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Week 8 Box Scores

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Ellery Signed It, So We Know It’s True

Ellery Scores!

Editors Note: Please check the stats and standings page for the league’s leading scorers.

Filthy Gorgeous 3, Rehabs 2 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (2)
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (2), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins 1-0.  Successful attempt by James Pereira.

Dark Rainbows 3, What The Puck 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (9), P.T. Walkley (6), Jennie Brown (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (4)
Game Notes: P.T. Walkley’s band will be playing at Madison Square Garden on June 23 with Coldplay.

Corlears Hookers 4, Unicorns 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (6), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (4), Josh Sadlier-Brown (3)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (2)

Sky Fighters 3, Bad Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (2), Rich McConnell (1), Ted Shumaker (1)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2), Joe Lops (1)
Game Notes: Bad Touch goalie Mike Tuckman wanted the game to finish as quickly as possible, because he had tickets to see Iron Maiden.

LBS 3, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)
LBS: Karsten Pichon (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (2), SAED (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Joseph Pereira (5), Jonathan Rick (2), Liza Watts (1)
Shootout: Tied 2-2.  Successful attempts by Tom Capatosta (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS), Liza Watts (FG) and James Pereira (FG).
Game Notes: LBS captain Sascha Puritz asserted that had she not injured her ankle in the first half and missed the rest of the game, it would have been a blowout in favor of LBS.

Fresh Kills 5, Mathematics 4 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 2 (2), Jeff Lesser (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2), Erik Cortes (1)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (2), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (1), Eli Kazin (1), Mark “Sully” Sullivan (1)
Game Notes: Patrick Moore scored the game-winning goal one minute into overtime.

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Owen 2 (2), Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 3 (OT-SO)
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (2), Eric Breitman (2), Marie Marberg (1)
Mexican Standoff: Tommy Cho (3), Dave Wang (1), Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0

Rehabs 4, Cobra Kai 1
Rehabs: Lateef Nurmohamed (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (3), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1), Michael Lewis (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (2)

Denim Demons vs. Tuques (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

Week 7 Box Scores

Monday, June 9th, 2008

The Mathematics Already Have Buyer’s Remorse

Big Trade!

Rehabs 3, What The Puck 2
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (1)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (7)
Game Notes: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez scored his first goal of the season, which captain Bryan “Stork” Welch thought was noteworthy.

Corlears Hookers 10, Mexican Standoff 0
Corlears Hookers: Elizabeth Lewis 3 (4), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2 (2), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (6), Jason Eitel (4), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (3), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Josh Sadlier-Brown (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Herbert 2 (2), Joseph Pereira (4), Fran Graziano (2)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (5), Jeff Kamen (3), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins, 2-0.  Successful attempts by James Pereira and Suvin “The Guru” Malik.

Dark Rainbows 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 2 (5), John Nielsen (8), Jesse Jewels (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3)

Tuques 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Tuques: Bill Monahan 3 (5), Peter Wilson 2 (6)
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue (3), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (3), Nick Gardella (2)
Game Notes: Bill Monahan’s hat trick was a natural hat trick.

Cobra Kai 12, Bad Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2 (11), Dave Cicirelli 2 (2), Brian Quiban 2 (2), Enayet “Retail” Rasul 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (2), Susannah Pasquantonio (2), Laurie Chakel (1), Julie Kim (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (6), Kelly LeVasseur (1)

LBS 4, Mathematics 1
LBS: Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (3), Alex Simon (1), Sam Anthony (1)
Mathematics: Andy Levine (3)
Game Notes: The Mathematics and Denim Demons have agreed in principal on a deal that would send “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau to the Mathematics in exchange for one orange-flavored Little Hugs beverage (pending a physical).

Fresh Kills 4, Unicorns 1
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 2 (2), Joe Tamburo (1), Mike Sokolyansky (1)
Unicorns: Courtney (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Sky Fighters 0
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (6), Mike Mincieli (3), Jesse Kalb (2)
Shutout: Tommy Mayoros (2)

Delts 2, Tris 1 (Women’s All-Star Game)
Game Notes: Gabby Carson (Denim Demons) scored the game-winning goal late in the second half.

Week 6 Box Scores

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

The Rainbows Have a Better House Than Standoff Does

Camp Rainbow

Dark Rainbows 8, Mexican Standoff 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2, Yui Lewis “And the News”, Jonathan Rudd, Jennie Brown, Lindsey Foehrenbach, Brad Thomason, P.T. Walkley
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell
Game Notes: Yui Lewis? How did we miss this one for a nickname?!

Rehabs 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera 2, Lateef Nurmohamed 2, Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman, “Con” Ed Lau
Shutout: Anthony Romeo

What The Puck 6, Unicorns 2
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2, Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Michelle Doucet, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer
Unicorns: Nelson, Jesse
Game Notes: Unicorns goalie Craig (“Ug”) arrived ten minutes into the game, because Rachel “A-Korn” Greene told him his game was at 4:00, not 3:00.

Denim Demons 4, Mathematics 3
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2, Pete Matlin, Adam “Legen(d) Killer” Rubens
Mathematics: Andy Pratt, Jeffrey Contray, Derek Tagliarino

LBS 2, Tuques 1
LBS: Karsten Pichon, Jason Bogdaneris
Tuques: Peter Wilson

Corlears Hookers 4, Fresh Kills 0
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka, Brendan “Dutch” Kearney, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Libby Lewis
Shutout: Chris Beauvois
Game Notes: Congratulations to Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, whose wife gave birth earlier in the week. The newborn has been named “Dutch’s Niece”.  She is already being fitted for a purple jersey, but until that arrives, she will borrow Al’s.

Cobra Kai 4, Sky Fighters 0
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito, Susannah Pasquantonio
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez

Mighty Squirrels 4, Bad Touch 3
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis 2, Mike Mincieli 2
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin, Amy Krawcyzk, Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer
Game Notes: The Mighty Squirrels scored the game-winning goal with forty seconds remaining in regulation. Tim “(S)crappy” Gray did not play due to an apparent–though unsurprising–back injury.

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 2, Joe Pereira, Chris Baker, Fran Graziano
Gouging Anklebiters: Shannon Voto, Peter “Geech” Prohaska

Week 5 Box Scores

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Happy Fête de Dollard!

Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 2
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2, Danny Polinsky, Lena Moy-Borgen
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky, Ariel Imas

Mighty Squirrels 4, LBS 1
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis, Dave Paglia, Jesse Kalb, Z.Y. Kesselman
LBS: Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin

What The Puck 5, Tuques 1
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri
Tuques: Alfred Liu

Dark Rainbows 5, Bad Touch 0
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 2, P.T. Walkley, Michel Walkley, Rory Tischler
Shutout: John Nielsen

Unicorns 4, Mathematics 2
Unicorns: Nelson 2, Chris, Lindsay
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2

Cobra Kai 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 3, Ray “Domino” Chan
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco, Peter “Geech” Prohaska

Mexican Standoff 5, Happy Little Elves 2
Mexican Standoff: Tommy Cho 2, Len Guinto, Gary Cohen, Ben Bloom
Happy Little Elves: Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, Jason Amada

Week 4 Box Scores

Monday, May 5th, 2008

This is What Happens When Chongo Misses a Week

Like a Greek God

What The Puck 3, Corlears Hookers 2
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2, Jen Hale
Corlears Hookers: Brendan “Dutch” Kearney 2

Mighty Squirrels 1, Happy Little Elves 1 (OT-SO)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis
Happy Little Elves: Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine

Unicorns 4, LBS 1
Unicorns: Mark, Christian, Aaron, Davey
LBS: Karsten Pichon

Rehabs 2, Fresh Kills 1
Rehabs: Kami Moore, Sal Malguarnera
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky

Denim Demons 2, Cobra Kai 2 (OT-SO)
Denim Demons: Dave Shyu, Zack Tinkelman, Mike Pereira (SO)
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta, Greg “Lysol” Altman, Adriano Bratta (SO)

Filthy Gorgeous 3, Sky Fighters 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Joseph Pereira 2, James Pereira
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka, Robert Kucera

Dark Rainbows 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Dark Rainbows: Lindsey Foehrenbach, Brad Thomason, P.T. Walkley, Josh Wilson
Gouging Anklebiters: Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton, Phil “Sandy” Donohue

Tuques 3, Mathematics 0
Tuques: Bill Monahan, Peter Wilson, Scott Sampson
Shutout: Minkus

Mexican Standoff 2, Bad Touch 2 (OT-SO)
Mexican Standoff: Jefferson Hendricks, Jason “The Hamburglar” Rosenstock, Len Guinto (SO)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 2, Eric Devlin (SO)