Posts Tagged ‘Cobra Kai’
Week 3 Box Scores
Sunday, April 10th, 2011Let’s Go Rangers!
Cobra Kai 2, Mathematics 0
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland (2), Sarab Lalri (1)
Shutout: Peter Lang (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang
Dark Rainbows 3, Rehabs 1
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3), Jesse Gerstein (2), Josh Wilson (1)
Rehabs: Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1)
Goalie Win: John Meyer
Tompkins Square Riots 5, Mega Touch 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Joe Fiore 2 (3), Daniel Burns (1), Caroline Samponaro (1), Craig Thompson (1)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio
Corlears Hookers 2, Butchers 0
Corlears Hookers: Matt Zimmerman 2 (5)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson
What The Puck 5, Happy Little Elves 4 (OT-SO)
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (2), Alex Doucette (2), Tom MacDonald (1)
Happy Little Elves: Ryan Nakahara 2 (2), Gil Valdes (3), Garrett “Ax” Carrino (2)
Shootout: What The Puck wins 2-1. Successful attempts by Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (WTP), Alex Doucette (WTP), and Gil Valdes (HLE).
Goalie Win: Anthony Romeo
Game Notes: Carrino scored the tying goal with one minute remaining in regulation.
Sky Fighters 4, Gut Rot 1
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper 2 (3), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (2), Robert Kucera (2)
Gut Rot: Tom (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein
Fresh Kills 6, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas 2 (2), Justin “The Boss” Ross (3), Mike Sokolyansky (1), Nick Hobbs (1), Matt Kazior (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
Poutine Machine 1, Denim Demons 0
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (1)
Shutout: Tim Brown (1)
Game Notes: MacDonald scored the game-winning goal with three minutes remaining in regulation.
Goalie Win: Tim Brown
LBS, Inc. 3, Filthy Gorgeous 1
LBS, Inc.: Lawrence Goldstein (3), Karsten Pichon (2), Sam Anthony (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (1)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell
Unicorns 1, La Famiglia 0 (OT)
Unicorns: Chris (2)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (2)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe
Week 3 Preview
Thursday, April 7th, 2011Everyone Loves The Whale!
GAME OF THE WEEK
Cobra Kai (1-0-1) at Mathematics (1-0-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 4:30 PM
All-Time Series: Mathematics lead 6-2
Game Notes: The once intense rivalry between Cobra Kai and the Mathematics has lost most of its luster over the past few seasons. With heavy turnover on both squads and the two teams sent packing to different divisions, their lone battle last season (a 4-3 OT win by the Dojo) seemed more like a formality of the schedule than a legitimate grudge match. However, with Cobra Kai and the Mathematics each making a strong push in the first couple of weeks of 2011, this feud may be ready for a resurrection. Although Cobra Kai could only muster a 1-1 tie against their Donohue Division foe, La Famiglia, on Opening Day, the team stunned the Rehabs 2-1 last week. Perhaps most notable about these two wins is the team’s vast improvement in defense in holding both opponents to just a goal. Last year, the team surrendered 56 goals during the regular season, which was third most in BTSH. The Mathematics also opened the season with a dissatisfying draw, 1-1 against Poutine Machine. However, like the Dojo, Math rebounded in Week 2 with an impressive 4-1 win against the Butchers. As Cobra Kai and the Mathematics both look to stay undefeated, which team will continue its upward trend, and which will come crashing back to Earth?
Keys To The Game:
1. Cobra Kai goalie Peter Lang has allowed one goal in each of his team’s first two games. However, the offense has only scored three goals. Until the offense steps up, Lang will need to maintain his stellar play.
2. The Mathematics’ injury-waiting-to-happen Bradley Schmidt has scored three goals in the team’s first two games, all in the second half. The team will once again rely on a clutch performance from him late in the game.
3. The anonymous Mathematics general manager has already warned the team to keep an eye out for Cobra Kai’s resident pie expert, Anita Khar. He stated in an e-mail to the team, “Anita can be a very dangerous scorer, so we have to keep her covered at all times. Of course, I’m much better than she is at ‘skeet ball.'”
Watchability: 4 Smiths. Rich Glanzer is very happy about this rating scale.
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
Monday, March 21st, 2011Strike Hard, Strike First!
Color: Camouflage/White
Year Founded: 2006
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-8 (3rd, Donohue Division; 12th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
2010 Leading Scorer: Mark Talercio, 9 goals
Team Song: Bananarama – Cruel Summer
Key Additions: Anita Khar (Rehabs), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (Sky Fighters)
Key Losses: Ara “6-1-9!” Arnn
Week 16 News and Notes
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010When Did Ben Get So Tall?
With BTSH games switched to Saturday this past weekend, league members were given a rare chance to relax and hang out after their games without having to worry about their jobs the next day. As a result, the situation created a perfect opportunity for BTSH to go on a Saturday night pub crawl of the Tompkins Square area. Throughout the evening, the festivities circulated to four official stops with plenty of good times and good drinks along the way.
Week 14 News and Notes
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Who On Your Team Went To Tompkins?
Although BTSH is now in its second year of playing at Tompkins Square Park, the league returned to Corlears Hook Park this past Sunday for one final afternoon of hockey and good cheer at its old stomping grounds. The festivities, however, did not end on the sloped and cracked playing surfaces near Jackson and Cherry Streets. After the games, all league members were invited to relive old memories with another Johnson’s Olympics.
At Corlears
For some of the more veteran players of BTSH, playing one final game at Corlears was a terrific treat to recapture the nostalgia of the “Golden Age” of the league. Others, however, were shocked and appalled at the conditions of the league’s former home. Regardless of one’s opinion, everyone was happy about the addition of a vertiable smorgasbord of food and drink at courtside. Highlights of this appetizing spread included the Anklebiters’ famous Booze Berries, Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher’s deep fried mac and cheese, and Peaches’ mixed drinks with unknown ingredients. This, of course, was just the beginning, as “ring girls” reminded league members of the Johnson’s Olympics that evening. As a brief piece of trivia, the final game ever at Corlears Hook Park was the Mathematics’ 4-3 win over the Tompkins Square Riots.
