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April 12 Box Scores

Sunday, April 12th, 2015

The Caps Are In The Playoffs!!!

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This is barely BTSH-related. #coreywinters

Filthy Gorgeous 1, Denim Demons 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Jenna Cruff (1)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (1)

What The Puck 5, Dark Rainbows 1
What The Puck: Noah Carter (1), Eric Higger (1), Dave MacCallum (1), Paul Picinich (1), Ryan (1)
Dark Rainbows: David Bernstein (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Clark (1)
Game Notes: New WTPer Mike Dudolevitch recorded one faceoff win in the victory.

Fresh Kills 2, Corlears Hookers 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (2)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (1)

Mathematics 5, Gouging Anklebiters 4 (OT-SO)
Mathematics: Joey Batista (1), Eli Kazin (1), Sam Norris (1), James Stewart (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah Moore 2 (2), Ben Probert 2 (2)
Goalie Win: David Liang (1)
Shootout: Math wins 1-0. Cherie Stewart with the successful attempt.

Instant Karma 6, Happy Little Elves 2
Instant Karma: Ryann Geldner 3 (3), Cory Vernoia 2 (2), Bill Monahan (1)
Happy Little Elves: Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Sky Fighters 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Sky Fighters: Stephanie Cooper (1), Dan Hopper (1), Roman Teytelbaum (1)
LBS, Inc.: Jake Chaplin (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein (1)

Rehabs 3, Poutine Machine 1
Rehabs: Blake 2 (2), Danielle Haselton (via Instant Karma)
Poutine Machine: Robert Valenza (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Tompkins Square Riots 4, Mega Touch 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Jenn A. (1), Joe Fiore (1), Pierre-Alexandre Labelle (1), Drew Loken (1)
Mega Touch: Joe Lops 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (1)

Gremlins 4, Gut Rot 1
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 2 (2), Maire Lane (1), Ryan Mills (1)
Gut Rot: Jerry Chavez (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (1)

Butchers 4, Cobra Kai 2
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (2), Georgine Paulin (1), Matt Shore (1)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (1), Peter Gallina (1)
Goalie Win: Mike Rosen (1)

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The Org is Back!

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

A Special Message from Rich Glanzer

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Nothing screams BTSH more than Derek taking creepy photos of unsuspecting girls eating chicken wings and Eli making a semi-witty caption of the picture. In other words, we’ve heard your critiques, and we want you to come back to the website. So we brought back league legends Derek and Eli.

Here are a few promises for this season…and they’re all good:

  • Don’t worry, BTSH.org will not be all about wrestling, the Elves, and the Norrises (Norri).  Dave Soko’s nationality and Alex Eben Meyer’s ridiculous socks will never be mentioned from here on out. In other words, new jokes, new themes, and very few wrestling or private jokes.
  • The website will be updated multiple times a week during weeks we have games and probably at least once–if not more–during off weeks.
  • STATS! Whether you want stats (98% of us) or don’t (Phil and Adriano), you are getting them. Derek will put the scores of all the games up by the time Carrie is crying in Homeland. Before you tuck yourself to sleep, he will have the leading scorers for both the men and the women on Mondays. That’s right, we will have the top women goal scorers included on the stats page. (Sorry Suz, you need at least one to be listed)
  • More variety and videos. The videos will never be longer than two minutes and many times, they will be under one. We have a lot of segments planned for the videos, and only one of them is wrestling related! (We said there would be very few, not extinct…)
  • The ladies of Math are planning a fashion segment.
  • Interaction. The website is only as good as you, the BTSH Universe makes it. The reason the Elves got so much pub over the years is because Ben, Trevor, Shaun, Jenna, Jerome, Sarah T. and I all commented. If you want us to write about your team or even yourself, let us know, and we will.

So get ready for an awesome BTSH season. Division previews will be posted this week and next. The Org is back!