Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
Sunday, March 13th, 2011This Is Exactly What Monica Wants
Color: Navy Blue/Peach
Year Founded: 2006
2010 Regular Season Finish: 10-5-0-1 (3rd, Rubens Division; 6th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
2010 Leading Scorer: Sunny Mehra, 14 goals
Team Song: Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous
Key Additions: Brett Karley
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Sky Fighters
Saturday, March 12th, 2011He’d Be Even Sweatier If He Actually Got Back On Defense
Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2010 Regular Season Finish: 9-6-0-1 (2nd, Hackett Division; 7th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Happy Little Elves in semifinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka, 10 goals
Team Song: Eiffel 65 – Blue
Key Additions: Ivo Mocek, Cory Watkinson
Key Losses: Danielle Block (injury), Alice DuBois, Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
Season Preview: What The Puck
Friday, March 11th, 2011Who Will Be Larry’s Next Acquisition?
Color: Orange
Year Founded: 2001
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-7 (5th, Rubens Division; 13th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Gut Rot in opening round
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Tom MacDonald, 10 goals
Team Song: Tragically Hip – Wheat Kings
Key Additions: Brock Bosacker, Alex Doucette, Anthony Romeo, “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (all from Rehabs)
Key Losses: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Mega Touch)
Season Preview: Butchers
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Georgine Won’t Be Smiling When She Sees The Team Song
Color: Maroon/Turquoise
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 4-8-0-4 (4th, Donohue Division; 18th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
2010 Leading Scorer: Ben Bloom, 10 goals
Team Song: Huey Lewis & The News – Power of Love
Key Additions: Chris DiMotta (Gut Rot)
Key Losses: Bryn Starbird
Season Preview: Poutine Machine
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011On Y Va!
Color: Light Blue
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 6-9-0-1 (3rd, Hackett Division; 16th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Kevin MacDonald, 5 goals
Team Song: Frère Jacques
Key Additions: Numerous Free Agents
Key Losses: “Double J” Jeff Jewett
