Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’
Quarterfinals Box Scores
Monday, October 20th, 2014We’re Down To The Final Four
Zach flashes the People’s Eyebrow.
#2 Fresh Kills 3, #8 Cobra Kai 2
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2, Pete Gordon
Cobra Kai: Rachel L. 2
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
#1 Corlears Hookers 3, #10 Sky Fighters 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge, John Wolff
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard, Roman Teytelbaum
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by John Wolff.
#5 Mathematics 2, #4 Happy Little Elves 1
Mathematics: Joey Batista, Brad Schmidt
Happy Little Elves: Rob Walsh
Goalie Win: David Liang
#3 La Famiglia 2, #6 Denim Demons 0
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 2
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos
Another Non-Elf/Math Playoff Preview
Wednesday, October 15th, 2014Denim Demons at La Famiglia
The BTSH Universe will be presented with quite the dilemma this Sunday at 3 PM. Watch Math-Elves on the East Court, or give Demons-Famiglia on the West Court a look…oh who are we kidding, everyone is going to watch Math-Elves! But if Denis, Shafiq, Creamy, Lisa, Kamen, Coach, Lee, Christina, and countless others participate in a game that no one watches, does it even exist?
Sorry Jenna, but Ben will not be watching your game on Sunday.
-The Demons beat the Elves early in the season, while La Famiglia split with the Elves over the summer. Advantage: DEMONS
-Neither team played Math this season. Advantage: PUSH
-La Famiglia has one former Math/Elf on their roster. The Demons have none. Advantage: FAMIGLIA
-Gil led the Elves with 18 goals. Jeff led the Demons with 16, while Denis led Famiglia with 12. Advantage: DEMONS
-Reffing…neither team came close to reffing as many games as Math or the Elves. Advantage: PUSH
-Adam Rubens would totally buy a Math shirt. Advantage: DEMONS
Looks like we have to take the Demons in this one, 3-1.
Rich: Assuming that no one that hasn’t played on either the Elves or Math will score, that would mean the Tuques win 1-0 on Cruff’s goal. It would also mean Craig is somehow in net for the Demons since Jenna scores on Craig in the playoffs. This all seems very plausible so I’ll go with the Tuques, 1-0 on this one.
But Which Team Is $h0wT!m3 Rooting For?
Tuesday, October 14th, 2014
I’d say the answer is clear.
Round of 16 Box Scores
Monday, October 13th, 2014Tuques Advance!
Enjoy this photo. It will be the last non-Elves, Math, or wrestling picture of the week.
#8 Cobra Kai 3, #9 Butchers 1
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro, J.J. Murphy, Tom
Butchers: Gary Kowalski
Goalie Win: Nicholas Blair
#2 Fresh Kills 4, #15 Gremlins 1
Fresh Kills: Alice Bertoni 2, Gabe Chenard, Nick Scott
Gremlins: Erich Graham
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
#4 Happy Little Elves 4, #13 Poutine Machine 2
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 3 (Gil’s good but not that good), Boris
Poutine Machine: Steve Berkowitz 2
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo
#6 Denim Demons 5, #11 LBS, Inc. 2
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 2, Greg Frankel, Mike Pereira, Adam Rubens
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta, Jake
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon
#5 Mathematics 4, #12 Rehabs 1
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2, Amy Anderla, Joey Batista
Rehabs: Sean McClain
Goalie Win: David Liang
#1 Corlears Hookers 5, #16 Dark Rainbows 1
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2, Jason Eitel 2, Noelle Safar
Dark Rainbows: Mark Talercio
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson
#10 Sky Fighters 3, #7 Gouging Anklebiters 2
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom, Dan Hopper, Greg Infanti
Gouging Anklebiters: Matt “Worky” Workman 2
Goalie Win: Kevin Au
#3 La Famiglia 6, #14 Filthy Gorgeous 3
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 2, Shafiq Perry 2, Chris “Creamy” DiMotta, The Peter Wilson
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 2, J.J. Anderson
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos
Butchers at Cobra Kai
Saturday, October 11th, 2014Before we dive into this game, let’s take a minute to see how Cobra Kai rookie Sebastian’s BTSH playoff bracket picks are doing. Riots over Poutine Machine…uh oh! Mega Touch over Gremlins…yikes! Gut Rot over Dark Rainbows…really?! Filthy Gorgeous over What The Puck…are you kidd–oh wait, he got that one right. Whew, we’re glad you didn’t go O-fer the opening weekend there Sebastian.
Come on Sebastian…even President Obama had the Gremlins beating Mega Touch.
The Butchers have never lost in the Round of 16, going a perfect 4-0 since joining the league. This includes 2010, when they recovered to knock off the #2 seed Rehabs in an overtime thriller after giving up a late game-tying goal. And 2012, when Fresh Kills’ Patrick Barch filled in as a last minute emergency replacement in goal and led the Butchers to a 1-0 shutout of the Elves. And last year, when Creamy made Craig get all boo-boo face in the shootout, causing him to throw shit really, really high and really, really far.
Cobra Kai, on the other hand, has never won in the Round of 16. Some years, they didn’t even make it to the Round of 16. Not only are they in it this year, but they also have a feather in their proverbial cap in the form of a 5-4 head-to-head win from earlier in the year. However, the Butchers always find a way to get through this weekend, and we think they keep that streak going with a hard fought 3-2 win.
