin (3), Joey Batista (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (3)
Corlears Hookers 3, Fresh Kills 2
Corlears Hookers: Jesse Scolaro 2 (2), Danilo Biagioni (5)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (8)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (4)
Game Notes: The Hookers scored two goals in the last minute (one with their goalie pulled) to clinch the victory.
Gut Rot 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Tom (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max (2)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (1)
La Famiglia 2, Butchers 1
La Famiglia: Hugh McKee (2), Angela Vicari (2)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (5)
Cobra Kai 7, Mega Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 2 (3), Dave Cicirelli (1), Pete Gallina (4), Ian Kwok (1), Liam Martens (4), Ryan (1)
Mega Touch: Julie Katz 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (via Rehabs)
Richie’s Birthday…Or Business Ethics?
Thursday, May 15th, 2014It’s Filler Friday! And it’s Richie’s birthday weekend. We’ve observed that posts with more wrestling related content tend to have more comments, so to celebrate Richie’s birthday, we were just going to post this photo of him “wrestling” $h0wT!m3 a few weeks ago.
Guest appearances in this photo include Nick Barretta, Derk, and Black Rob!
Week 6 Preview: Part III
Thursday, May 15th, 2014GOTW: Corlears Hookers at Fresh Kills
These Brown Division rivals certainly aren’t strangers with one another. They met three times last season with the Hookers taking two of those games. Although Fresh Kills won handily in week 14 with a 5-2 victory, the Hookers defeated Fresh Kills 5-4 in week 17, ruining their bid for a perfect season in the process. With each team besting the other once during the regular season, they met one final time in BTSH’s Greatest Game Ever Played©: the 2013 playoff semifinal when the Hookers defeated Fresh Kills 2-1 in triple overtime.
Despite reffing more than 60 additional minutes of “free hockey,” the league only paid Dan for one game following that 3OT thriller. (Glanzer Note: That’s why it’s “Free” Derk)
Week 6 Preview: Part II
Tuesday, May 13th, 2014So its my birthday weekend and instead of you giving a gift to me, I am going to give a gift to you, the BTSH Universe. Elly is going to write a preview on how he thinks I am perceiving this matchup, and I will do the same for him.
Suddenly after switching brains with me, Elly remembers every game in BTSH history from the start of the Modern Era (2008), and all of his shirts magically turned lime green.
5 Thoughts, by Elly:
1) Why doesn’t Richie ever talk about Brad or Langer in our previews?
2) I know why, its because I’m better than both of them. I scored two goals last week, none of those two jerks scored any.
3) Why is my grammar really terrible all of a sudden?
4) Hey…why won’t those guys in the background let me sit with them?
5) My life sucks, I wish I was Rich Glanzer.
5 Thoughts, by Richie
Rich is hoping to play some Skeetball at Ace on Sunday to celebrate both his birthday and a Mathematics win!
2) This weekend is also my birthday weekend. Shaun deLacy has not wished me a ‘Happy birthday!’ yet. Neither has Gil’s son. Or Gil’s son’s dad. Don’t they know it’s my birthday weekend this weekend? They’re all getting benched to start the game. I will start instead…
3) Any girl on our team who scores a goal against Math on Sunday gets a dollar. If Derk or Elly are on the court when the goal is scored, I’ll add another dollar. That’s fair…
4) However, if I give you a dollar, you have to play me in Skeetball at Ace Bar after the game. And I will win. Because I never lose to a girl in Skeetball. Or arm wrestling…
5) Derk, Elly, that’s not what I sound like. I sound like this. Derk, Elly…”
[Derek’s Note: There’s no way Richie wrote that, because I’m pretty sure he’s never spelled “deLacy” correctly in his life.]
I Love You Not….Previews Week 6
Monday, May 12th, 2014Love. It’s why we’re all here. From the time we are a baby, snuggled into our Daddy’s arms, to when we are leaving this earth, as our great grandchild clasps our hand one last time, we are looking for one thing.
Love.
A 2009 photo of Ben Chadwick and I after we beat the Demons in overtime.
But as we find out…true love doesn’t last forever, and often times, the ones we love are the ones we leave.
I don’t know these two people. I actually just used a Google image search.
But perhaps they would be happier if they didn’t have some creeper taking a picture of them while they were in bed?
Which brings us to…
