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Week 1 Scores
Sunday, March 25th, 2012Ballin’!
Gouging Anklebiters 6, Gremlins 2
La Famiglia 3, Rehabs 1
Corlears Hookers 2, Happy Little Elves 1 (OT-SO)
What The Puck 2, Fresh Kills 1
LBS, Inc. 4, Sky Fighters 3
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Denim Demons 1
Mathematics 4, Mega Touch 3
Tompkins Square Riots 4, Gut Rot 1
Butchers 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Poutine Machine 3, Cobra Kai 2
Week 15 Box Scores
Monday, August 1st, 2011Maybe Derho Will Remember His Shootout Goal Now
ALL-STAR GAME
Schumacher Conference 4, Weyersberg Conference 3 (OT-SO)
First Half:
Schumacher – Denis Miciletto (Derek Tagliarino)
Weyersberg – Dan Hopper (Scott Lee)
Schumacher – Joe Fiore (Marcus Bonnée)
Second Half:
Weyersberg – Bob diProspero (Susannah Pasquantonio)
Schumacher – Joe Fiore (unassisted)
Weyersberg – Dan Hopper (Scott Lee, Steph Opitz)
Shootout:
Schumacher Conference wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Alex Derhohannesian.
Mathematics 4, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (6), Adam Langer (4), Lilly Preston (4)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (6)
Goalie Win: Joe Boshko
Fresh Kills 2, Denim Demons 1
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky (7), Nick Hobbs (3)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch
Game Notes: Sokolyansky’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Corlears Hookers 8, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 4 (10), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 3 (5), Albert “Al” Huang (2)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (11)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson
Cobra Kai 3, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland (7), Becky Pear (1), John Thorpe (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Grant Mason (2)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang
Game Notes: Beland’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with six minutes remaining in regulation.
LBS, Inc. 3, Rehabs 0
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (7), Jason Bogdaneris (4), Sam Anthony (2)
Shutout: Seth Wachtell (1)
Dark Rainbows 7, What The Puck 0
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson 3 (8), John Nielsen 2 (7), Sean Reynolds (4), Jon Rudd (3)
Shutout: Peter Lang (on loan from Cobra Kai)
La Famiglia 3, Unicorns 2
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (20), Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (13), Alfred Liu (4)
Unicorns: Rod (4), John (3)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe
Game Notes: Miciletto’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with 52 seconds remaining in regulation.
Mega Touch 2, Gut Rot 1
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (11), Eric Devlin (4)
Gut Rot: Tom (11)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman
Poutine Machine 4, Butchers 1
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (6), Chelsea Hicks (2), Dave Paglia (2), Sven Larsen (1)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (12)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown
Game Notes: Poutine Machine scored four times in the final ten minutes of regulation.
Happy Little Elves 5, Sky Fighters 4 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (10), Rob “Smash” Muggeo (7), Matt Brady (1)
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper 2 (10), Mark Bloom (3), Alison Kliegman (1)
Shootout: Happy Little Elves win 1-0. Successful attempt by Valdes.
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy
Week 15 Preview
Thursday, July 28th, 2011This Is The Best Photo We’ve Used In A While
GAME OF THE WEEK
ALL-STAR GAME: Weyersberg Conference vs. Schumacher Conference
Location: Tompkins West, 6:30 PM
All-Time Series: Weyersberg Conference leads 1-0
Game Notes: As the league heads into the August break, it is once again that time of the year for the stars of BTSH to showcase their skills in the annual All-Star Game. For the second year in a row, conference pride will once again be at stake as the Weyersberg all-stars face off against the Schumacher all-stars. Last season, the Weyersberg Conference took home bragging rights with a 3-2 victory on the strength of Happy Little Elf Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair’s two goals. This year, the universally admired Beauclair will once be in the limelight of this event, only this time as a coach. Already, he has imparted his “3 Is” mantra upon his squad. Beauclair notes, “Through intensity, integrity, and intelligence, the Weyersberg Conference will once again be victorious.” He and his co-coach, Elf teammate Melissa Budnick, will be opposed by the Schumacher coaches, Shafiq “Off Black” Perry of La Famiglia and Julie Katz of Mega Touch. Since being selected as a coach, Katz has not stopped smiling, commenting, “I’m so excited!” We all are, Julie. We all are.
Keys To The Game:
1. The Happy Little Elves have a checkered history as All-Star Game coaches. In 2009, the East New York team led by the Long Island loudmouth Rich Glanzer, as well as Stacy S. Kehoe, fell to the West 8-2. In addition to this embarrassing loss, Glanzer will be remembered for playing one 30-second shift that resulted in a -1 rating.
2. Perry’s La Famiglia teammate, Denis Miciletto, has been selected for the All-Star Game for the third straight year. In last season’s contest, he tallied one of the Schumacher Conference’s two goals. This season, as the league scoring leader, Perry will look to Miciletto to once again lead the charge for the Schumacher Conference.
3. Roommates, and early Best Duo Award favorites, Lisa Harrington (WTP) and Sarah Moore (GA) have been split on to opposite sides of this game. Rumor has it that their relationship has been a lot more frosty of late as a result of this schism. For example, Moore recently finished all the milk and refused to buy any more, leaving Harrington with dry Rice Krispies.
Watchability: 5 Shafiqs. This game harkens back to the Golden Age of BTSH, so it’s got to be worth watching. Or at least, Dave Ladanyi thinks so.
Week 12 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 12th, 2011Italians Dress Funny
Third Star: Denis Miciletto, La Famiglia. Miciletto padded his lead in the scoring race with another two goals. His game-winner with 3:30 remaining in regulation time clinched La Famiglia’s first ever victory against What The Puck.
Second Star: Andy Pratt, Mathematics. One day after his birthday, Pratt scored his first two goals of the season in the Mathematics’ win against the Dark Rainbows. In addition, he also celebrated his son’s second birthday on Sunday with a party in Tompkins.
First Star: Mike Nagin, Rehabs. Nagin tallied a hat trick to lead the Rehabs in their upset of the Corlears Hookers. Like Pratt, Nagin also entered this game with no goals on the season.
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011Phil’s Seeking A Bailout
Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2010 Regular Season Finish: 5-11 (5th, Donohue Division; 19th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Unicorns in opening round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Alex Derhohannesian, 12 goals
Team Song: Kenny Loggins – Footloose
Key Additions: Steve Muller (free agency), Zack Papper (free agency)
Key Losses: “Old School” Mike Ross
