Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Lysol Has His Hands Full
Color: Camouflage
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 5-10-1-1 (14th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in first round
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Fear does not exist on this team.”
Key Additions: Tom Chirico, Margaret Duggan, Tim Kirkby and Joe Smith (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (What The Puck), Peter “Ski” Oblamski
Season Preview: Tuques
Friday, March 20th, 2009The Tuques Are In A Class By Themselves
Color: Yellow/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 8-9 (12th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Tuques hockey.”
Key Additions: Diane Johnston, Shafiq Perry, and Rachel Winstone (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Sarah Moore (Gouging Anklebiters)
Season Preview: Mighty Squirrels
Friday, March 20th, 2009Sven’s Expecting A Flood
Color: Brown
Year Founded: 2005
2008 Regular Season Finish: 7-7-3 (11th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “How do you like deez nuts?”
Key Additions: Emily Allen, Ian Driscoll, Lauren Greene (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Z.Y. Kesselman, Tommy Mayoros
Season Preview: Mathematics
Thursday, March 19th, 2009Bow Down To Lord Jeff
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 6-11 (13th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Can’t Wait!”
Key Additions: Joe Boshko (Free Agent), Jim Nolan (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Sarah Coombs (Pregnancy), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (Graduate School)
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
Thursday, March 19th, 2009Drinking You Under The Table Since 2001
Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 4-13 (15th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Bad Touch in play-in game
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “That foot is us!”
Key Additions: Erik Johnson (Free Agent), Sarah Moore (Tuques), Nestor Nonato
Key Losses: None
