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Week 16 News and Notes
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010When Did Ben Get So Tall?
With BTSH games switched to Saturday this past weekend, league members were given a rare chance to relax and hang out after their games without having to worry about their jobs the next day. As a result, the situation created a perfect opportunity for BTSH to go on a Saturday night pub crawl of the Tompkins Square area. Throughout the evening, the festivities circulated to four official stops with plenty of good times and good drinks along the way.
Week 13 News and Notes
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008Oh No! Not Another Clip Post!
Top Ten Storylines From The First Half Of The Season
10. A BIG NAME CHANGE. Unhappy with his original nickname of “Tiny”, Kevin Foster of Fresh Kills petitioned the media for something new, claiming (in somewhat of a non-sequitur) that he’s “really just a sensitive guy.” After hours of intensive research and brainstorming, the media officially decreed Kevin’s new nickname to be “The Planet“, due to his all-world talent. The Planet is extremely satisfied with the change.
9. ANOTHER DUTCH. The media is happy to announce that there is yet another Dutch in the annals of BTSH. Congratulations to Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney on the birth of his daughter, “Dutch’s Niece“.
8. NEW TEAM IN BTSH. After an impressive victory in their inaugural game, the Happy Little Elves seemed destined to make a big splash in BTSH this season. Unfortunately, despite the accolades by the media and their peers after the first weekend, they have yet to win a game since. In addition, to add insult to injury, an anonymous member of Filthy Gorgeous is quick to comment on their new uniforms: “That’s the same color we had in 2006. Then we realized it was really ugly.”
7. TWO MAD DOGS? It’s no secret that everyone wants to be like What The Puck, but few teams actually succeed in doing it. The Mathematics, however, found a way. In what may be the best league prank of the season, several Mathematics dressed like the iconic team in orange. Humorously, one unnamed What The Puck member actually thought the Mathematics were her real teammates and sat with them prior to the game…no one had the heart to tell her the truth.
6. MIGHTY SQUIRRELS FIND A NUT. After finishing in fourteenth place last season, Mighty Squirrels captain Rachel “A-Korn” Greene knew she had to make some adjustments. This season, with a new found all-star goalie and Greene’s patented “fundamentals first” style of play, the Squirrels find themselves nestled snugly in the top tier of the standings. Now, if the Squirrels can just find a way out of Tim “(S)crappy” Gray’s seven year contract, they’d be golden.
