Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: Corlears Hookers
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Jason Eitel, Not Actually Canadian
Color: Purple
Year Founded: 2007
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-3-1-2 (4th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in semifinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Dutch Gardens
2009 Leading Scorer: Jason Eitel, 22 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Jock Paul (Indonesia), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson (Holland?)
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Now With 100% Less Foot
Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 8-11-2 (12th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: The Shoe
2009 Leading Scorers: Charles DeFranco & Alex Derhohannesian, 12 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Retirement)
Season Preview: Sky Fighters
Monday, April 5th, 2010The Big Sexy Tour 2010 Begins…
Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-7 (7th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Defeated What The Puck in championship game
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: Lott Gymnasium
2009 Leading Scorer: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka, 20 goals
Key Additions: Stephanie Tybinka (Free Agency)
Key Losses: Alice Bertoni (Fresh Kills)
Season Preview: Gut Rot
Sunday, April 4th, 2010They Thought They Were Signing Up For The Unicorns
Color: Yellow (Possibly)
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: The Jefferson Pavilion
Season Preview: LBS, Inc.
Saturday, April 3rd, 2010LBS, Inc. Is The Gold Standard
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 15-4-0-1 (3rd place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: The Boardroom
2009 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 29 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
