Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: Unicorns
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Rally Up!
Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-0-1 (9th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in quarterfinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Rally up!”
Key Additions: Susanna (Cobra Kai), Iannis (Free Agent), Victoria (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Allison B., Jill
Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Oh, That’s Filthy!
Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 12-4-1 (4th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Going from ashy to classy.”
Key Additions: Joe Essock (Free Agent), Lindsay Nevins (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon
Season Preview: Sky Fighters
Monday, March 23rd, 2009The Sky Fighters Future Is So Bright…
Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-6 (7th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re more than just Martin.”
Key Additions: Trace Della Torre, Viliam Pala, David Cernan, Greg Infanti (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: “About 7 girls who came to the first game and stopped showing up even though they paid their $50”
Season Preview: Mega Touch (formerly Bad Touch)
Monday, March 23rd, 2009That’s Some Mega Logo
Color: Gray/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 1-15-1 (18th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Good enough not to be called ‘Bad’.”
Key Additions: Molly Brown, Kristen Echemendia, Katie Hasty, Brett Oppedisano, Andy Robertson, Ben Rosenthal, Nadya Salcedo, Rabi Whitaker (all free agents)
Key Losses: Bethany Cocco, Amy Krawczyk, Elizabeth Moy, Christopher Neal
Season Preview: What The Puck
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009Larry Is Big Brother
Color: Orange
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 13-3-0-1 (1st place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Yes, we have work visas.”
Key Additions: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Cobra Kai), Sal Malguarnera (Rehabs)
Key Losses: Jen Hale, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri? (Retirement)
