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From The Vault
Saturday, March 26th, 2016Emeritus Note: The editorial staff is hard at work on the remaining division previews, but to tide you over until those are ready, we’re running a classic team preview. Here are our thoughts on LBS, Inc. prior to the start of the 2011 season. This post was originally published on March 22, 2011.
Meet LBS, Inc.’s New Security Manager
Courtesy: LBS, Inc. Office of Communications
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-7-0-1 (4th, Rubens Division; 11th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in round of 16
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 16 goals
Team Song: Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)
New Hires: Lawrence Goldstein
Resignations: Alex Simon, Phil Yang
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I Love You Not….Previews Week 6
Monday, May 12th, 2014Love. It’s why we’re all here. From the time we are a baby, snuggled into our Daddy’s arms, to when we are leaving this earth, as our great grandchild clasps our hand one last time, we are looking for one thing.
Love.
A 2009 photo of Ben Chadwick and I after we beat the Demons in overtime.
But as we find out…true love doesn’t last forever, and often times, the ones we love are the ones we leave.
I don’t know these two people. I actually just used a Google image search.
But perhaps they would be happier if they didn’t have some creeper taking a picture of them while they were in bed?
Which brings us to…
Week 3 Preview (Part II)
Thursday, April 10th, 2014
Redundant Caption Alert:
Game of the Week!
GOTW: Denim Demons at LBS, Inc.
Our second Game of the Week features the Denim Demons and LBS, Inc., in a rematch of a very memorable semifinal game from last year’s playoffs, which was won by the Corporation, 2-0. Both teams won last week, with LBS, Inc. looking impressive against the Gouging Anklebiters, and the Demons looking not as impressive against Cobra Kai.
Keys for the Denim Demons:
Make sure Jeff Kamen shows up. His two goals last week accounted for all of their scoring in their win over the Dojo. If he can’t be there, then make sure Zack Tinkelman can. He is also very capable of a multiple-goal outburst. And above all else, hope that the poetic justice they were served in the playoffs last year has run its course.
Tupac hopes the Demons and Lbs. can end this east court/west court rivalry before any more lives are taken, or before Dave Gil de Rubio has to play net again for LBS.
In a word, goaltending. When league stalwart and LBS, Inc. goalie Seth moved to Vancouver towards the end of last season, the Corporation had to find a new goalie for the first time in what seemed like an eternity. They quickly locked up one of the league’s top goalies, Tim Brown, before the season ended, ensuring they would not skip a beat with the goaltending change. And if Tim has to miss a game, they can always borrow Dave Gil de Rubio (just not this week…the Riots play at the same time).
Dave is gonna sit this Demons/LBS. game out.
On another note, this is why I’m Richie Hero. I actually took a random picture of Dave last week.
Hero!
The Demons are the most-hated team in the league, and it’s not even close. Hate them as much as you want, but last season is in the past, and they still have a ton of talent. That talent will be on display Sunday, as the Demons notch a 3-2 win.
Rich’s Pick: Every game is Game 7 for the Demons. The Lbs. play it a little cooler in the regular season so they can turn it up in the postseason. This will be a clean, friendly 4-1 victory for the Demons.
Derek’s Pick: The Corporation forces this into OT, but can only muster a point and lose 4-3 in BTSH’s first regular season shootout that goes beyond three rounds.
Week 13 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011Jason Finally Got His Star
Third Star: These members of Poutine Machine, Poutine Machine. These three all contributed to Poutine’s solid defensive effort, which resulted in a shutout of MacNeil Division foe Mega Touch. In addition, we’re always impressed when we see a bar showing like this.
Second Star: Jeff Kamen, Denim Demons. Kamen tallied a hat trick in the Game of the Week against Filthy Gorgeous to push the Denim Demons to a 4-3 victory. With the win, the Demons maintained possession of first place in the Rubens Division.
First Star: Jason Eitel, Corlears Hookers. With only two goals entering this game, Eitel put in an A-Rod-like stat-padding performance with four goals in the Hookers’ 9-3 win against Gut Rot. Of course, in fairness, after accumulating his goal stats, Eitel finally listened to his mother’s advice to pass more, resulting in an assist to Albert “Al” Huang.
Week 10 Box Scores
Sunday, June 19th, 2011Seth Beat Poutine, And All He Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
LBS, Inc. 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris (1)
Poutine Machine: Brodie St. John (2)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell
Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Sam Anthony.
Sky Fighters 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (2)
Rehabs: Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein
Shootout: Sky Fighers win 1-0. Successful attempt by Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka.
Filthy Gorgeous 2, Fresh Kills 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (6), Chris Mangan (3)
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee (4)
Goalie Win: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Game Notes: Lee dedicated his goal to Derek Tagliarino, who told Lee he should probably try to score.
La Famiglia 7, Tompkins Square Riots 4
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 4 (13), Shafiq “Off Black” Perry 2 (10), Alfred Liu (2)
Tompkins Square Riots: Joe Fiore 2 (5), Craig Thompson 2 (3)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe
Corlears Hookers 5, Happy Little Elves 0
Corlears Hookers: Jock Paul 2 (2), Libby Lewis (2), Noelle “Slapshot” Safar (2), Jesse Scolaro (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (3)
Unicorns 5, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Joe Polowczuk (7), Chris (4), Caitlin (2), Cathy (1), Erin (1)
Dark Rainbows: Mike Dudolevitch (1)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe
Game Notes: The Dark Rainbows have officially been eliminated from contention for the prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.
What The Puck 6, Denim Demons 2
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (9), Brock Bosacker 2 (3), Oliver Hartman (4), “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (4)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (1), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang (on loan from Cobra Kai)
Butchers 1, Mega Touch 1 (OT-SO)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (5)
Mega Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2)
Shootout: Tied 1-1. Successful attempts by Revechkis (BUT) and Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (MT).
Mathematics 4, Gut Rot 2
Mathematics: Adam Langer (3), Sean “$howJu” McClain (2), Lilly Preston (2), Eli Kazin (1)
Gut Rot: Tom (6), Gilligan1 (3)
Goalie Win: Joe Boshko
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Cobra Kai 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (6), Mike Diverio (1), Annika (1)
Cobra Kai: Enayet “Retail” Rasul (1)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (on loan from Unicorns)
Game Notes: Diverio’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.
