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Is This BTSH’s Top Family?

For the third straight season, the media (and some special surprise guests!) will proudly present several prestigious awards this Sunday at the BTSH season-end party. To build your anticipation, here are this season’s media awards and nominees:

The Award For The Regular Season Scoring Champion
Karsten Pichon (LBS, Inc.)

Best Family
Brendan “Dutch” Kearney & Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (Corlears Hookers)
Celine Dujeux & Brian Vroom (What The Puck)
Lourdes Banez & Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (Sky Fighters)
Susannah & Victoria (Unicorns)

Best Duo
Amy Lott & Dan Hopper (Sky Fighters)
Ben Chadwick & Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves)
Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg (Fresh Kills) & Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Gouging Anklebiters)
Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (Mathematics) & Jock Paul (Corlears Hookers)

Most Underrated Female
Alice Bertoni (Sky Fighters)
Karen Erickson (LBS, Inc.)
Becky Pear (Cobra Kai)
Mel Raoul (Rehabs)

Most Underrated Male
Alex Derhohannesian (Gouging Anklebiters)
Bill MacGregor (Mega Touch)
Sunny Mehra (Filthy Gorgeous)
Shafiq Perry (Tuques)

The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace
Abby Meisterman (Denim Demons)
Rachel “A-Korn” Greene (Mighy Squirrels)
Gina Hackett (Rehabs)
Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst (Fresh Kills)

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (Dark Rainbows)
Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (Happy Little Elves)
Ellery “The Nature Boy” (Mexican Standoff)
League Degenerate Alex Owen (Gouging Anklebiters)

The Third Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Eric Devlin (Mega Touch)
Kevin “The Planet” Foster (Fresh Kills)
Sascha Puritz (LBS, Inc.)
Monica Russo (Filthy Gorgeous)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Mathematics)
Kirby Ruffner (Mighty Squirrels)
Noelle Safar (Corlears Hookers)
Sarah “T-Bone” Torneten (Happy Little Elves)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Steve Chernoski (Denim Demons)
Will Kuhns (Cobra Kai)
John Meyer (Dark Rainbows)
Corey “Chongo” Winters (What The Puck)

The Hookers Need To Do Stuff Like This More Often

On Sunday evening, the media had the distinct honor and pleasure to present their second annual Media Awards to some of BTSH’s outstanding players. The winners are listed below: 

BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion
Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Cobra Kai)

Most Exciting Player
Matthew “Minkus” Spedelari “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser (Fresh Kills)

Best Duo
John Nielsen & P.T. Walkley (Dark Rainbows)

Most Underrated Female
Gabby Carson (Denim Demons)

Most Underrated Male
Peter Wilson (Tuques)

The Stacy Kehoe Award For Toughness And Grace
Caroline Currie (Fresh Kills)

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Albert “Al” Huang (Corlears Hookers)

The Second Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Bryan “Stork” Welch (Rehabs)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Sarah Coombs (Mathematics)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Rob “Mungo” Gorden (Mighty Squirrels)

The Lifetime Achievement Award
Seth Wachtell (LBS, Inc.)

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