Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: Corlears Hookers
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009Hookers Go With Softer Image In 2009
Color: Purple/White
Year Founded: 2007
2008 Regular Season Finish: 13-4 (3rd place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in championship game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “This is Dutch’s team.”
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Chris Beauvois
Season Preview: Rehabs
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009Meredith Is Clearly All Business
Color: Black
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 10-5-1-1 (8th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Unicorns in first round
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “$how the passion. $how the $wagger.”
Key Additions: Rob Blandi (Free Agent), Ken Hill (Free Agent), Sean McClain (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Sal Malguarnera (What The Puck), Stacy Kehoe (Fellowship), Brian Wong, Molly Holder
Season Preview: Denim Demons
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Fair Enough.
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-3-2-1 (5th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in quarterfinals
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Come cheer our opponents!”
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Happy Little Elves
Monday, March 16th, 2009Ben And Rich Plan To Turn The Elves Around 360 Degrees
Color: Kermit The Frog Green
Year Founded: 2008
2008 Regular Season Finish: 1-14-1-1 (17th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Mexican Standoff in play-in game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “It can only get better.”
Key Additions: Chris Adrahtas (Free Agent), Peter Benedetto (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine (Boston)
Season Preview: Dark Rainbows
Sunday, March 15th, 2009Jesus Returns To Offense
Color: Pink
Year Founded: 2004
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (6th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in second round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Pretty in pink.”
Key Additions: Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (Return From Boozing)
Key Losses: K.C. Fisher
