Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: Mega Touch
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Eric Is Thrilled To Be Captain Once Again
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2002
2010 Regular Season Finish: 6-9-1 (4th, MacNeil Division; 17th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Poutine Machine in opening round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Harvey Jaswal, 6 goals
Team Song: Peter Cetera – Glory of Love
Key Additions: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (What The Puck)
Key Losses: Greg Kellerman, William MacGregor
Season Preview: Dark Rainbows
Monday, March 7th, 2011P.T. Will Have To Regrow His Hair To Fit In
Color: Pink
Year Founded: 2004
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-6-0-2 (4th, Hackett Division; 10th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in round of 16
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: John Nielsen, 12 goals
Team Song: Maino ft. T-Pain – All The Above
Key Additions: Robert Ee-lee, Ali Fischer, Jenna Flateman, Saburah Posner (all free agency)
Key Losses: Yui Lewis “And the News”, Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo
Season Preview: Tompkins Square Riots
Thursday, April 8th, 2010These Riots Seem Rather Subdued
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: Tompkins Square Park
Season Preview: Fresh Kills
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Page 4 Of The Fresh Kills Merchandise Catalog
Color: Royal Blue
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 9-10-1-1 (11th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in semifinals
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: The Lesser Center
2009 Leading Scorer: Dave Sokolyansky, 13 goals
Key Additions: Alice Bertoni (Sky Fighters), Brian Wong (Rehabs), Sydell Imas (Free Agency)
Key Losses: Amy Jones & Others (Riots), Caroline Currie (Filthy Gorgeous), Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst (Canada)
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Will Doesn’t Like His New Teammates
Color: Camouflage
Year Founded: 2006
2009 Regular Season Finish: 5-13-1-2 (14th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: The Dojo
2009 Leading Scorer: Will Kuhns, 14 goals
Key Additions: Laura Suchoski, Mark Kleinkecht, Max Maier, Peter Lang,
Shep Halsey, Scott Rice (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Kevin Au (Tuques), Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison
