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Week 2 Box Scores

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Somebody Please Slap Gavin’s Hand

Corlears Win!

Corlears Hookers 3, Denim Demons 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (4), Anshu Sinha (1)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (2), Jim Dandeneau (1)
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 2-0. Successful attempts by Jason Eitel and Noelle Safar.
Game Notes: Pereira scored the game-tying goal with five minutes remaining in regulation.

Sky Fighters 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (5), Christian Mack (2)
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (2)

Gouging Anklebiters 2, Rehabs 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Rehabs: Sean “$howJu” McClain (2)
Game Notes: DiPierri’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.

Dark Rainbows 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynonds (2), John Nielsen (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (3)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation.  The Dark Rainbows’ win clinches the (imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup for the Unicorns.

Unicorns 4, Mathematics 3 (OT-SO)
Unicorns: Chris 2 (4), John Mark (1)
Mathematics: Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (1), Andy Pratt (1), Harmon Walsh (1)
Shootout: Unicorns win 1-0. Successful attempt by Susanna.
Game Notes: John Mark scored the game-tying goal with four minutes remaining in regulation.

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Mega Touch 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (3), James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (1), Ali Berkin (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O” Owens (1)

What The Puck 5, Tuques 0
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (3), Sal Malguarnera (3), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (2), Ollie Hartman (1)
Shutout: Kevin Lutsky (1)
Game Notes: Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri claims he had two assists.  However, this is unverified, as this does not count as an assist.

Fresh Kills 4, Cobra Kai 0
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 2 (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (1), Patrick Moore (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Game Notes: Owens, filling in for Fresh Kills goalie Dave Gil de Rubio, notched his second shutout of the day.

Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 0
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (1), Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (1), Miky Wolf (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (1)

BTSH Stats and Standings

Week 1 Box Scores

Monday, March 30th, 2009

One Down, Twenty-Five To Go

Rehabs Win!

Rehabs 4, Fresh Kills 1
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (1), Sean “$howJu” McClain (1), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1)
Fresh Kills: Brice Rosenbloom (1)

Corlears Hookers 6, Tuques 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (3), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (1), Noelle Safar (1), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (1)
Tuques: Zoe Markwick (1)
Game Notes: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney scored the first ever BTSH goal at Tompkins Square Park, which was correctly predicted by the Rehabs’ Alex “Villano VI” Zabala.

Sky Fighters 7, Mega Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 3 (3), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker 2 (2), Alice Bertoni (1), Christian Mack (1)
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman 2 (2)
Game Notes: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker scored twice in a ten second span, giving the Sky Fighters a lead they would never relinquish.

LBS, Inc. 7, Mighty Squirrels 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (3), Jason Bogdaneris (1), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (1), Alex Simon (1), Samuel Anthony (1)
Shutout: Seth Wachtell (1)

Gouging Anklebiters 6, Mexican Standoff 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (2), Erik Johnson 2 (2), Nestor Nonato (1), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (1)
Mexican Standoff: Ben (1)

What The Puck 10, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3 (3), Sal Malguarnera 2 (2), Michelle Doucet (1), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (1), Brian Vroom (1), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (1), Tom MacDonald (1)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 6, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 4 (4), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (1), Sunny Mehra (1)
Cobra Kai: Ted McKenna (1)

Denim Demons 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Denim Demons: Danny Polinsky (1), Lena Moy-Borgen (1), Mike Pereira (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo 2 (2)
Game Notes: Mike Pereira scored the game winning goal with ten minutes remaining in regulation, and the Demons twice rallied from a one-goal deficit.

Unicorns 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Chris 2 (2), Mark (1), Ryan (1)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (1)
Game Notes: Mark scored the game winning goal with ten minutes remaining in regulation.

Stats and Standings http://traineaux.com/hockey/btshstats.html

Championship Game Box Scores

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Congratulations Fresh Kills, 2008 BTSH Champions!

That’s The Fucking Way! 

CORLEARS HOOK PARK – Staring at a two-goal deficit early in the second half, veteran laden Fresh Kills didn’t blink.  Twenty minutes later, they were celebrating their first championship in team history, courtesy of a 3-2 victory against the Corlears Hookers, who lost in the championship game for the second consecutive season.

“Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, who was a member of Fresh Kills squads that had lost in the championship game in 2002 and 2003, started the comeback by knocking in a loose ball in front of the net following a booming inbound shot from co-captain Kevin “The Planet” Foster.  Seven minutes later, Ariel Imas knotted the game at two with a wrist shot from ten feet out off of a pinpoint pass from Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg. 

For the next ten minutes, goaltenders Dave Gil de Rubio of Fresh Kills and Chris Beauvois of the Corlears Hookers put on a show as both denied numerous golden scoring chances.  With just under a minute remaining in regulation, a scramble in front of the Corlears Hookers net saw three Fresh Kills attackers descend on a loose ball.  Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst and Eugene Rha both took swipes at it, but it was finally put in by Joe Tamburo.  The Hookers pulled Beauvois for an extra attacker in the final seconds, but Gil de Rubio and a staunch Fresh Kills defense turned away their last rush, setting off a wild celebration on the Fresh Kills sideline.

“I can’t single out anyone on this team, but we had three players change their plans just to be here today,” Foster said. “Ariel [Imas] flew back from Florida, Jeff [Goldberg] changed his flight plans for a speaking engagement in Georgia, and Eugene [Rha] pushed back a move.”

Like his Cinderella team, which finished the regular season with a .500 record and entered the playoffs seeded 10th, Foster also completed a storybook rise to the top.  If it weren’t for a phenomenal try out that was part of former captain Lesser’s requirement for joining the team, Foster might have been wearing a color other than periwinkle blue on Sunday.

Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney opened the scoring for the Corlears Hookers, burying a rebound off a Jock Paul shot midway through the first half.  The Hookers, who were missing the services of Jason Eitel, Josh Sadlier-Brown, and Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson due to Olson’s wedding in Mexico, extended the lead to two goals on Peter “Purple Rain” Putka’s shot on an inbounds play three minutes into the second half.

Box Score:
                                 1 2 Total
#10 Fresh Kills          0 3    3    Final
#3 Corlears Hookers 1 1    2

First Half:
Corlears Hookers – 9:10, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (Jock Paul)

Second Half:
Corlears Hookers – 3:15, Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (unassisted)
Fresh Kills – 6:05, “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser (Caroline Currie, Kevin “The Planet” Foster)
Fresh Kills – 13:15, Ariel Imas (Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg)
Fresh Kills – 24:10, Joe Tamburo (Eugene Rha, Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst)
 
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Semifinals Box Scores

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Fresh Kills Marches Into The Championship Game

#10 Fresh Kills 3, #2 LBS, Inc. 1
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas, “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, Mike Sokolyansky
LBS, Inc.: Dustin Shutes
Game Notes: Imas broke a 1-1 tie with 20 minutes remaining in regulation.

#3 Corlears Hookers 4, #4 Filthy Gorgeous 2
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2, Albert “Al” Huang, Noelle Safar
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Jonathan Rick
Game Notes: Olson’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 15 minutes remaining in regulation.

What The Puck 5, Denim Demons 1
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
Denim Demons: Emily Carson

Unicorns 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Chris 3
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds

Mathematics 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2, Andy Pratt 2, Amy Anderla
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue, Peter “Geech” Prohaska

Rehabs 2, Mighty Squirrels 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera, Bryan “Stork” Welch
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (Gouging Anklebiters)

Cobra Kai 6, Sky Fighters 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 2, Mariko Nakatani
Sky Fighters: Imraan Farukhi, Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
Game Notes: The Sky Fighters played the entire game with only six players and no official goalie.

Bad Touch 3, Mexican Standoff 2
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 2, Greg Kellerman
Mexican Standoff: Karey Bakker, Len Guinto

Tuques 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson 2
Happy Little Elves: Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos

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Quarterfinals Box Scores

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Business As Usual For LBS, Inc.

#2 LBS, Inc. 3, #9 Unicorns 2 (2OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris, “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin
Unicorns: Courtney, Jesse
Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 2-1 in three rounds.  Successful attempts by Sam Anthony (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS), and Jesse (UNI).

#3 Corlears Hookers 8, #6 Dark Rainbows 0
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 3, Josh Sadlier-Brown 2, Jason Eitel, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson

#10 Fresh Kills 4, #1 What The Puck 3 (2OT)
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 3, Alicia Walker
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
Game Notes: Winters scored the tying goal with 30 seconds remaining in regulation to force overtime.  Sokolyansky scored the game-winning goal in double overtime.

#4 Filthy Gorgeous 3, #5 Denim Demons 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Matt Novick, Dan Owens
Shutout: Dan Owens
Game Notes: Yes, you read that correctly…Filthy Gorgeous goalie Dan Owens scored an empty net goal.

Happy Little Elves 5, Bad Touch 4 (2OT)
Happy Little Elves: Demetri Adrahtas 2, Garrett Carrino, Rob Muggeo, Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos
Bad Touch: Martin Olson 3, Mark Anderson
Game Notes: Anderson scored the game-tying goal late in the second half of regulation.  Carrino scored the game-winner with forty-five seconds remaining in the second overtime period.

Tuques 3, Mighty Squirrels 2 (OT)
Tuques: Alfred Liu, Zoe Markwick, Sarah Moore
Mighty Squirrels: Jason “Cheek” Cheek, Jesse Kalb
Game Notes: After both teams were scoreless in the second half, Markwick scored the overtime winner for the Tuques.

Rehabs “Defeat” Sky Fighters Via Forfeit
Game Notes: With Amy Lott and Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka both injured, the Sky Fighters were forced to forfeit due to a lack of attendance.

Mexican Standoff 3, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen 2, Len Guinto
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri 2

Cobra Kai 9, Mathematics 0
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem Garavito 3, Ray “Domino” Chan, Morgan “Secretary of Defense” Doninger, Becky Pear
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez 

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