Posts Tagged ‘Filler Friday’

The Top Five BTSHers You Should Friend on Facebook

Thursday, August 7th, 2014

These days, it seems pretty much everyone is on Facebook (well, everyone besides #coreywinters and Georgine)…and although we’re pretty much all friends with each other in BTSH, it’s a big enough league that a few people may have slipped through the cracks.  Fear not, here are the top five people you need to friend immediately:

Honorable Mention 1:
Eli Kazin, Mathematics

 

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Eli Kazin, proud member of the 2003-2004 Tampa Bay Lightning

I’m purposely leaving Eli out of the top 5, because he’s a media member, and I’d hate to be accused of nepotism (even thought that’s actually kind of the point of this article).  However, if you’re not already friends with Eli, you need to get on that.  Although he rarely posts, and when he does, it’s usually just a picture of CitiField or MSG to tell you he’s at a sporting event, having Eli as a friend means you’re guaranteed at least one “Happy Birthday” post on your wall every time your special day rolls around.  Without fail.  Seriously, the man is a Happy Birthday Machine, and he doesn’t miss anyone.  Just make sure you personally thank him afterwards.

Honorable Mention 2:
Jackie Spiegel, Corlears Hookers

We think this is Jackie.

We think this is Jackie.

Obviously, this one depends on your sporting preferences (which is why it’s only an HM), but if you’re a Rangers or Mets fan, Jackie’s got the goods.  Better yet, her page is riddled with selfies, which more people really need to be doing.  And if that isn’t your bag, she’s also big on posting pics of her dog, Ranger, which is worth a page view in itself.  You’re basically going here for her Instagram.

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Filler Friday…on a Thursday? Whaaaaaaaa?!

Thursday, June 5th, 2014

Because all three members of The Authority were watching the Ranger game last night, the rest of the #BTSHUniverse suffers today with no previews and a Filler Friday Thursday post.  However, that doesn’t mean you should breeze past this post, because we do have some important site news for you, so keep reading!

Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris promoting rape culture will entice you.

Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris checking out some girl’s ass will entice you to keep reading.

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The Previously Unpublished 2013 Happy Little Elves Preview

Friday, May 30th, 2014
Last year, due to some website reorganization, season previews were scuttled.  However, we were able to get our hands on one of the few 2013 season previews that had been submitted prior to Sven’s executive decision to eighty-six individual team season previews.  So without further ado, for your Filler Friday enjoyment, here’s the outlook for the 2013 Happy Little Elves…

2012 could have been a great season for the Happy Little Elves. On the morning of July 30, the Elves woke up on the precipice of main-event status, having maintained possession of the once prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup with a 6-1 thumping of the Dark Rainbows the previous day. Their record stood at an impressive 8-3-0-2, good for a three-way tie for the #5 playoff seed.

Man, the Elves take the Barnacle Bowl everywhere, don't they?

Rich is busy figuring out all of the Elves’ playoff seed permutations.  Meanwhile, Rob is not impressed with the size of the Barnacle Bowl.

However, the BTSH Universe was clearly not responding to the Elves’ success, and with the Fairy Tale Cup having lost so much of its luster, league administrators Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta and Tim “Virgil” Brown made a quick edit to the script and turned the Elves into a jobber. The Elves embarked on a winless streak not seen since the days of Montel Vontavious Porter, going winless in their final five regular season games and dropping to the #11 seed. Their jobber status continued in the playoffs, where the Elves were dispatched by the Butchers in the round of 16.

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Richie’s Birthday…Or Business Ethics?

Thursday, May 15th, 2014

It’s Filler Friday! And it’s Richie’s birthday weekend. We’ve observed that posts with more wrestling related content tend to have more comments, so to celebrate Richie’s birthday, we were just going to post this photo of him “wrestling” $h0wT!m3 a few weeks ago.

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Guest appearances in this photo include Nick Barretta, Derk, and Black Rob!

But lo! As our deadline was fast approaching, the very same Nick Barretta seen in the photo above spoke up for the BTSH Universe and requested “business ethics”.  And if we did not oblige this request, well, that would just be unethical.  So, ask and ye shall receive…here’s part of the academic decathlon from Billy Madison (spoiler alert: Billy wins).