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Week 15 Preview
Thursday, August 19th, 2010Sascha Is Thrilled To Renew Acquaintances With The Demons
GAME OF THE WEEK
Denim Demons (12-1) at LBS, Inc. (6-6-0-1)
Location: Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: LBS, Inc. leads 9-1-1
Game Notes: Two of the hottest teams in BTSH collide in this Rubens Division battle. The Denim Demons have won their last 10 games, dating back to their only loss of the season in Week 4. They have allowed the fewest goals in the league due to the stellar play of all-star goalie Aaron “Coach” Pagdon and a nearly impenetrable defense. In addition, the team boasts two of the league’s top 10 scorers in Zack Tinkelman (16) and Mike Pereira (12). LBS, Inc. has also looked impressive in recent weeks. The Corporation has won three games in a row and is back at .500 for the first time since Opening Day. The offense has been en fuego over this stretch with 19 goals, bumping the team to a tie for second in scoring. LBS, Inc. also has two players in the league’s top 10 in Karsten Pichon (14) and “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (14). With the first game between these divisional opponents canceled due to “rain fears,” both teams will be looking to make a statement in their only meeting of the 2010 season.
Keys To The Game:
1. Depending on the outcome of the Sky Fighters/Corlears Hookers game at 1:00, the Demons may have the opportunity to clinch the Rubens Division in this game. The chance to win a second straight division title and secure the top seed in the playoffs should provide the Demons with plenty of motivation.
2. LBS, Inc. captain Sascha Puritz is clearly well-prepared and excited for the Corporation’s first game of the week of 2010. She noted, “We have hockey on Sunday? I thought it was a bye week.” She continued with several expletives upon learning that her opponent would be the Demons.
3. Although the Denim Demons have torn through BTSH this season, they have historically struggled against LBS, Inc. They have won just once in 11 meetings with the Corporation, which includes last season’s 3-2 loss in Week 22.
Eli’s Pick: LBS, Inc. The Corporation’s mastery continues.
Derek’s Pick: Denim Demons. With the potential to clinch the division title and four players involved in the All-Star Game, this could be a banner day for the Demons.
Watchability: 4.5 Poulins. Two high-scoring offenses on hot streaks should make for a very exciting contest.
Week 11 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010Everyone Loves The Denim Demons
As a thank you to you, the loyal reader, we the writers thought we’d give you a snapshot of who’s going to btsh.org, and how they are getting there. Here are some interesting facts and figures we have noticed, taken directly from Google Analytics:
1. As expected, the United States and Canada rank as the first and second countries in terms of site traffic, combining for well over 90% of visits. However, it is a little surprising that Switzerland ranks third with 75 visits since June 1. We at the media can only infer that this is due to our unbiased and neutral approach to reporting the BTSH news. Also of note are Israel and South Africa, which each had three visits during this time. Thank you to the Denim Demons’ Jeff Kamen for checking the site while pursuing a Master’s Degree in Israel and Cobra Kai’s Will Kuhns for checking in while working at the World Cup in South Africa.
2. Site traffic peaked on Monday, June 7. Although visitors were most likely looking for the results of the Sega NHL 94 tournament from the previous day, they were instead treated to a picture of Denim Demon David Kenneth Fraser doing a butterfly stretch with the Week 7 box scores. Upon seeing how many people were interested in stretching techniques, Demon captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens graciously posted a full lesson on pre-game calisthenics several weeks later. As of now, that post has been viewed 209 times.
Week 6 News and Notes
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010Long Weekends Make The Planet Smile
With Memorial Day marking the unofficial start to the summer season, the holiday is traditionally associated with barbeques, parades, family gatherings, and sporting events. Thus, as BTSH approaches this highly anticipated weekend, the media conducted a league-wide survey to gauge people’s plans for their day off from hockey. Some of the notable responses are after the jump.
Season Preview: LBS, Inc.
Saturday, April 3rd, 2010LBS, Inc. Is The Gold Standard
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 15-4-0-1 (3rd place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: The Boardroom
2009 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 29 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
Week 20 Box Scores
Sunday, September 20th, 2009I See London, I See France…
LBS, Inc. 3, Dark Rainbows 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (27), Karen Erickson (3)
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (9), Josh Wilson (5)
Game Notes: Pichon’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 14 seconds remaining in regulation.
Denim Demons 6, What The Puck 4
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira 3 (8), Jeff Kamen (15), Zack Tinkelman (7), Brad Weiger (1)
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (13), Tom MacDonald 2 (13)
Sky Fighters 5, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (18), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (5), Greg Cohan (3), Samantha Lee (3)
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra (15), Joe Essock (2)
Rehabs 6, Dark Rainbows 3
Rehabs: Adam Skuse 3 (9), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala 2 (6), Rob Blandi (7)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley 2 (12), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (8)
Fresh Kills 2, Mighty Squirrels 0
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (8), Caroline Currie (4)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (1)
LBS, Inc. 5, Unicorns 1
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 2 (16), Phil Yang 2 (3), Karsten Pichon (25)
Unicorns: John Mark (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 6, Tuques 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (10), Erik Johnson 2 (7), Charles DeFranco (11), Shannon Voto (3)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto 2 (16), Dean Keyworth (3)
Mega Touch 5, Mathematics 3
Mega Touch: Bill MacGregor 2 (6), Eric Devlin (6), Greg Kellerman (6), Jonathan Hanson (2)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt (11), Anita Khar (2), Andrew Lu (1)
Mexican Standoff 3, Cobra Kai 2
Mexican Standoff: Ben (15), Amanda (2), Tommy (2)
Cobra Kai: Laurie Chakel (1), Morgan “Secretary of Defense” Doninger (1)
Corlears Hookers 3, Happy Little Elves 0
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka 2 (11), Josh Sadlier-Brown (7)
Shutout: Jesse Scolaro (1)
