Posts Tagged ‘Amy Lott’
Week 11 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008What The Hell Is Andrea Doing On the Left Side?
Jim Dandeneau Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Be Booed Off The Stage
This year’s Sharif Corinaldi Hot Legs Competition featured the largest entrant pool in the event’s short history. Without previous champions, Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi and Minkus competing, there was no clear favorite among the pack. However, despite the plethora of particpants, the contest quickly whittled down to three finalists: Jason “The Hamburglar” Rosenstock (Mexican Standoff), James Townsend-Butterworth (Sky Fighters), and Ali Chenitz (LBS, Inc.). As clothes continued to be shed, and beer continued to be poured, one competitor rose above the others. Rosenstock recognized his boyhood dream, as he was declared the winner by the boisterous crowd. As per tradition, bartender Brent Smith “presented” Rosenstock with a victory cupcake.
Week 9 Box Scores
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Rain Fears
Fresh Kills 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Fresh Kills: Jeff Lesser 2 (4), Mike Sokolyansky (2), Joe Tamburo (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Jeremy Schumacher 2 (2), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (4)
Mathematics 6, Dark Rainbows 3
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (4), Jeffrey Contray 2 (3), Andy Pratt (6), Andy Levine (4)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (7), Jesse Jewels (3), Jonathan Rudd (3)
Sky Fighters 5, What The Puck 4 (OT-SO)
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka 2 (9), Dan Hopper (3), Robert Kucera (2)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (9), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (7), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (3)
Shootout: Sky Fighters win, 2-0. Successful attempts by Martin Cejka and Robert Kucera.
Game Notes: Sky Fighters captain Amy Lott needed to excuse herself from the game for several minutes to remove some of the previous night’s alcohol.
Unicorns 6, Bad Touch 1
Unicorns: Nelson 3 (6), Chris (4), Mark (4), Ryan (2)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (3)
Tuques 4, Mexican Standoff 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson 2 (8), Sarah Moore (1), Gabe Wilson (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen (2)
Game Notes: The Tuques goalie for this game was Leo Guinto, twin brother of Mexican Standoff’s Len Guinto. Tuques captain Dave Ladanyi was at a wedding, but he led his team via e-mail.
LBS 7, Happy Little Elves 3
LBS: Karsten Pichon 5 (10), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin 2 (4)
Happy Little Elves: Shoshana Rudnick 2 (2), Demetri Adrahtas (3)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon 3 (4), Jonathan Rick (3), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (3), Dana Kravis (1)
Cobra Kai: Susannah Pasquantonio (3)
Corlears Hookers vs. Rehabs (Susp.)
Game Notes: Game suspended due to rain and hail, with the Rehabs leading 2-0 at the half. The second half will be played at a later date and time.
Mighty Squirrels vs. Denim Demons (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”
Week 7 News and Notes
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008What’s With the Dalai Lama Picture?
2008 BTSH Ladies All-Star Party from Erik Price (filmed by Len Guinto) on Vimeo.
Three Wheels Are Better Than Two
Just prior to the start of the Women’s All-Star Game, the (potentially) First Annual BTSH Tricycle Race commenced, as all five entrants chugged a beer to determine which trike each one would ride. Once each participant had his vehicle, the three-beer, three-lap race officially started when the five competitors, as well as self-appointed race official Bryan “Stork” Welch, drank their second beer. Dan Owens (Filthy Gorgeous) was declared the winner in a photo finish, after he stormed past runner-up James Townsend-Butterworth (Sky Fighters), who dogged it to the finish line, believing his victory was already secure. However, James’s efforts should still be commended as his front wheel broke off early in the race, thus requiring the assistance of teammate Chris Shumaker. Although Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (Bad Touch) finished third, he was soundly booed for his blatant cheating. Erik Price (Mexican Standoff) finished in fourth place, despite jumping out to an early lead. Rob Gorden (Mighty Squirrels) struggled to down his first beer in one gulp and brought up the rear, even with Amy Kovner (Gouging Anklebiters) pushing him from behind. There will be an awards ceremony for the race at the Johnson’s this Sunday evening.
The only item missing from the race was a bullhorn for announcing purposes. Jefferson Hendricks had his sister bring one down from his parents’ house in Albany, but could not resist using his new toy on Saturday evening. It was confiscated by police at 3:00 AM, and he was issued a summons for using a sound production device without a permit.
For a different, and slightly Sky Fighters biased view of the race, check out Samantha Lee’s video here.
Week 1 News and Notes
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008Amy Lott Is Very Impressed With Amy Lott
Sky Fighters Missed the Memo: Children Should Make the Shirts, Not Design Them
Mexican Standoff, Unicorns, and Dark Rainbows all unveiled new uniforms on Sunday, while the Sky Fighters plan to inaugurate their “lovely” new jerseys (as modeled by Amy Lott above) this Sunday. In an attempt to be more like the Mighty Squirrels (“Please!”), the Gouging Anklebiters sported new track jackets. There is no word yet on whether they plan to add aging former goalies with back issues to their roster.
