Week 1 Boxscores
Gremlins 1 – Gut Rot 0
Jamie gets the first shutout of the 2013 BTSH season. Gremlins scored with 37 seconds left in the game.
Corlears Hookers 4 – What The Puck 1
Sarah of the Hookers was +3 in this game.
Gouging Anklebiters 3 – Rehabs 0
Craig Lacombe with the shutout.
Mathematics 4 – Dark Rainbows 3
Only one Norris played. But he scored!
Denim Demons 3 – Poutine Machine 0
Coach notches the shutout.
Happy Little Elves 4 – Filthy Gorgeous 2
Elves had four different goal scorers. None of them were Glanzer.
Butchers 1- Cobra Kai 0
Eric Ramirez with the shutout. Beth Bruder with the gamewinner for the Butchers.
Fresh Kills 3 – LBS, Inc. 1
No Americans scored during this game (Quebec 3 – Russia 1)
Mega Touch 4 at Tompkins Square Riots 1
Bratta begins his retirement with 2 goals for the Megas.
La Famiglia 4 – Sky Fighters 2
Four goals from four different goal scorers for the Fams as well.
So Jenna Cruff…captain of the Happy Little Elves, quit the Elves, joined the Butchers, scored a goal apparently worth (-1) and the Butchers lost to Cobra Kai despite scoring the only goal of the game.
I cant believe I actually miss Elly!
And I feel bad for that female Norris that none of her brothers allow anyone to acknowledge her existence. And that other brother that also played but didn’t score that also isn’t allowed to be acknowledged apparently.
Man Zach “The only Norris that matters” Norris really takes BTSH too seriously.
Zach Norris has always been a me-first type of player. Adding his brothers and sister has only made things worse.
I remember last summer he took Becky’s ice cream after she hit a post, claiming, “Ice cream is for closers.” Worse yet, he didn’t even eat it, he just threw it on the ground and laughed.
Dude you should delete your comment Derek. If Zach Norris sees you mention his sisters name by her name, he will put her in the cage again.
Trust me, Becky runs the show in that family. Word has it that any Norrii who don’t genuflect to her before going to sleep each night aren’t allowed to eat the following day. But she wants us to think differently. She’s Oz behind the curtain.
I firmly endorse any comment containing a Glengarry Glenross reference. Nicely done, derek.
Rich, you’re welcome.