Posts Tagged ‘2014 Season’

Playoff Previews Part 1

Tuesday, October 7th, 2014
When Apollo Creed "beat" Rocky in the original Rocky, he told our hero, "Their aint gonna be no rematch." (I'm assuming Apollo used the wrong there since he was probably concussed) But 6 Rocky's later, there was a rematch and it was splendid. The Demons hope they fare as well as Mr. Balboa did the second time around.

When Apollo Creed “beat” Rocky in the original Rocky, he told our hero, “Their ain’t gonna be no rematch.” (I’m assuming Apollo used the wrong there since he was probably concussed)

 
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Playoff Opening Round Box Scores

Sunday, October 5th, 2014

Cheer Up, Your Team Won

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At least, we think Filthy is your team now…


Gremlins 2, Mega Touch 0

Gremlins: Rod Sherwood, John Walker
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe

Poutine Machine 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Poutine Machine: Colin Hensel 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Spencer Tucker
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke

Dark Rainbows 2, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbws: Sean Reynolds, Josh Wilson
Gut Rot: Jeff Hendricks
Goalie Win: Ariel Kipnis

Filthy Gorgeous 3, What The Puck 0
Filthy Gorgeous: J.J. Anderson, Suvin Malik, Ann Mathews
Shutout: $h0wT!m3
Game Notes: Ann’s goal was her first of the season (and career).  It broke a 0-0 tie in the second half and proved to be the game-winner.

Please send all corrections to derek@btsh.org

Playoff Opening Round Predictions

Friday, October 3rd, 2014

#20 Tompkins Square Riots at #13 Poutine Machine

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Fear not, Laura, it’s just crab.

Derek: The Riots’ offense was the worst in BTSH, producing just 23 goals this season (for comparison, this is tied with Fresh Kills’ Gabe Chenard).  Although Poutine has had to use backup goalie Rob Nitschke over the past few weeks, he’s played well in all-star Matt Leonard’s absence.  There’s a small chance of an upset here if TSR’s Dave Gil de Rubio can create some playoff magic between the pipes, but I still see the Machine edging it out in a 3-1 victory.
Rich: Dave steps up in the playoffs, but this will be too tall a task I fear, and Poutine gets a 3-2 victory. (And I kinda do fear that bc that means we play Poutine next)
Eli: Poutine’s offense isn’t much better than the Riots, and Matt Leonard has played in like three games since June, so the potential for a Riots upset exists. But Poutine squeaks it out, 2-1, in overtime.

#18 Mega Touch at #15 Gremlins

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Rod shows off his Terror Squad impression.


Derek: Do you think Devlin will fly in from Hollywood for this?  Neither do I.  I assume Adriano will be floating around to ignite Mega’s offense a little, but even then, Happy Jamie has had enough practice this season to put in a solid game for the Gremlins.  They move to the next round with a solid 4-2 win.
Rich: You assume wrong, as usual Derk. Adzo is missing the game. Hi Adriano! I know you will read this. Gremmies 3-0, and I get six months of gchatting from Julie telling me how they almost won.
Eli: My sources have informed me that Mega Touch is so shorthanded for Sunday that Jamie will be playing out for them. I’m still taking the Gremlins, 3-1.

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September 28 Box Scores

Monday, September 29th, 2014

Your $h0wT!m3 Division Champions!

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We’ll ignore the fact that they lost.


Filthy Gorgeous 5, Dark Rainbows 1

Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 4 (11), J.J. Anderson (3)
Dark Rainbows: Rem Garavito (3)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (4)

Butchers 1, Mathematics 0
Butchers: Mike Teytelbaum (1)
Shutout: Tim Burke (8)

Mega Touch 4, Tompkins square Riots 2
Mega Touch: Braden Caldwell (2), Julie Katz (5), Joe Lops (4), Nick (via free agency)
Tompkins Square Riots: Suz (3), Peck Yang (1)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (4)

Sky Fighters 4, Cobra Kai 2
Sky Fighters: Luke Wang 2 (7), Caroline (1), Greg Infanti (3)
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina (11), J.J. Murphy (2)
Goalie Win: James Stein (7)

Poutine Machine 4, Gremlins 3 (OT)
Poutine Machine: Steve Berkowitz (4), Marcus Bonnee (1),
Gremlins: Bryan Kress 2 (2), Derek Pieper (1)
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke (3)

Fresh Kills 4, Denim Demons 2
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (23), Ariel Imas (12), Patrick Moore (3)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (16), Sara Klein (2)
Goalie Win: Kevin Au (1, or via Sky Fighters, depending whom you ask)

Corlears Hookers 3, LBS, Inc. 2
Corlears Hookers: C.J. Anderson 2 (10), Sarah Newnam (2)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (11), Luke Sellick (8)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (9)

What The Puck 7, Happy Little Elves 6
What The Puck: #coreywinters 3 (5), Justin Michaliga 2 (7), Emily Moore (1), Hanif Perry (3)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (18), Melissa Budnick (1), Ben Chadwick (1), Shaun deLacy (1), Rob Walsh (6)
Goalie Win: Jordan (3)

Rehabs 4, Gut Rot 2
Rehabs: Rob B. (9), Sean McClain (2), Eric Ruben (7), Bryan Welch (3)
Gut Rot: Jeff Hendricks (2), Mike Finnegan (2)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (5)

Gouging Anklebiters 1, La Famiglia 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (11)
Shutout: Craig LaCombe (11)

Please submit any corrections to derek@btsh.org

20 Questions With Roxanne Gaudiel

Thursday, September 25th, 2014
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Elite.

Following in the success of former BTSH.org features such as Know Your Neighbor, the ever popular PlayHer Spotlight, and “20 Questions With Mike Dudelovitch,” we present to you…another 20 Questions. This week, we profile Mathematics all-star, Roxanne Gaudiel.

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