Posts Tagged ‘Corlears Hookers’
Week 9 News and Notes
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010Will Hurricane Sharif Hit NYC On August 1?
Although Summer has just begun, the BTSH calendar is rapidly filling up with special events and social festivities. Here is a look at what is upcoming:
August 1 – Old Timers’ Game. To commemorate BTSH’s 10-year anniversary, Randy Locklair of the Butchers is organizing an Old Timers’ Game. The game will feature long-standing veterans of the league, as well as a few retired players. Although none of the retired players have been confirmed as of yet, some of Randy’s targets include “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi, Brendan “Flounder” Hay, Molly Jacobs, Peter “Ski” Oblamski, and Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher.
August 8 – Farewell to Corlears & Johnsons Olympics. BTSH will return to Corlears Hook Park for one last hurrah before NYC converts it to a turf field. Relive some memories as you experience for the last time the joys of the heckle wall, peeing alongside the FDR, and celebrating a goal on the bird bath. After the games, head on over to Welcome to the Johnsons, where Phil “Sandy” Donohue (GA) and bartender Brent Smith will once again host the Johnsons Olympics. Just make sure you don’t accept any cupcakes from Minkus while there.
Week 4 Box Scores
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010Take A Three Hour Tour With Doc
Corlears Hookers 3, Cobra Kai 1
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (5), Jason Eitel (1)
Cobra Kai: Mark Talercio (3)
Game Notes: Kearney’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with 13 minutes remaining in regulation.
What The Puck 6, Denim Demons 3
What The Puck: Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. 3 (5), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (3), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (2), Michelle Doucet (1)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira 2 (5), Steve Chernoski (1)
Unicorns 3, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Unicorns: Mark (2), Ryan (2), Sarah (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Karen Rosenberg (1), Craig Thompson (1)
Game Notes: Sarah’s first BTSH goal was also the game-winning goal. Rosenberg scored her first BTSH goal.
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Dark Rainbows 2 (OT)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (2), Alex Owen (1)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (2), John Nielsen (1)
Game Notes: DeFranco scored the game-winning goal with one minute remaining in overtime.
Sky Fighters 3, Mega Touch 0
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (2), Dan Hopper (2), Sam Lassner (1)
Shutout: James Stein (1)
Game Notes: Lassner took the SATs prior to playing in this game.
Happy Little Elves 5, Mathematics 1
Happy Little Elves: “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick 3 (5), Trevor Beauclair (3), Gil Valdez (2)
Mathematics: Liz Hirsch (1)
Poutine Machine 4, Gut Rot 3 (OT)
Poutine Machine: Marcus Bonnee 2 (2), Salman Haq (2), Jo-Ann Provencher (1)
Gut Rot: Tommy 3 (4)
Game Notes: Bonnee scored the game-winning goal in overtime.
Fresh Kills 2, Butchers 0
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky (2), Ariel Imas (1)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (2)
LBS, Inc. 5, La Famiglia 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (4), Karen Erickson (1), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (1)
La Famiglia: Alfred Liu (1), Kevin Prestia (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Rehabs 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (4), Sunny Mehra (2), “Gentleman” James Pereira (2)
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (1)
Week 4 Preview
Thursday, April 29th, 2010Will Made Sure We Got His “Good” Side
GAME OF THE WEEK
Cobra Kai (2-0) at Corlears Hookers (1-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
All-Time Series: Corlears Hookers lead 3-1
Game Notes: Cobra Kai is on top of the world, as well as the Donohue Division, as the team is off to the best start in its five season history. In week 1, the Dojo rallied from a halftime deficit against La Famiglia to secure its first opening day victory ever. The momentum carried to week 2, when Cobra Kai notched a solid win over Mega Touch. The Corlears Hookers also won their first game of the season with an impressive triumph over Rubens Division rival LBS, Inc. However, the Hookers stubbed their proverbial toes in week 2 with a stunning loss to the underrated, yet generally uninspiring, Happy Little Elves. After overlooking the Elves, have the Hookers learned their lesson as they take on a much improved Cobra Kai team?
Keys To The Game:
1. For the second straight season, Will Kuhns leads Cobra Kai’s offensive attack. He has scored two goals in each of the team’s first two games and attributes his success to his camouflage t-shirt, which he claims keeps him hidden from the opposing defense’s view.
2. Jason Eitel led the Corlears Hookers with 22 goals in the 2009 season, but has missed the team’s first two games due to a long bout with measles. However, he was granted a clean bill of health earlier this week by team doctor Josh “Doc” Sadlier-Brown and is now listed as probable.
3. Cobra Kai and the Corlears Hookers last met in week 21 of the 2009 season. The Dojo prevailed in a shootout 4-3, even though the afternoon was otherwise marred by “rain fears”.
Eli’s Pick: Corlears Hookers. They rarely lose two games in a row.
Derek’s Pick: Corlears Hookers. Eitel should have a big game if he does return.
Watchability: 3.5 Biagionis.
Season Preview: Corlears Hookers
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Jason Eitel, Not Actually Canadian
Color: Purple
Year Founded: 2007
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-3-1-2 (4th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in semifinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Dutch Gardens
2009 Leading Scorer: Jason Eitel, 22 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Jock Paul (Indonesia), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson (Holland?)
Week 19 Box Scores
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Slap Hands
Corlears Hookers 4, Denim Demons 1
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (9), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (8), Josh Sadlier-Brown (6), Jesse Scolaro (4)
Denim Demons: Dave Shyu (2)
Cobra Kai 2, LBS, Inc. 1 (OT-SO)
Cobra Kai: Will Kuhns (12)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (24)
Shootout: Cobra Kai wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Will Kuhns.
Game Notes: Kuhns scored the tying goal with 6 seconds remaining in regulation.
Dark Rainbows 5, Tuques 2
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (8), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (7), Josh Wilson (4), Brad Thomason (2), Jesse Gerstein (1)
Tuques: The Peter Wilson (6), Dean Keyworth (2)
Happy Little Elves 3, Sky Fighters 1
Happy Little Elves: Garrett Carrino 2 (6), Rob Muggeo (9)
Sky Fighters: Aaron Zych (1)
Game Notes: Carrino’s second goal of the game broke a 1-1 tie with one and a half minutes remaining in regulation.
Rehabs 6, Mathematics 1
Rehabs: Dave Fraser 2 (8), Adam Skuse 2 (4), Rob Blandi (6), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (4)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (10)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, Mighty Squirrels 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Matt Workman 3 (6), Sunny Mehra 2 (12), “Gentleman” James Pereira (18)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens (4)
Game Notes: One of Workman’s three goals was scored on a penalty shot.
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Rehabs 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 3 (14), Sunny Mehra 2 (14)
Rehabs: Adam Skuse 2 (6)
Mega Touch 3, Unicorns 1
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman 2 (5), Andy Robertson (2)
Unicorns: Chris (13)
Fresh Kills 6, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 2 (12), Ariel Imas (5), Brice Rosenbloom (5), Caroline Currie (3), Alex Frenette (3)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (10), Alex Owen (1)
What The Puck 5, Mexican Standoff 2
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (11), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (20), Ollie Hartman (11), Hannah Stark (1)
Mexican Standoff: Ben (14), Jefferson (1)
Second Annual East-West All-Star Classic
1 2 Total
West 2 6 8 Final
East 2 0 2
First Half:
East – $howT!m3 (Rob “Mungo” Gorden)
West – Sunny Mehra (Derek Tagliarino, Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton)
East – Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito, Susannah)
West – Len (Ariel Imas)
Second Half:
West – Sunny Mehra (Derek Tagliarino)
West – Jefferson (Will Kuhns, Noelle Safar)
West – Bill MacGregor (Eric Ramirez, Adam Robertson)
West – Derek Tagliarino (Sunny Mehra)
West – Jefferson (Will Kuhns, Noelle Safar)
West – Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (Ariel Imas)
