Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: LBS, Inc.
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011Meet LBS, Inc.’s New Security Manager
Courtesy: LBS, Inc. Office of Communications
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-7-0-1 (4th, Rubens Division; 11th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in round of 16
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 16 goals
Team Song: Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)
New Hires: Lawrence Goldstein
Resignations: Alex Simon, Phil Yang
Season Preview: Mathematics
Monday, March 21st, 2011Is Justin The New Mathematics GM?
Color: Gray/Black
Year Founded: 2006
2010 Regular Season Finish: 6-8-0-2 (2nd, MacNeil Division; 15th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Butchers in opening round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Andy Pratt, 8 goals
Team Song: DJ Pauly D – Beat Dat Beat
Key Additions: Lilly Preston (free agency)
Key Losses: Scott Lee (Fresh Kills)
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
Monday, March 21st, 2011Strike Hard, Strike First!
Color: Camouflage/White
Year Founded: 2006
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-8 (3rd, Donohue Division; 12th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
2010 Leading Scorer: Mark Talercio, 9 goals
Team Song: Bananarama – Cruel Summer
Key Additions: Anita Khar (Rehabs), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (Sky Fighters)
Key Losses: Ara “6-1-9!” Arnn
Season Preview: Tompkins Square Riots
Sunday, March 20th, 2011She’s Actually Just Watching Empire Records
Color: Maroon
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-7-1 (1st, MacNeil Division; 4th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in quarterfinals
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
2010 Leading Scorer: Alexandre Frenette, 13 goals
Team Song: Quiet Riot – Cum On Feel The Noize
Key Additions: Daniel Burns, Michelle Bressler, Caroline Samponaro
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Rehabs
Saturday, March 19th, 2011Meredith And Stacy Are Almost As Tight As Rich And Karsten
Color: Black
Year Founded: 2001
2010 Regular Season Finish: 10-5-0-1 (1st, Hackett Division; 2nd overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Butchers in round of 16
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
2010 Leading Scorer: Alex Doucette, 12 goals
Team Song: AC/DC – Back in Black
Key Additions: Approximately half of the roster
Key Losses: Brock Bosacker, Alex Doucette, Anita Khar, “Con” Ed Lau, Anthony Romeo, “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse
