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Week 3 Preview

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

It’s Always A Good Time In The Schloeder Division

Amy and Mungo

GAME OF THE WEEK
Mighty Squirrels (1-1) vs. Gouging Anklebiters (2-0)
Location: Tompkins West, 4:00 PM
All-Time Series: Mighty Squirrels lead 4-1-1
Game Notes: The Mighty Squirrels snapped a 12-game losing streak last week with a solid win against Mexican Standoff.  After lying dormant for 75 minutes of play, the Squirrels’ offense finally awoke when Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis scored their first goal of the 2009 season.  Also promising was new goalie Eric Ramirez, who made a splash in his debut, holding the potent Standoff offense to no goals.  With their two victories to open the season, the Gouging Anklebiters are already halfway to equaling their four wins from 2008.  Their latest win, a stunning upset over the Rehabs, proves that the Anklebiters are putting their foot down and can no longer be taken lightly.  The Anklebiters will look to stay undefeated as they face a familiar Schloeder Division foe.
Keys To The Game:
1. Nestor Nonato’s return to BTSH has buoyed the attack of the Gouging Anklebiters.  His offensive prowess has been a key component to their fast start.
2. Despite getting a little dinged up last week (as usual), Mighty Squirrels shutdown defender Marie Marberg is probable for this game.
3.  Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri scored the game-winning goal for the Anklebiters last week.  However, captain Phil “Sandy” Donohue remains steadfast in keeping him relegated to the eighth line.
Eli’s Pick: Gouging Anklebiters.  Another win or two and Charles DeFranco might even start talking some trash.
Derek’s Pick: Mighty Squirrels.  Tim “(S)crappy” Gray has been conspicuously absent so far this season.  This can only mean good things for the Squirrels.

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Photo of the Week

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Erik Johnson Will Do Anything To Be On The Anklebiters…

Erik

…he just didn’t think he’d have to dress like Phil.

Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Drinking You Under The Table Since 2001

Anklebiters 2009

Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 4-13 (15th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Bad Touch in play-in game
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “That foot is us!”
Key Additions: Erik Johnson (Free Agent), Sarah Moore (Tuques), Nestor Nonato
Key Losses: None

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Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Why is Jeremy Giving Out Rusty Trombones?

Ankle

Color: Royal Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2007 Regular Season Finish: 5-12 (16th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in first round
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
Fan Base: Mr. and Mrs. DiPierri

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