Posts Tagged ‘Poutine Machine’
Week 11 Box Scores
Sunday, July 13th, 2014Big Win for Poutine!
Actually, it was a fairly average win, but I certainly wasn’t going to put the Rainbows here.
Mathematics 4, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Mathematics: Joey Batista 3 (7), Liz Leventhal (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max (4)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (5)
Gremlins 6, Gut Rot 1
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood 2 (5), Allison Busch (2), Caitlin (1), Erich Graham (2), Jenny Grant (1)
Gut Rot: Len Guinto (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (2)
Denim Demons 7, Mega Touch 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 3 (9), Paul Licari 2 (5), Lee Reiners (5), Adam Rubens (7)
Shutout: Zack Tinkelman (1)
Cobra Kai 5, Butchers 4
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 3 (7), Liam Martens (8), Peter Gallina (7)
Butchers: Gary Kowalski 2 (2), Jeff Laniando (10), Cherie Stewart (6)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Poutine Machine 4, What The Puck 1
Poutine Machine: Salman Haq 2 (2), Colin Hensel 2 (2)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (3)
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke (1)
Sky Fighters 2, LBS, Inc. 0
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (3), Roman Teytelbaum (2)
Shutout: Kevin Au (1)
Happy Little Elves 3, La Famiglia 2 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi (5), Gil Valdes (10)
La Famiglia: Hugh McKee (3), Denis Miciletto (8)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (8)
Shootout: Gil Valdes scored the only successful shootout attempt for either team.
Dark Rainbows 3, Corlears Hookers 2 (OT-SO)
Dark Rainbows: Sikander Atiq (3), Josh Wilson (3)
Corlears Hookers: Liam Martens 2 (via Cobra Kai)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (still a free agent, apparently)
Shootout: Josh Wilson scored the only successful shootout attempt for either team.
Filthy Gorgeous 3, Rehabs 0
Filthy Gorgeous: J.J. Anderson 2 (2), Matt Novick (1)
Shutout: Nicholas Blair (1)
Fresh Kills 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Alex Rouleau 2 (5), Gabe Chenard (14), Eugene Rha (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (7)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (5)
I Love You Not….Previews Week 6
Monday, May 12th, 2014Love. It’s why we’re all here. From the time we are a baby, snuggled into our Daddy’s arms, to when we are leaving this earth, as our great grandchild clasps our hand one last time, we are looking for one thing.
Love.
A 2009 photo of Ben Chadwick and I after we beat the Demons in overtime.
But as we find out…true love doesn’t last forever, and often times, the ones we love are the ones we leave.
I don’t know these two people. I actually just used a Google image search.
But perhaps they would be happier if they didn’t have some creeper taking a picture of them while they were in bed?
Which brings us to…
Week 5 Preview Part 1
Thursday, May 1st, 2014This has been an exhausting week for me. Derk and Elly are watching the Rangers Game 7, so now I’m forced to write this preview a day earlier than I wanted to. But I’d rather not get into a public spat about how much I’ve been carrying them this whole season.
Sometimes I do so much, and they do so little…I feel like an old Papua woman.
(BTW, my obligatory Becky Norris mention is this Papua woman can beat Becky in arm-wrestling)
So now that we got this drama out of the way its time for our Game of the Week! Before the season, a Mega-Poutine matchup did not seem like it would garner a ton of GOTW action, but last week, both teams pulled off impressive upsets and deserve The Authority’s attention.
Week 4’s Three Stars ***
Wednesday, April 30th, 2014This was a real busy week for BTSH, as we not only had a full-slate of games, but we also had the Rose Charities Tournament. We will have the full story next week on the tournament, but for now, enjoy the three (actually four) people who did better than you this week.
To these four, you deserve all the glory. To the approximately 396 other BTSHers, you all should feel shame.
Third Star: ***
Nick Barretta, Rehabs.
Barretta had another impressive week at BTSH. He scored an impressive goal at the charity tournament and impressively volunteered to ref for free. Then on Sunday, he impressed us all when he came in early to ref the 1 and 2 p.m. games.
Unfortunately for DiPierri Jr., the Rehabs lost a heartbreaker to Poutine, so Nick will have to settle for the very unimpressive third star. Thank you for all your volunteering Nick, but maybe try to be good at hockey too.
Week 3 Box Scores
Monday, April 14th, 2014Trust Us, This Was A Clean, Friendly Game With Absolutely No Incidents
Jo-Ann’s in MMA now?
Happy Little Elves 3, Gremlins 2
Happy Little Elves: Boris Grinberg (3), Luisa Mirarchi (1), Rob Walsh (4)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (1), Alison Shilling (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (1)
Corlears Hookers 5, What The Puck 1
Corlears Hookers: Noelle Safar 3 (3), Gavin Kearney 2 (2)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (Free Agent)
Fresh Kills 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee (1), Nick Scott (1), Dave Sokolyansky (1), Tyrannosaurus Rex-n-Effect (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Jack Watson 2 (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (2)
LBS, Inc. 5, Denim Demons 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (4), Luke 2 (2), Ken Poulin (1)
Denim Demons: Lee Reiners (1), Zack Tinkelman (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (2)
Cobra Kai 5, Dark Rainbows 4 (OT-SO)
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina 2 (3), Liam Martens 2 (2)
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson 2 (2), Jennie Brown (1), Bryan Harris (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (via Happy Little Elves)
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Mega Touch 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 3 (3), Courtney Butler (1), Charles DeFranco (1)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin 2 (2), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (1)
La Famiglia 6 , Gut Rot 0
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 3 (4), Ben Bloom (2), Jenna Cruff (1), Hugh McKee (1)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (2)
Game Notes: Two games in, and La Famiglia still hasn’t allowed a goal.
Rehabs 3, Sky Fighters 2
Rehabs: Nick Barretta (2), Ramy Odeh (3), Rob Blandi (2)
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (1), Luke Wang (1)
Goalie Win: Anthony “He” Romeo (1)
Game Notes: He’s here.
Mathematics 2, Poutine Machine 1
Mathematics: Brad Schmidt (2), Sam Norris (1)
Poutine Machine: Jeff Ruel (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (1)
Butchers 5, Filthy Gorgeous 4
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (2), Arthur Revechkis 2 (2), Arnold Sanchez (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (2), Dana Kravis (1), “Gentleman” James Pereira (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (1)
Please submit any corrections to derek@btsh.org
