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2014 Media Awards

Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

The Spirit Of Flounder Embiggens Rachel

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If you had come to a wrestling event with us, you’d have won too.

On Sunday evening, the media had the distinct honor and pleasure to present the annual Media Awards to some of BTSH’s outstanding players (and not so outstanding ones as well).  The winners are listed below:

BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion (Female)
Noelle Safar (Corlears Hooker)
Cherie Stewart (Butchers)

BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion (Male)
Gabe Chenard (Fresh Kills)

The Eighth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Emily Moore (What The Puck)

Rookie of the Year (Female)
Roxanne Gaudiel

Rookie of the Year (Male)
Jeff Laniando (Butchers)

Stacy S. Kehoe Award for Toughness and Grace
Shelley Maasdorp (Gouging Anklebiters)

Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Rachel N. (Cobra Kai)

Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Sam Marton (Corlears Hookers)

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Jonathan Brügger (Happy Little Elves)

The James Pereira Award For Curing Cancer, Saving Three Babies From a Burning Building, Taking a Bullet For The President, and Scoring Four Goals In The Same Day
Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (Poutine Machine)

The Following People Were Inducted in the BTSH Hall of Fame:
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Monica Russo Larsen
Alex Eben Meyer
Bob Weyersberg

Butchers at Cobra Kai

Saturday, October 11th, 2014

Before we dive into this game, let’s take a minute to see how Cobra Kai rookie Sebastian’s BTSH playoff bracket picks are doing. Riots over Poutine Machine…uh oh! Mega Touch over Gremlins…yikes! Gut Rot over Dark Rainbows…really?! Filthy Gorgeous over What The Puck…are you kidd–oh wait, he got that one right.  Whew, we’re glad you didn’t go O-fer the opening weekend there Sebastian.

Come on Sebastian...even President Obama had the Gremlins beating Mega Touch.

Come on Sebastian…even President Obama had the Gremlins beating Mega Touch.

It should come as no surprise that Sebastian has the Dojo knocking off the Butchers this Sunday in his bracket. He does play for Cobra Kai, after all, so he should never pick against his own team. He is also a rookie, so of course he is ignoring years and years of postseason history for both squads.

The Butchers have never lost in the Round of 16, going a perfect 4-0 since joining the league. This includes 2010, when they recovered to knock off the #2 seed Rehabs in an overtime thriller after giving up a late game-tying goal. And 2012, when Fresh Kills’ Patrick Barch filled in as a last minute emergency replacement in goal and led the Butchers to a 1-0 shutout of the Elves. And last year, when Creamy made Craig get all boo-boo face in the shootout, causing him to throw shit really, really high and really, really far.

Cobra Kai, on the other hand, has never won in the Round of 16. Some years, they didn’t even make it to the Round of 16. Not only are they in it this year, but they also have a feather in their proverbial cap in the form of a 5-4 head-to-head win from earlier in the year. However, the Butchers always find a way to get through this weekend, and we think they keep that streak going with a hard fought 3-2 win.

20 Questions With Dani Rylan

Tuesday, September 16th, 2014
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Is that some type of karate stance?

Following in the success of former BTSH.org features such as Know Your Neighbor, the ever popular PlayHer Spotlight, and “20 Questions With Mike Dudelovitch,” we present to you…another 20 Questions.  This week, we profile Cobra Kai rookie, Dani Rylan.

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July 13 Three Stars ***

Monday, July 14th, 2014
BTSH was a ghost town this week as hundreds of athletes decided to watch dozens of athletes live their life.

BTSH was a ghost town this week as hundreds of athletes decided to watch dozens of athletes live their life.

Nike's play campaign is lucky there won't be a "not 3 stars" this week.

Nike’s play campaign is lucky there won’t be a “not 3 stars” this week.

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Week 10 Preview: Part II

Thursday, June 26th, 2014

GOTW: Gut Rot at Cobra Kai (by Derek)

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Jerry’s excited about the Game of the Week, are you?  No?  Well, try harder then.

Last week, we saw the Happy Little Elves defeat Fresh Kills in an intense Game of the Week battle.  This Sunday’s contest promises to be just as exciting as Cobra Kai and Gut Rot face off for Greene Division supremacy.

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