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The 2013 All-Star Game Is Less Than Two Weeks Away!
Monday, July 7th, 2014
The NHL canceled their 2013 All-Star Game, but we just postponed ours until this year.
Important news everyone! The 2013 All-Star Game is set for Sunday July 20th at 6:30 PM, and will feature all of your favorite BTSH players from teams such as Fresh Kills, Cobra Kai, Poutine Machine, and even the Sky Fighters!
The format has varied in the past, and the most recent version, conference versus conference, is rather bland, so we figured we’d tweak it once again this year. While you all might have loved to have seen Derek and myself line up against each other to lead squads for our respectively named conferences, we thought it would be better if we teamed up instead.
So this year, it’s Faces versus Heels. Derek and I will captain the Face team, while Richie and the recently retired $h0wT!m3 will captain the Heel team. Stay tuned for more details!
Week 15 News and Notes
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011The J Is For Jeremy Schumacher
For the second consecutive season, the Weyersberg and Schumacher conferences faced off in the annual BTSH All-Star Game. The Schumacher Conference was out for revenge this year after losing an intense 3-2 matchup last season. To ensure victory, two of the conference’s greatest hockey minds were recruited to coach the Schumacher All-Stars. Unfortunately, Cobra Kai’s Enayet “Retail” Rasul and Poutine Machine’s Jo-Ann Provencher had to back out, and the conference was left with the tandem of La Famiglia’s Shafiq “Off Black” Perry and Mega Touch’s Julie Katz. To make matters worse, the Weyersberg Conference selected the beloved duo of Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair and Melissa Budnick of the Happy Little Elves as its coaches.
Week 15 Box Scores
Monday, August 1st, 2011Maybe Derho Will Remember His Shootout Goal Now
ALL-STAR GAME
Schumacher Conference 4, Weyersberg Conference 3 (OT-SO)
First Half:
Schumacher – Denis Miciletto (Derek Tagliarino)
Weyersberg – Dan Hopper (Scott Lee)
Schumacher – Joe Fiore (Marcus Bonnée)
Second Half:
Weyersberg – Bob diProspero (Susannah Pasquantonio)
Schumacher – Joe Fiore (unassisted)
Weyersberg – Dan Hopper (Scott Lee, Steph Opitz)
Shootout:
Schumacher Conference wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Alex Derhohannesian.
Mathematics 4, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (6), Adam Langer (4), Lilly Preston (4)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (6)
Goalie Win: Joe Boshko
Fresh Kills 2, Denim Demons 1
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky (7), Nick Hobbs (3)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
Game Notes: Sokolyansky’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Corlears Hookers 8, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 4 (10), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 3 (5), Albert “Al” Huang (2)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (11)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson
Cobra Kai 3, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland (7), Becky Pear (1), John Thorpe (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Grant Mason (2)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang
Game Notes: Beland’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with six minutes remaining in regulation.
LBS, Inc. 3, Rehabs 0
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (7), Jason Bogdaneris (4), Sam Anthony (2)
Shutout: Seth Wachtell (1)
Dark Rainbows 7, What The Puck 0
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson 3 (8), John Nielsen 2 (7), Sean Reynolds (4), Jon Rudd (3)
Shutout: Peter Lang (on loan from Cobra Kai)
La Famiglia 3, Unicorns 2
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (20), Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (13), Alfred Liu (4)
Unicorns: Rod (4), John (3)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe
Game Notes: Miciletto’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with 52 seconds remaining in regulation.
Mega Touch 2, Gut Rot 1
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (11), Eric Devlin (4)
Gut Rot: Tom (11)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman
Poutine Machine 4, Butchers 1
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (6), Chelsea Hicks (2), Dave Paglia (2), Sven Larsen (1)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (12)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown
Game Notes: Poutine Machine scored four times in the final ten minutes of regulation.
Happy Little Elves 5, Sky Fighters 4 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (10), Rob “Smash” Muggeo (7), Matt Brady (1)
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper 2 (10), Mark Bloom (3), Alison Kliegman (1)
Shootout: Happy Little Elves win 1-0. Successful attempt by Valdes.
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy
Week 15 Preview
Thursday, July 28th, 2011This Is The Best Photo We’ve Used In A While
GAME OF THE WEEK
ALL-STAR GAME: Weyersberg Conference vs. Schumacher Conference
Location: Tompkins West, 6:30 PM
All-Time Series: Weyersberg Conference leads 1-0
Game Notes: As the league heads into the August break, it is once again that time of the year for the stars of BTSH to showcase their skills in the annual All-Star Game. For the second year in a row, conference pride will once again be at stake as the Weyersberg all-stars face off against the Schumacher all-stars. Last season, the Weyersberg Conference took home bragging rights with a 3-2 victory on the strength of Happy Little Elf Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair’s two goals. This year, the universally admired Beauclair will once be in the limelight of this event, only this time as a coach. Already, he has imparted his “3 Is” mantra upon his squad. Beauclair notes, “Through intensity, integrity, and intelligence, the Weyersberg Conference will once again be victorious.” He and his co-coach, Elf teammate Melissa Budnick, will be opposed by the Schumacher coaches, Shafiq “Off Black” Perry of La Famiglia and Julie Katz of Mega Touch. Since being selected as a coach, Katz has not stopped smiling, commenting, “I’m so excited!” We all are, Julie. We all are.
Keys To The Game:
1. The Happy Little Elves have a checkered history as All-Star Game coaches. In 2009, the East New York team led by the Long Island loudmouth Rich Glanzer, as well as Stacy S. Kehoe, fell to the West 8-2. In addition to this embarrassing loss, Glanzer will be remembered for playing one 30-second shift that resulted in a -1 rating.
2. Perry’s La Famiglia teammate, Denis Miciletto, has been selected for the All-Star Game for the third straight year. In last season’s contest, he tallied one of the Schumacher Conference’s two goals. This season, as the league scoring leader, Perry will look to Miciletto to once again lead the charge for the Schumacher Conference.
3. Roommates, and early Best Duo Award favorites, Lisa Harrington (WTP) and Sarah Moore (GA) have been split on to opposite sides of this game. Rumor has it that their relationship has been a lot more frosty of late as a result of this schism. For example, Moore recently finished all the milk and refused to buy any more, leaving Harrington with dry Rice Krispies.
Watchability: 5 Shafiqs. This game harkens back to the Golden Age of BTSH, so it’s got to be worth watching. Or at least, Dave Ladanyi thinks so.
Meet Your 2011 All-Stars
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011Tim’s Excited About His New Teammate
For the second consecutive season, the BTSH All-Star Game will pit the stars of the Weyersberg Conference against the stars of the Schumacher Conference. With pride and bragging rights on the line, here are the rosters for the two squads:
WEYERSBERG CONFERENCE (white/light)
Coaches:
Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair (HLE)
Melissa Budnick (HLE)
Goalies:
Patrick Barch (FK)
James Stein (Sky)
Roster:
Vinnie Caruana (Reh)
ShoShauna de Rudanzerwick (HLE)
Trace Della Torre (Sky)
Bob diProspero (DD)
Mike Dudolevitch (DR)
Gina Hackett (Reh)
Lisa Harrington (WTP)
Darrell Hartman* (WTP)
Oliver Hartman* (WTP)
Dan Hopper (Sky)
Scott Lee (FK)
Chris Mangan (FG)
Abby “Tayne” Meisterman (DD)
Luisa Mirarchi (DR)
Steph Opitz (FK)
Susannah Pasquantonio (FG)
Noelle Safar (CH)
Matt Zimmerman (CH)
SCHUMACHER CONFERENCE (black/dark)
Coaches:
Julie Katz (MT)
Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (LF)
Goalies:
Tim Brown (PM)
Craig “Ug” LaCombe (Uni)
Roster:
Ben Bloom (But)
Marcus Bonnée (PM)
Christian (Uni)
Courtney (Uni)
Alex Derhohannesian (GA)
Gilligan (Gut)
Andrea Grande-Capone (LF)
Rachel “A-Korn” Greene (But)
Heather (Gut)
Harvey Jaswal (MT)
Eli Kazin* (Math)
Sarab Lalri* (CK)
Denis Miciletto (LF)
Sarah Moore (GA)
J.J. Murphy* (CK)
Tracy Ng (PM)
Sheena Otto (Math)
Meredith Sladek (CK)
Derek Tagliarino* (Math)
Rabi Whitaker (MT)
*Some teams have selected more than two players for the all-star game. In these cases, two players will split playing time and each play one half.
