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Holy Cow, It’s a Scorcher

Denim Demons 4, LBS, Inc. 1
Denim Demons: Zach Fein 2 (5), Sara Klein (1), Paul Licari (1)
LBS, Inc.: Nick Rolf (3)
Goalie Win: $h0vvT!m3 (via Rehabs)

Dark Rainbows 5, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Fleming (1), Mike Toriello (1), Mike J. (1), Jennie (1), Mike Roberts (2)
Gut Rot: Gilligan #2 (1)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (4)

Cobra Kai 5, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 2 (6), Mike Jenks (1), Rachel Longley (5), Liam Martens (1)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Happy Little Elves 5, Mega Touch 0
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 3 (12), Miles (1), Rob Walsh (1)
Shutout: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)

Mathematics 5, Gremlins 3
Mathematics: James Stewart 3 (11), Cherie Stewart 2 (8)
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 2 (12), Ryan Mills (2)
Goalie Win: David Liang (7)

Fresh Kills 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (16), Ariel Imas (1), Eugene Rha (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (2), Ben Probert (5), Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (8)
Game Notes: Both teams wore blue. Get your act together, captains.
Personal Note: Thanks to Jenna and Denis for having the top ref sheet of the week.

Sky Fighters 4, What The Puck 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera 3 (6), Roman Teytelbaum (8)
What The Puck: Charlie Spelina (5)
Goalie Win: James Stein (5)
Game Notes: Kucera’s natural hat trick came in the span of about two minutes, all in one shift.

Corlears Hookers 3, Filthier 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni (7), Gavin Kearney (6)
Filthier: Suvin Malik (8), Denis Miciletto (6)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (4)
Shootout: Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by Danilo.
Game Notes: Brian Cronauer believes the Hookers deserve some recognition for winning in 92 degree heat with only five players.  They probably do.

Poutine Machine 4, Instant Karma 3
Poutine Machine: Steven Berkowitz (3), Mia Juhng (1), Jerome Ramos (3), Brian Sullivan (4)
Instant Karma: Hugh McKee 2 (4), Dmitry Gurvits (1)
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke (1)

Butchers 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Dana Kravis (3)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (2)
Shootout: Butchers win 1-0. Kravis with the only successful attempt.

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When You Find Out The Stewarts Are Your Opponents

Tompkins Square Riots 3, Mega Touch 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Alex Frenette 2 (2), Joe Fiore (2)
Mega Touch: Alok Ghai (1), Max Temescu (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (3)

Cobra Kai 2, Rehabs 1
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina (2), Tom (3)
Rehabs: Bryan Welch (3)
Goalie Win: Nicholas Blair (4)

Sky Fighters 5, Denim Demons 1
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 2 (4), Dan Hopper (3), Rob Kucera (3), Mike Teytelbaum (3)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (8)
Goalie Win: James Stein (4)

Filthier 5, Poutine Machine 4
Filthier: Ben Bloom (2), Ann Mathews (1), Sunny Mehra (6), Denis Miciletto (5), Shafiq Perry (4)
Poutine Machine: Brian Sullivan 2 (3), Steve Berkowitz (2), Jerome Ramos (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (7)

Mega Touch 4, Butchers 3 (OT-SO)
Mega Touch: Brady Caldwell (3), Nadya Salcedo (1), Keegan Tupchong (1)
Butchers: Brett (2), Dana Kravis (2), Arnold Sanchez (2)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (3)
Shootout: Julie Katz scored the shootout game-winner for Mega Touch.

Tompkins Square Riots 3, Gut Rot 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Not yet reported
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar (3)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (4)

LBS, Inc. 3, Dark Rainbows 0
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony (4), Jake Chaplin (6), Karsten Pichon (8)
Shutout: Tim Brown (6)

Mathematics 5, Instant Karma 3
Mathematics: Cherie Stewart 2 (6), James Stewart 2 (8), Nathan Norris (1)
Instant Karma: Sean Glickman (1), Alfred Liu (4), Georgine Paulin (via Butchers)
Goalie Win: David Liang (6)

Corlears Hookers 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge 3 (3), Gavin Kearney (5), Sam Marton (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1) Bob Probert (4)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency?)

Gremlins 5, What The Puck 1
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 2 (10), Allison Busch (1), Maire Lane (5), John Walker (2)
What The Puck: Corey Winters (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (7)

Fresh Kills 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (3), Nick Scott (2), Sheena Wagaman (3)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (9), Gordie (via free agency)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (7)

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Well, Not In So Many Words…

Filthy Gorgeous 4, Mathematics 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Denis Miciletto 2 (3), Suvin Malik (6), James Pereira (3)
Mathematics: James Stewart (6)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (5)

Filthy Gorgeous 4, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (5), Suvin Malik (7), Denis Miciletto (4)
Cobra Kai: Will (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (6)

Fresh Kills 4, Poutine Machine 1
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (13), Patrick Moore (2)
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (6)

Butchers 7, What The Puck 4
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 3 (9), Arthur Revechkis 3 (9), Jeff Nugent (2)
What The Puck: Jaime 3 (3), Brendan (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1)

Gouging Anklebiters 1, Mathematics 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (2)
Shutout: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)

Sky Fighters 7, Happy Little Elves 3
Sky Fighers: Roman Teytelbaum 3 (7), Greg Infanti 2 (4), Yehuda Bloom (2), Mike Teytelbaum (2)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (8), Caitlin (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein (3)

Instant Karma 4, Corlears Hookers 2
Instant Karma: Ben Chadwick 2 (6), Ryann Geldner (4), The Peter Wilson (2)
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer (4), Gavin Kearney (4)
Goalie Win: Mike Maloney (4)

Gut Rot 2, Mega Touch 1
Gut Rot: Not yet reported
Mega Touch: Larry Black (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (via Butchers)

LBS, Inc. 6, Tompkins Square Riots 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (7), Dustin Shutes 2 (3), Others not yet reported
Tompkins Square Riots: Not yet reported
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (5)

Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 1
Dark Rainbows: Mark Talercio (1), Camber Weiss (1)
Rehabs: Rob B. (4)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (3)

Gremlins 6, Denim Demons 3
Gremlins: Erich Graham 2 (4), Brian Hicks 2 (8), Gunner Katatikarn (via Mega Touch), Julie Katz (via Mega Touch)
Denim Demons: Lee Reiners (1), Adam Rubens (2), Nick T. (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (6)

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Making It Rain

LBS, Inc. 4, Happy Little Elves 1
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony 2 (3), Karsten Pichon (5), Wick (1)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (6)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (4)

Corlears Hookers 8, Poutine Machine 3
Corlears Hookers: Noelle Safar 3 (4), Danilo Biagioni 2 (6), Gavin Kearney 2 (3), Jason Eitel (5)
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (2), Jo-Ann Provencher (2), Brian S. (1)
Goalie Win: Not yet reported

Fresh Kills 3, Denim Demons 1
Fresh Kills: Sheena Wagaman 2 (2), Andrew (4)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (7)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (5)

What The Puck 3, Cobra Kai 2
What The Puck: Charlie Spelina 2 (4), Dave MacCallum (5)
Cobra Kai: Rachel Longley (4), J.J. Murphy (1)
Goalie Win: Jordan Gerow (4)

Sky Fighters 5, Instant Karma 2
Sky Fighters: Yehuda Bloom (1), Greg Infanti (2), Julie Katz (via Mega Touch), Mike Teytelbaum (1), Roman Teytelbaum (4)
Instant Karma: Ben Chadwick (5), Alfred Liu (3)
Goalie Win: James Stein (2)

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Gut Rot 2
Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah Moore (3), Ben Probert (3), Matt Workman (2)
Gut Rot: David (1), Scott Kollar (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (1)

Rehabs 2, Butchers 0
Rehabs: Mike Lasry (1), Bryan Welch (2)
Shutout: $h0wT!m3 (4)

Dark Rainbows 3, Gremlins 1
Dark Rainbows: Dmitri 2 (2), Aaron Friedman (1)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (8)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (2)

Tompkins Square Riots at Mega Touch
Game Notes: Game postponed due to rain fears.

Mathematics at Filthy Gorgeous
Game Notes: Game postponed due to rain fears.

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Meanwhile, On CBS…

Filthier 3, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Filthier: Suvin Malik 2 (5), James Pereira (2)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (4)

LBS, Inc. 4, Denim Demons 0
LBS, Inc.: Elizabeth B. (1), Jake Chaplin (5), Scott Kaston (4), Matt R. (1)
Shutout: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)

Fresh Kills 4, Rehabs 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (10), Ashley Singer (1)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Mathematics 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT)
Mathematics: James Stewart 2 (5), Derek Tagliarino (2)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 2 (2)
Goalie Win: David Liang (5)
Game Notes: Stewart’s second goal was the OT winner.

Gremlins 3, Poutine Machine 2
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood 2 (7), Maire Lane (4)
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (1), Jeff Ruel (4)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (5)

Corlears Hookers 6, Mega Touch 2
Corlears Hookers: Peter Putka 2 (3), Gavin Kearney (1), Sam Marton (1), Mike Pigozzi (1), Noelle Safar (1)
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (3), Julie Katz (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency)

Gut Rot 4, Cobra Kai 1
Gut Rot: Not yet reported
Cobra Kai: Dan Innamorato (1)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (2)

What The Puck 3, Butchers 2
What The Puck: Dave MacCallum (4), Charlie Spelina (2), #coreywinters (1)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (7)
Goalie Win: Jordan Giraud (3)

Instant Karma 6, Happy Little Elves 1
Instant Karma: Hugh McKee 2 (2), Ben Chadwick (3), Alfred Liu (2), Bill Monahan (3), Angela Vicari (1)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (5)
Goalie Win: Mike Maloney (3)

Dark Rainbows 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1 (OT-SO)
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Suz P. (3)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (1)
Shootout: Rainbows win 1-0. Successful attempt by Aaron Friedman on a double deke.

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