Posts Tagged ‘La Famiglia’
Week 5 News and Notes
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010Shafiq Needs To Iron His Shirt
In an attempt to boost overall revenue for the league, new league manager Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta has instituted an aggressive sales plan for BTSH merchandise. Reports for the first few weeks of the season are now in, and there are already several interesting trends. Here is a closer look at the top-sellers in both the apparel and non-apparel categories:
Week 1 News and Notes
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Anklebiters Under Investigation
BREAKING NEWS – BTSH.org has just been notified that the league’s new Disciplinary Committee manager, Haanwa Chau, has launched a formal investigation regarding potential hazing violations committed by the Gouging Anklebiters. Although it is suspected that these infractions have actually gone on for several years, it seems the former DC manager, Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher, never pursued any complaints. Part of Chau’s investigation will thus include a review of whether Schumacher himself has or had any ties to these allegations as well.
Several witnesses have testified that they saw two Anklebiter rookies, as well as one veteran, in Parkside Lounge on Friday sporting embarrassing and demeaning costumes that the senior members of the team forced them to wear. Despite these personal accounts, team captain Phil “Sandy” Donohue remains adamant in his stance that his team has done no wrong. He comments, “I fully anticipate that upon completion of this investigation, we will be absolved of all charges.” Your humble correspondants will continue to track this story as it unfolds.
