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Could Jake Busey End The Rehabs’ Winning Streak?

What The Puck (6-0) vs. Rehabs (3-1-1)
Location: Corlears South, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 7-4
Game Notes: This matchup features two of the hottest teams in BTSH, as What The Puck has won all six of their games, and the Rehabs are currently riding a three game winning streak.  Despite their gaudy record, What The Puck has struggled in one area: attendance.  They have had only one substitute the last two weeks and actually played shorthanded in one of those games.  Personnel issues aside, their lethal offense still leads the league in team goals.  The Rehabs started slowly, but played their best game of the season last week in a 6-0 victory against the Happy Little Elves.  Their deep offensive rotation is led by the Ontario Connection of “Con” Ed Lau and Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman, but not to be overlooked are Sal Malguarnera, Lateef Nurmohamed, Chantel Arroyo, and Brian Wong (who really enjoys playing hockey).
Keys to the Game:
1. What The Puck team cancer, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri has frequently been seen wearing a Rehabs shirt.  One has to wonder where his true loyalties lie.  The answer is most likely with himself.
2. Cinemax is scheduled to play Tomcats from 1:00 AM to 3:00 AM on Sunday morning.  Rehabs captain Bryan “Stork” Welch will not be able to resist watching this and could be tired and unfocused.
3. Lost amongst the accolades for What The Puck’s explosive offense, has been the steady goaltending of Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz.  He has yet to give up more than two goals in a game.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs.  What The Puck’s attendance issues finally catch up with them.
Derek’s Pick: What The Puck.  They’ve played nearly perfectly each and every week, regardless of how many of them show up.

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