Posts Tagged ‘Mexican Standoff’
Special Press Release
Friday, April 2nd, 2010The following press release was submitted to btsh.org by Jefferson Hendricks:
Week 8 News and Notes
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009Harmon’s New Shirt Looks Very Much Like His Old One
Form And Function
No longer content with displaying simple mathematical functions across their chests, the Mathematics unveiled a new, advanced jersey line on Sunday. After years of sporting shirts with only addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division signs, the Mathematics added exponents and square roots to their repertoire. In addition, a special “black out” jersey (bearing the same new logos) was also commissioned as an occasional alternate uniform. Like their predecessors, the new shirts received rave reviews throughout BTSH. One league member, Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens, was quoted as saying, “If Mathematics shirts were on sale, I would totally buy one.”
Week 2 News and Notes
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Prepare For A White Out
The Alpha Male Isn’t Going To Like This One…
Yet another new team uniform was unveiled last Sunday, as Mexican Standoff debuted a hot new look for 2009. In the team’s continuing quest to go incognito this season, Peaches and his crew have toned down the team’s shirt to a very plain white, with a small, modest logo. In addition, the jerseys no longer have player nicknames on the back, as Standoff has gone the New England Patriots route by choosing to highlight the team over individuality. When reached for comment, LBS, Inc. loud mouth “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin was once again not happy with another team adopting white as its primary color.
Season Preview: Mexican Standoff
Saturday, March 28th, 2009I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!
Color: Black
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 2-12-2-1 (16th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Crossing the border.”
Key Additions: Bob, Brooke, Leo (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Hannah Stark (What The Puck), Tim “The Lantern” Olson
Photo of the Week
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Sex Symbols?
On the left is Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison of Cobra Kai (who considers himself a sex symbol). On the right is Tim “The Lantern” Olson of Mexican Standoff. Cobra Kai’s Enayet “Retail” Rasul cannot tell the difference between the two. Can you?
