The Emasculating Collection
Gentlemen of BTSH, have you ever wondered what the women of our league talk about behind our backs? Well, you aren’t the only ones. Of course, it’s highly doubtful that they’re as mean-spirited and petty as some of us envision them to be, but as we prepare to support them this Saturday at the Women’s Ball Hockey Charity Tournament, perhaps we should at least consider what they might be saying:
“His senior quote was actually a Creed lyric.”
“…and then he asked, ‘Can we see if it fits?'”
“That’s when he said it’s because he just got out of the pool.”
“He thought I’d be impressed by his arm tattoos.”
“He still has Jamaal Charles in his lineup.”
“When he asked if I wanted to go in his hot tub, I said I didn’t have a bathing suit with me. He told me, ‘You can borrow one of my mother’s.'”
“His status message used the sad face emoticon.”
Tags: 2011 Season
Well done Derek. Well done.
Jamaal Charles was an Instant Classic. Media Boycott over if I had one. Though the Georgine/Noelle/Suz pic was when they were talking to me last week. They were saying that weren’t they?