Posts Tagged ‘Hockey Rich’
Week 7 News and Notes
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009All Right, All Right, All Right!
Party At The Moon Tower!
To cap off a great day of hockey, a hastily arranged party was held at the BTSH Moon Tower. Although the party was originally scheduled to take place at Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri’s parents’ apartment, as they were out of town for the weekend, the event had to be moved when they arrived home early. As a result, numerous BTSHers swarmed to the secluded location in the forest to enjoy good times and free beer. The highlight of the party was clearly league philanderer Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett, who could be seen canoodling with many of the younger females in attendance. As he left the party, one lucky young lady received an invitation from him to see Aerosmith in a few weeks.
However, the party was not all fun and games, as a donnybrook broke out towards the end of the evening. To prove his manhood, Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer picked a fight with the toughest person in attendance, Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst. Although Coop surprised The Muscle with the first punch in hopes the fight would be broken up quickly, he was pummeled when no one came to his rescue.
The Dark Rainbows were not seen at the party, but they later claimed to have been “at a different moon tower”.
Week 16 Box Scores
Monday, September 22nd, 2008Sky Fighters Win, Hockey Rich Inexplicably Present
Sky Fighters 1, Unicorns 0 (OT-SO)
Shootout: Sky Fighters win, 1-0. Successful attempt by Robert Kucera.
Shutout: James Stein (1) – Sky Fighters, Nelson (1) – Unicorns
Mathematics 3, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (7), Andrew Lu (1)
Shutout: Harmon Walsh (1)
Denim Demons 1, Mighty Squirrels 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (11)
Shutout: Steve Chernoski (2)
Corlears Hookers 1, Dark Rainbows 0
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson (1)
Shutout: Chris Beauvois (4)
Fresh Kills 8, Mighty Squirrels 2
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 3 (8), Joe Tamburo 2 (7), Patrick Moore (7), Dave Sokolyansky (4), Ariel Imas (3)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis (8), Tim “(S)crappy” Gray (2)
Game Notes: Gray scored fifteen seconds after the media proclaimed, “I’m feeling a goal for (S)crappy.”
What The Puck 7, Denim Demons 3
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 3 (15), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (12), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (18), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (14)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (12), Mike Pereira (11), Steve Chernoski (2)
Game Notes: What The Puck scored five goals in the second half to rally from a one-goal halftime deficit.
LBS, Inc. 5, Bad Touch 1
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony 3 (4), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (11), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett (6)
Bad Touch: Mark Anderson (1)
Cobra Kai 5, Happy Little Elves 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 5 (20)
Happy Little Elves: Jason Amada (3), Garrett Carrino (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Tuques 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (7), Matt Novick (10), Matthew Workman (8)
Tuques: David Ladanyi (1)
Rehabs 11, Mexican Standoff 1
Rehabs: Andrew Levine 3 (10), Molly Holder 3 (4), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett 2 (4), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (8), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (5), Michael Lewis (1)
Mexican Standoff: Len Guinto (3)
Photo of the Week
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008This Is What We Call “Professor Rich”
–I’m just saying that when we die there’s going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we’ll all be a lot happier.
–Mr. Glanzer, you’re upsetting me.
