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Week 7 Box Scores
Monday, June 7th, 2010The Demons’ New Player Really Wants To Be On LBS, Inc.
Denim Demons 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman 2 (9), Danny Polinsky (2), Brad Weiger (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 3 (7)
Game Notes: After his team fell behind 3-0, Derhohannesian scored three unanswered goals to tie the game with six minutes remaining in regulation. However, Tinkelman scored the game-winning goal with just two minutes left.
Corlears Hookers 3, Unicorns 2
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (8), Libby Lewis (2)
Unicorns: Joe (3), Aaron (1)
Game Notes: Kearney scored the game-winning goal with four minutes remaining in regulation, just one minute after Aaron scored for the Unicorns to tie the game at 2.
Happy Little Elves 5, La Famiglia 3
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair 3 (8), “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick (6), Ryan Nakahara (3)
La Famiglia: Roger Ma (4), The Peter Wilson (2), Dmitry Gurvits (1)
Sky Fighters 3, Butchers 2
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (3), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (2), Robert Kucera (1)
Butchers: Ben Bloom (4), Jesse Kalb (1)
LBS, Inc. 8, Rehabs 4
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (7), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 2 (4), Jason Bogdaneris 2 (3), Tom Capatosta (2)
Rehabs: Alex Doucette 2 (5), Adam Skuse (4), Jeff Nugent (1)
Cobra Kai 4, Mathematics 3 (OT)
Cobra Kai: Scott Rice 2 (2), J.J. Murphy (2), Bryan Niddrie (1)
Mathematics: Scott Lee (2), Sean “$howJu” McClain (1), Meagan Vincent (1)
Game Notes: Lee scored the tying goal with six minutes remaining in regulation. Rice scored the game-winning goal in overtime.
Dark Rainbows 3, Gut Rot 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2 (6), P.T. Walkley (4)
Gut Rot: Scott (1), Veronica (1)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Poutine Machine 1, Mega Touch 0
Poutine Machine: Dave Paglia (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez
What The Puck 6, Tompkins Square Riots 0
What The Puck: Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (6), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (5), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (4), Brian Vroom (3), Michelle Doucet (2), Corey “Chongo” Winters (2)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Fresh Kills 2
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira 3 (6), Sunny Mehra (4), Joe “Monster Mash” Essock (2)
Fresh Kills: Justin Ross 2 (5)
Week 7 Preview
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010Chuck Has A Lot On His Mind
GAME OF THE WEEK
Gouging Anklebiters (4-1) at Denim Demons (4-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 5-5-1
Game Notes: Upon hearing that the media would promote his matchup against the Denim Demons as the Game of the Week, the normally reserved Charles DeFranco of the Gouging Anklebiters went off on one of his now infamous rants about his opponents:
Adam is a legend only in his own mind, Abby has too much dirty laundry, Steve is a Devils fan, Lena hates puppies, Jeff is out of the country, Zack’s dad always gets in the way, Gabby wears too much red, Emily doesn’t wear enough red, Brad is not sexy, Aaron can’t play the drums, Tara sings off key, Danny’s cooking sucks, Bob disgusts me, Lauren is an elitist, Miranda isn’t civic-minded, Mike only plays for personal stats, Dave needs a shower, Connie drives too slowly, Bill is not a sweetie, Val cried during Baseketball, Dez is frequently truant, Noah chews with his mouth open, and Sara has never watched The A-Team. As for Jim, there’s nothing bad I can say about him.
When reached for comment, Denim Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens was reportedly not pleased with DeFranco’s remarks. However, teammate “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau was elated.
Keys To The Game:
1. Since vicious hazing allegations against the Gouging Anklebiters were made public prior to Week 2, the team has reeled off four consecutive victories, including a seven-goal output against Cobra Kai.
2. Despite the absence of last season’s team scoring leader, Jeff Kamen, the Denim Demons have had no trouble finding the back of the net this year. They are third in the league with 19 goals, a league-leading seven of which are from forward Zack Tinkelman.
3. Denim Demon newcomer Bob DiProspero is quickly making a case for himself to be the Little Chernoski Demon Achiever for top rookie on the team. He has already scored three goals this season and also tallied a shootout goal against the arch-rival Rehabs.
Eli’s Pick: No pick. Eli will be reffing this game.
Derek’s Pick: Denim Demons. Rubens is clearly incensed by DeFranco’s comments and has vowed to kill the legend of his trash-talking.
Watchability: 4 Derhohannesians. With both teams on hot streaks, neither will want to lose any momentum.
Week 5 News and Notes
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010Shafiq Needs To Iron His Shirt
In an attempt to boost overall revenue for the league, new league manager Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta has instituted an aggressive sales plan for BTSH merchandise. Reports for the first few weeks of the season are now in, and there are already several interesting trends. Here is a closer look at the top-sellers in both the apparel and non-apparel categories:
Week 5 Box Scores
Sunday, May 16th, 2010The Shyu Fits
Denim Demons 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Denim Demons: Dave Shyu (1)
Rehabs: Alex Doucette (3)
Shootout: Denim Demons win 2-1. Successful attempts by Bob DiProspero (DD), Shyu (DD) and Doucette (REH).
Game Notes: Doucette scored the tying goal with two minutes remaining in regulation.
Fresh Kills 2, LBS, Inc. 1 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Brice Rosenbloom (2), Natasha Sweeten (1)
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris (1)
Game Notes: Sweeten scored the game-winning goal in overtime.
La Famiglia 2, Unicorns 1
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (3), The Peter Wilson (1)
Unicorns: Courtney (1)
Dark Rainbows 4, Happy Little Elves 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2 (3), Josh Wilson (2), Sean Reynolds (1)
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair (4), Gil Valdez (3)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with six minutes remaining in regulation.
Corlears Hookers 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (6), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (2), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra (3), Matt Novick (1)
Game Notes: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.
Gouging Anklebiters 7, Cobra Kai 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 3 (3), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (1), Nick Gardella (1), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (1), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (1)
Cobra Kai: Enayet “Retail” Rasul 2 (2), Mark Talercio (4)
Mega Touch 2, Gut Rot 1
Mega Touch: Danny Canarick (1), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (1)
Gut Rot: Gilligan (1)
Tompkins Square Riots 3, Mathematics 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé (3), Joe Fiore (2), Grant Mason (2)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (2)
Sky Fighters 6, Poutine Machine 0
Sky Fighters: Greg Infanti 2 (4), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (3), Danielle Block (1), Mark Bloom (1), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (1)
Shutout: James Stein (2)
What The Puck 5, Butchers 2
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (2), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (4), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (3), Jennifer Hale (1)
Butchers: Mike Mincieli (1), Eric Ramirez (1)
Week 5 Preview
Thursday, May 13th, 2010Everyone’s Excited For Rehabs-Demons!
GAME OF THE WEEK
HOCKEY NIGHT IN TOMPKINS (National Telecast)
Rehabs (2-1) at Denim Demons (2-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 5:30 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 6-6-1
Game Notes: For as long as the Rehabs and Denim Demons have been in BTSH, their rivalry has been one of the bitterest and most intense in the league. However, numerous events this offseason have led to a thaw in their once frosty relationship. The animosity began to dissipate when Demon veteran (and Stacy S. Kehoe award winner) Abby Meisterman allowed long time Rehab Stacy S. Kehoe to borrow her hockey stick during a scrimmage. The Rehabs reciprocated the goodwill when team firecracker Gina Hackett offered Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens a swag bag of Rehabs merchandise (including a t-shirt, bandana, Romeo Shampoo, Mike Bartlett Cupcake mix, and a Villano Edition iPod). Rubens was reportedly “totally amped” over the gesture. The Rehabs’ generosity continued when known agitator and instigator Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman sent the Demons a care package of fine China to replace the plates he broke in a 2007 clubhouse raid. These teams buried the hatchet once and for all during a black-tie mixer, hosted by Bryan “Stork” Welch of the Rehabs and “Hacksaw” Jim Dandaneau of the Demons. Aaron “Coach” Pagdon and Meredith “Danberg” Ficarelli were coronated as the king and queen of the event.
Keys To The Game:
1. Though his attendance has been inconsistent since joining the Rehabs, Adam Skuse has averaged more than a goal per game. If he plays, the Demons’ defense will have to monitor him closely.
2. Denim Demon forwards Mike Pereira and Zack Tinkelman are tied for the league lead with five goals each. However, Tinkelman’s father, Joe, is not happy about his son’s transition from a shutdown defender to an offensive dynamo.
3. Both of these teams are coming off of three-goal losses to a Rubens Division opponent. Despite the newfound congeniality between the squads, they will both be playing hard to get back on the winning track.
Eli’s Pick: No pick. Eli will be reffing this game.
Derek’s Pick: Rehabs. According to Ellery, the Demons suck, and he’s the most reliable source I know.
Watchability: 5 Khars. “Hey guys, come to my game! There’s going to be pie!”
