Posts Tagged ‘Fresh Kills’
October 25 Schedule
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009“Don’t Tell Bob, Our Game Time Has Changed”
Due to rain fears, the games of October 18 will made up this Sunday, October 25. Although the matchups remain the same, some of the times and locations have changed. Please see below.
#1 Denim Demons (15-2-2-3) vs. #11 Fresh Kills (10-10-1-1)
Location: Tompkins East, 12:00 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 5-5
#4 Corlears Hookers (15-3-1-2) vs. #5 Filthy Gorgeous (16-5-1)
Location: Corlears West, 12:00 PM
All-Time Series: Corlears Hookers lead 4-0
#2 What The Puck (17-5) vs. #8 Rehabs (12-6-1-3)
Location: Tompkins East, 1:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 9-5
#3 LBS, Inc. (16-4-0-1) vs. #7 Sky Fighters (15-7)
Location: Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
All-Time Series: LBS, Inc. leads 8-3
Cobra Kai (5-14-1-2) vs. Tuques (7-14-0-1)
Location: Moffo, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 2-2
Unicorns (10-12) vs. Gouging Anklebiters (8-12-2)
Location: Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Unicorns lead 6-4-1
Mathematics (4-14-1-3) vs. Mighty Squirrels (7-14-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Mathematics lead 4-1
Dark Rainbows (14-7-0-1) vs. Happy Little Elves (10-11-1)
Location: Tompkins East, 3:30 PM
All-Time Series: Dark Rainbows lead 2-0
Mega Touch (5-16-1) vs. Mexican Standoff (4-16-1-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 3:30 PM
All-Time Series: Mega Touch leads 7-5-1
Semifinal #1
Location: Tompkins East, 4:30 PM
Pending advancing captains’ agreement
Semifinal #2
Location: Tompkins West, 4:30 PM
Pending advancing captains’ agreement
Week 21 Preview
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Stork Has Finally Passed The Torch
GAME OF THE WEEK
Fresh Kills (9-8-0-1) vs. Rehabs (11-5-0-3)
Location: Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Rehabs lead 5-4
Game Notes: Both of these Rubens Division foes enter this tilt playing some of their best hockey of the season. Fresh Kills has now won its last four games and finally has a record above .500. The recent surge started with an upset victory over LBS, Inc., when Fresh Kills held the league’s fourth ranked offense to just three goals. In the three games since, the defense has stiffened up even more, as the team allowed just two goals (including two shutouts). The Rehabs have won five of their last six games. It is no coincidence that their recent run of good fortune began when they added free agent Adam Skuse to the team. He has scored all nine of his goals during this six-game stretch, making him the team leader in goals. The Rehabs opened their season with a 4-1 win over Fresh Kills, a feat they will look to duplicate as the season winds down.
Keys To The Game:
1. Dave Sokolyansky leads Fresh Kills with 12 goals. His brother, Mike, is also on the team and has assisted on all of Dave’s goals. However, he has repeatedly declined to be recognized, due to his modest nature and acute shyness.
2. During one of Alex “Villano VI” Zabala’s two goals last week, Rehab defender Stacy Kehoe ran to congratulate her teammate but tripped over a crack in the Tompkins pavement. This instantly elevated the celebration to the status of “saddest ever in BTSH.”
3. Rehab forward Rob Blandi has scored six goals in the team’s last six games. Interestingly, the only time he did not score during this stretch was in their one loss.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs. A win will be a nice belated birthday present for captain Meredith “Danberg” Ficarelli.
Derek’s Pick: Rehabs. Another big game for Skuse will lead the team to victory.
Watchability: 4.5 Lessers
Week 12 News and Notes
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Halfway Home
With the season at the halfway point, we in the media have written about many storylines in the past 12 weeks. Here is a closer look at our five favorites:
5. Corlears Hookers Promotional Days
After two seasons of sagging attendance among both fans and his players, Corlears Hookers captain Peter “Purple Rain” Putka knew he had to do something to increase turnout. Therefore, he devised an aggressive promotional schedule for the 2009 season. The giveaways kicked off in week 6 with the extremely popular Jason Eitel pog. In the following weeks, promotional items included a Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson lunchbox and an Albert “Al” Huang trapper keeper. While the future promotional schedule hasn’t been fully released, the media have received word of a Jock Paul cowboy hat, a Noelle Safar beach towel, and a Peter “Purple Rain” Putka instructionl video on juggling (seen above).
4. Tuques Hockey
When Tuques public relations director Lisa Harrington read that the media compared her team to celery, she knew it was time for some drastic damage control. After several instructional seminars on charisma, Tuques Hockey is more than just a simple marketing slogan…it’s a state of mind. Goaltender Minkus has already created what will be the first of many Tuques Hockey vignettes. In addition, team superstar The Peter Wilson has promised to be more visible for his team and has issued the following statement: “Listen up, BTSH! There’s something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest for a while now. It’s not ‘Peter Wilson’. It’s ‘The Peter Wilson’. Get it right!”
Press Clippings
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Courtesy of The Long Island Press and Fresh Kills goalie, Dave Gil de Rubio:
Week 8 Box Scores
Monday, June 1st, 2009Pay Attention Bob!
Fresh Kills 2, Corlears Hookers 1
Fresh Kills: Brice Rosenbloom (3), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2)
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (5)
Game Notes: Foster scored the game-winning goal with four minutes remaining in regulation, one minute after Kearney tied the game for the Corlears Hookers.
Filthy Gorgeous 0, Denim Demons 0 (OT-SO)
Shootout: Tied 2-2. Successful attempts by Becky Antar Novick (FG), Sunny Mehra (FG), Mike Pereira (DD) and Micael Holmström (DD).
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens (2) – Filthy Gorgeous, Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3) – Denim Demons
What The Puck 6, Gouging Anklebiters 4
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (9), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (5), Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (7), Ollie Hartman (3)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (5), Erik Johnson (4), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (2), Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (1)
Game Notes: Bratta’s second goal of the game broke a 4-4 tie with one minute remaining in regulation. What The Puck scored four goals in the final ten minutes to rally from a two-goal deficit.
Tuques 3, Sky Fighters 2
Tuques: Adam Robertson 2 (3), Denis Miciletto (3)
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (10), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (4)
Game Notes: Miciletto’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with ten minutes remaining in regulation.
Mega Touch 4, Happy Little Elves 1
Mega Touch: Joe Lops 2 (2), Eric Devlin (2), Bill MacGregor (2)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (6)
Rehabs 3, Cobra Kai 2
Rehabs: Dave Fraser (4), Mel Raoul (2), Hannah Readnour (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (1), Colleen Reid (1)
Game Notes: Readnour’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with three minutes remaining in regulation.
LBS, Inc. 7, Mathematics 3
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (12), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 2 (7), Sam Anthony (5), Jason Bogdaneris (3)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (6), Harmon Walsh (2)
Dark Rainbows 2, Mighty Squirrels 1
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (9), P.T. Walkley (3)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (2)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with fourteen minutes remaining in regulation.
Unicorns 2, Mexican Standoff 1 (OT-SO)
Unicorns: Susanna (2)
Mexican Standoff: Jason G. (1)
Shootout: Unicorns win 1-0. Successful attempt by Mike.
