Posts Tagged ‘team previews’
Season Preview: What The Puck
Saturday, April 3rd, 2010What The Puck: A Decade Of Excellence
Color: Orange
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 16-5 (2nd place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in championship game
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Elks Lodge 878
2009 Leading Scorer: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta, 20 goals
Key Additions: Lisa Harrington (Tuques)
Key Losses: Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri? (Old Age)
Season Preview: Rehabs
Friday, April 2nd, 2010Ain’t No Thang But A Chicken Wang
Color: Black
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 11-6-1-3 (8th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: The Stacy S. Kehoe Auditorium
2009 Leading Scorers: Dave Fraser & Adam Skuse, 9 goals
Key Additions: Gary Kowalski (Mighty Squirrels), Anita Khar (Mathematics)
Key Losses: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Mathematics), Sean “$howJu” McClain (Mathematics)
Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
Thursday, April 1st, 2010Matt Had Never Seen Mac & Cheese Before
Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2009 Regular Season Finish: 15-5-1 (5th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Ashy Larry Stadium
2009 Leading Scorer: “Gentleman” James Pereira, 22 goals
Key Additions: Caroline Currie (Fresh Kills), Susannah (Unicorns)
Key Losses: “The Masterpiece” Ashley McMasters (Butchers)
Season Preview: Denim Demons
Thursday, April 1st, 2010Please Don’t Hate The Denim Demons
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-2-2-3 (1st place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Adam Rubens War Veterans Memorial Coliseum
2009 Leading Scorer: Jeff Kamen, 18 goals
Key Additions: Noah and Sara’s new baby
Key Losses: Danny’s virginity, the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV
Season Preview: Happy Little Elves
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010The Happy Little Elves Fan Club
Color: Electric Lime
Year Founded: 2008
2009 Regular Season Finish: 10-10-1 (9th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Rehabs in first round
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: Tuques Arena (The Elves are currently constructing the Glanzer Dome, with an estimated completion date of 2014)
2009 Leading Scorer: Chris “Crush” O’Neil, 14 goals
Key Additions: Trevor Beauclair, Ryan Nakahara
Key Losses: Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke
